tomkat

All this buzz about Tom Cruise for President. Not such a bad idea — his smile may just ease the diplomatic mess created by the Bush administration, though he just has to stop jumping up and down couches to be taken seriously by the G7.  Katie would make the cutest First Lady since the young Jackie O, complete with the hint of disturbing family secrets. (The Church of Scientology being only slightly less foreboding than the Mafia.)

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