http://www.celebrific.com/the-curse-of-mtv-travis-barker-shanna-moakler-split/ Tracking Celebrities in Their Native Habitat Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:15:52 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 http://www.celebrific.com/the-curse-of-mtv-travis-barker-shanna-moakler-split/#comment-22807 Pussy Preacher » EULOGY: ANNA NICOLE SMITH. THE JUDGEMENT OF PUSSY UPON HER. Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:57:39 +0000 http://www.celebrific.com/the-curse-of-mtv-travis-barker-shanna-moakler-split/#comment-22807 [...] Oh Playboy, despoiler of True Pussy, purveyor of Half-Pussy! Of how much Pussy have you robbed the world? Why do you hide the nude pics of Anna Nicole behind your password-protected gates? How many heads have you swelled, until they believe they are too good to be filmed accepting a cock in their hot moist box? How few Angels have become entangled with you, yet escaped your snare? Does it not play directly into Ovarian hands – allowing such Paragons of Perfect Pussy to use you to advertise and exclusivize their wares, transform themselves into mere Matrimonial Objects? [...] [...] Oh Playboy, despoiler of True Pussy, purveyor of Half-Pussy! Of how much Pussy have you robbed the world? Why do you hide the nude pics of Anna Nicole behind your password-protected gates? How many heads have you swelled, until they believe they are too good to be filmed accepting a cock in their hot moist box? How few Angels have become entangled with you, yet escaped your snare? Does it not play directly into Ovarian hands – allowing such Paragons of Perfect Pussy to use you to advertise and exclusivize their wares, transform themselves into mere Matrimonial Objects? [...]

]]> http://www.celebrific.com/the-curse-of-mtv-travis-barker-shanna-moakler-split/#comment-1714 Anna Nicole Smith’s Son Daniel Wayne Dies - Celebrific Mon, 11 Sep 2006 15:52:44 +0000 http://www.celebrific.com/the-curse-of-mtv-travis-barker-shanna-moakler-split/#comment-1714 [...] Former Playboy playmate 38-year-old Smith is said to be in deep mourning over the death of her son Daniel Wayne Smith.  Authorities have yet to determine the cause of death, only that he died suddenly ”in his bed.” [...] [...] Former Playboy playmate 38-year-old Smith is said to be in deep mourning over the death of her son Daniel Wayne Smith.  Authorities have yet to determine the cause of death, only that he died suddenly ”in his bed.” [...]

]]> http://www.celebrific.com/the-curse-of-mtv-travis-barker-shanna-moakler-split/#comment-1241 The Celebrific Lowdown - Celebrific Wed, 30 Aug 2006 22:40:27 +0000 http://www.celebrific.com/the-curse-of-mtv-travis-barker-shanna-moakler-split/#comment-1241 [...] Hollywood Tuna:  Jessica Simpson is a tard [...] [...] Hollywood Tuna:  Jessica Simpson is a tard [...]

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