Celebitchy:  Madonna to adopt baby girl to “redress the balance” in her flock

Bastardly:  Nadja Tiellet, the lovely beauty of the day (aka- chick)

I’m Not Obsessed:   Josh Holloway may be starring in next X-Men movie

Gossip or Truth:   The Paris Hilton & Britney Spears girls night out saga continues

Yeeeah:   Mariah Carey always makes wishes come true, because everyone wants the chance to sit by a singing hooker

Glitterati Gossip:  Is this a good look for the always fashionable Catherine Zeta-Jones?

Hollywood Tuna:   Scarlett Johansson is delusional