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Amazingly Amy Winehouse has survived yet another year here on this planet & is actually celebrating her 24th birthday.

So, this Guinness goes out to Amy who we wish a very happy birthday & hopes that she’ll be around till at least next week….



Happy 30th Birthday To Fiona Apple!

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I was a little more than surprise to find out that Fiona Apple was just a little bit older than me, I thought she was actually much older than that.

Anyhoo, wishing Ms. Apple the best 30th birthday eva!



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30th Birthday Shout-Out Going To Ludacris!

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A big, huge Happy Birthday shout-out going out to Ludacris.  The rapper turns 30-years-old today & I can’t wait to start the spanking myself!



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Hottie Ryan Phillippe turns 33-years-sexy today.  No word as of yet on what the father/actor/divorcee will be doing tonight to ring in his big day, but I’ll bet anything it’s going to be hot & possibly steamy!

Happy Birthday, Ryan!



Happy 34th Birthday To Rose McGowan

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Superslut Rose McGowan celebrates her 34th birthday today!  What are we wishing her this year?  Enough bottles of Xanax to satisfy.



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A great big hearty Happy Birthday going out to Beyonce Knowles today, who is celebrating her 26th birthday!

Do it up big, Beyonce!



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Someone other than blondie Jessica Simpson is celebrating their birthday this week, Courtney Love rung in her 43rd birthday by apparently doing her best & scariest ’80s impression.

Love, who turned 43 on Monday, was spotted after her performance at London’s Bush Hall holding a bouquet given to her by an admiring fan. 

I’ve been watching Love for almost a decade now, and I think this might just be the worst picture of Courtney ever.  I mean, the bird-like nose looks like it’s going to turn into a beak any minute now & those teeth look like they could use a good soaking since they look like my grandmom’s dentures.

Really Court, you need some kind of fashion intervention & freeking fast at that!



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Well, we kinda goofed up & forgot all about David Beckham’s 32nd birthday!

But never fear, we’re making up for the slip-up with a birthday pic!  To celebrate David’s big day, wife Victoria took the platinum stallion to London’s Cipriani for dinner.

The couple look fab, though I think I’m kinda done with David’s do.  What about you?

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Jennifer Aniston & friend Sheryl Crow were spotted looking good in Malibu recently.  Aniston & Crow share a February 11 birthday & celebrate a little belatedly with other girl pals Courteney Cox & Laura Dern at Malibu’s hot spot Nobu.

Happy late birthday to my girl pals!

It won’t be too long, March 27, till we can finally see that hot episode of “Dirt” where Aniston’s & Cox’s characters share a smooch.  That is going to be one hot kiss, right?!

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Wilmer Valderrama Celebrated 27th Birthday with Balls

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It only makes sense that Wilmer Valderrama would celebrate his 27th birthday with balls.  Valderrama was spotted at the grand opening of the Ten Pin Alley in Atlantic Station in Atlanta on January 29.  Wilmer’s real birthday is actually the 30, but who says you can’t celebrate earlier?!

Interestingly, the That 70s Show star was handed a bowling ball cake with three large candles & paused a while to think about what to wish for before blowing them suckers out.  I wonder…..what did Wilmer wish for?  A Scarlett Johansson lap dance?  One more dance with Nicole Richie?  Who knows?  It may have even been world peace he asked for, yeah right.

Many happy wishes going out to Wilmer for his 27th!

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Happy 43rd Birthday, Brad Pitt!

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A happy birthday going out to our man Brad Pitt today.  The actor turns the big 43 today, & not looking a day over 30.

After spending the week in New York with ladylove Angelina Jolie, Brad was spotted Friday in Los Angeles getting his motorcycle on.   

Happy Birthday, Brad!Â