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Hours before the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, top model Candice Swanepoel gives us a glorious glimpse of her concave tummy on Twitter.

Here’s Candice on the runway- hot and fierce. BOOM!


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Victoria Secret’s New Scent: Love Rocks

Take whiff of the new VS scent, just in time for Valentine’s Day. Their website describes it as “Wild at heart. A punk princess. Rock chick meets très chic in this rebellious riff on vivid plum, hypnotic violet and sensual vanilla, the latest addition to our glamorous Sexy Little Things fragrance collection.”

I would’ve thought they were describing a Gossip Girl character. Well, lo and behold! Actress Taylor Momsen, wearing a rock chick outfit, hosted the Love Rocks launch held at Victoria’s Secret Soho store just last night.

Taylor Momsen Launches Love Rocks Collection

She showed off the perfume’s rock ‘n roll packaging: a bold red lacquer bottle adorned with tattoo-inspired graphics, and a removable black leatherette rosette that you can throw on as an accessory. I want one of those!



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Michael Bay Does Victoria Secret, All Of Them

People like to crack on Michael Bay movies, but they sell like condoms in San Francisco when they come out. I enjoy them because I can take them for what they are, pure popcorn flicks. Michael Bay released his latest wonderful creation upon us and this time he was wise enough to leave out Shia Lebouf and just give us the ladies.

This commercial is obviously not meant for the ladies. This is pure guy fantasy here folks. Buy your woman some Victoria’s Secret underwear and there will be helicopters, knife throwing and more pyrotechnics than you can shake a dingleberry at.

I went and bought some for myself in the hopes of learning how to swim. That doesn’t make any sense to you? Then we have nothing in common. Get out of my pool.



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