Celebitchy:  Jennifer Lopez is officially not pretty

PopSugar:  Britney Spears’ look makes me feel a little empathy for the girl with cameras in her face non-stop

The Superficial:  Jessica Simpson stands with a stick up her ass & looks to be imitating Mary Lou Retton

Gossip Or Truth:  Finally, we can hear Paris Hilton’s lungs at work- singing that is

D Listed:  Nicole Kidman’s privates