Happy Birthday Suri! Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise’s darling celebrates another birthday, with an adorable cake and loads of presents.

Happy Birthday, Posh!We’d wish that all your dreams come true, but what else could you ask for? Fame, fortune, a gorgeous husband.

In a recent interview in the British media, Gwyneth denied allegations that her marriage with Coldplay rocker, Chris Martin was in trouble. Rumors of separation were “ridiculous” the Gwyneth insisted, she went on gushing that being a wife and Mother is her greatest joy, has made her stop searching, ended her loneliness and made her whole. Awww.

So why couldn’t she reveal the wherabouts of her husband (the reason why those rumors erupted)? “We just don’t want to be one of those couples…..It evolved that way” Yeah. whatever.

On a better note, Gwyneth was last seen in New York, attending to the Mexican birthday bash of 2-year-old Moses. And where was Dad? London of course….

Jamie Lynn Spears spends her birthday shopping with her boyfriend. Their baby is due this summer…but her bump seems really, really small. She is, however, showing some “mommy sensibilities” including a real concern for watching the family budget. She kept her birthday party small, and stayed away from the designer boutiques to buy stuff in Walmart.

Celebrific sends its birthday greetings to Carrie Underwood, whose American Idol performances catapulted her from herding cattle to a stellar singing career, numerous awards, and millions of loyal fans.

What, you say you’re the biggest fan? Prove it with this Carrie Underwood quiz.

The 34-year-old SuperWaif hasn’t stopped partying despite her advancing age, it seems. The 34 hour party marathon stated sedately enough with a tea party at suites at the Dorchester hotel the afternoon of the day-before, attended by daughter Lila Grace and some girly pals.  The string of parties around London gained momentum on Kate’s big day itself, which included dinner at China Tang (of David Tang fame) and the Punk Club in Soho.

As you can see, stars were the order of the celebrations, as illustrated on Kate’s face and outfit.

The stork has been working overtime in Hollywood it seems, as Christina Aguilera and hubby, music executive Jordan Bratman welcomed their baby boy in L.A. late Saturday evening.

The healthy 6 lbs. 2 o.z. boy was named Max Liron Bratman, and the happy couple were thrilled to bits with the new addition to the family.

To thank her fans and mark the special occasion, Christina posted a special message and downloadable video of “Save Me From Myself” on her website which includes real clips from her wedding to Bratman.

Word on the grapevine is that Christina is having her baby on Friday, January 11th by C-section or caesarean.  The pop songstress had a somewhat secret pregnancy, not confirming that she was “with child” until November when she was already 7 months along.  Something that one probably couldn’t get away with in a 2nd, 3rd or plus pregnancy, where you show almost immediately.

Why a C-section? Rumours abound, but the public are generally calling Miss A a ‘wuss’.  But lets be fair, there are many medical reasons why a C-section is the best choice.  So lets wish the Mom-to-be well  and eagerly await the first photos of baby Aguilera.

English actress Helena Bonham Carter and director husband Tim Burton, creator of some of Hollywood’s darkest but highly entertaining films,  have just happily welcomed their second child, a baby girl. The couple already have a 4-year-old son together, named Billy. Having already collaborated on several of Tim Burton’s films, such as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and the Corpse Bride, the couple’s latest offering is Sweeney Todd, which also stars another Burton favourite, Johnny Depp.

A very happy 27th birthday going out to Nick Cannon this fine morning.

I think I will take some time to imagine how Nick is going to celebrate his special day….Hmmm, Nick, you naughty boy, that’s not where the icing goes!!!!

Your favorite “90210″ TV star Luke Perry turns the ripe ole age of 41 today. 

Congrats, Luke, for making it this far & for still being employed as an actor!

No really, happy birthday! 

Well, for those of you who know Van Halen’s David Lee Roth, the rock legend is celebrating his 52nd birthday.

To me that means that I’m even older that I thought I was, just knowing who the hell David Lee Roth is……

Happy freaking birthday all the same, DLR!

Well, it isn’t a happy day without a fantabulous pic of none other than Hollywood hottie Matt Damon, who is celebrating his 37th birthday today.

I wonder what wife Luciana has in store for the birthday boy.  I’m hoping for lots of naughty spankings…

Can I just say that I hope we can all look as preserved as good ole Matt when we hit the 37 mark!

 

Despite the fact that Adam West isn’t really full of hot celebrity news items, I couldn’t resist wishing him a happy 79th birthday. 

Adam, you’ll always be a forever star to me, especially with every episode of “Family Guy!”

Beautiful Jada Pinkett Smith is celebrating her 36th birthday today!

Wonder what Jada is going to get into tonight with hubby Will Smith.  Whatever it is, I’m sure it’s naughty!

Happy b’day, Jada!  Wishing we could personally give you some of those birthday spankings!

Amazingly Amy Winehouse has survived yet another year here on this planet & is actually celebrating her 24th birthday.

So, this Guinness goes out to Amy who we wish a very happy birthday & hopes that she’ll be around till at least next week….

I was a little more than surprise to find out that Fiona Apple was just a little bit older than me, I thought she was actually much older than that.

Anyhoo, wishing Ms. Apple the best 30th birthday eva!

A big, huge Happy Birthday shout-out going out to Ludacris.  The rapper turns 30-years-old today & I can’t wait to start the spanking myself!

Hottie Ryan Phillippe turns 33-years-sexy today.  No word as of yet on what the father/actor/divorcee will be doing tonight to ring in his big day, but I’ll bet anything it’s going to be hot & possibly steamy!

Happy Birthday, Ryan!

Superslut Rose McGowan celebrates her 34th birthday today!  What are we wishing her this year?  Enough bottles of Xanax to satisfy.