FHM Spain has all the luck.
We may have Kim Kardashian, but they have Georgia Salpa, who could totally pass for a hotter, sexier, and much more tolerable version of Mrs. Kanye West. Why can’t we get her her own reality show? Better yet, put her on all the shows. Ratings would go through the roof if we had ‘Keeping Up With Georgia Salpa’ or ‘Georgia Salpa Can’t Keep Her Clothes On For More Than Two Minutes’. (No, we totally didn’t make up that last one.)