Articles with the tag Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods Tries For Normalcy, Tweets About His Holiday

Tiger Woods in the last 12 months has gone from a life of seclusion with almost a 100% media blackout to starting his new life as a Tweeting celebrity. After a day of eating traditional thanksgiving food, including Pumpkin and Apple pie, Woods tweeted his workout to his followers: Hope everyone had a great thanksgiving. […]

Devon St. James Is Shopping A Tiger Woods Sex Tape

Adult film star Devon St. James wants the world to see Tiger Woods in action, she probably also wants a ton of money which is why she’s really shopping around a rumored sex tape of sex acts she performed with Tiger Woods. According to St. James she has over an hour of video footage of […]

Elin Nordegren “People Magazine” Issue Sells 2 Million Copies

Elin Nordegren gave her first interview since the Tiger Woods sex scandal broke and it went over huge, with People Magazine reporting 2 million copies sold, that’s nearly 600,000 more copies than their 1.4 million average. How popular was the interview? Editors raised the cost per copy and then printed extra copies, the last time […]

Elin Nordegren Finally Opens Up About Divorce

Elin Nordegren recently spoke with People Magazine and revealed her feelings about the entire Tiger Woods sex scandal. Nordegren first spoke about her large settlement, telling People: “Money doesn’t make you happy, but I have to be honest, it is making some things easier….”

Tiger Woods Divorce Is Finalized, Bring On The Hookers

It’s official, the next time Tiger Woods sleeps with a hooker it probably won’t cost him $100 million (unless he gets her pregnant). That’s the rumored amount in assets Woods is paying to Elin Nordegren now that their divorce has been finalized. Elin, 30 and Tiger, 34, were both in Bay Country Circuit Court in […]

Tiger Woods Isn’t The Baby Daddy Of Devon James’ Child

A recently discovered DNA test is pointing to a definitive no that Tiger Woods is not in fact the father of Devon James’ child. TMZ found the DNA test courtesy of James’ mother, the test was taken in 2002 and shows another man, Pele Watkins is almost certainly (with 99.99% accuracy) the father of her […]

Celebrific Lowdown — May 22, 2010

The news of Megan Fox not returning for Transformers 3 only came out a few days ago, but she’s already been replaced with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Never heard of Rosie, but she’s a very sultry young Victoria’s Secret model and current GF of Jason Statham. I’m guessing Rosie isn’t going to make as much as Megan, […]

Tiger Woods’ Wife Elin Nordegren Wants $750M?!

Whoa! Who knew golf could make you a billionaire. When I was a kind playing golf with my dad (who used to make me carry his golf bag, to make me a man, as he put it), even the top golfers were never worth more than low double digits millions. But Tiger Woods is just […]

Celebrific Lowdown – May 18, 2010

Shia LaBeouf is a fool, making negative comments about two recent films he’s been in: namely Transformers 2 and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. His comments disparaged both films in a way that suggests he’s gotten an inflated head. Hey Shia, do you know Katherine Heigl, another notorious motormouth who didn’t […]

Celebrific Lowdown – May 17, 2010

In the “fake plastic women you probably don’t want to see naked” dept, Rachel Itchypuss Uchitel will be au naturel for Playboy. Well in her case, au naturel means her plastic fantastic suit, thanks to a few surgeries. Itchypuss is the skank starf*cker mini-celebrity who reportedly conned Tiger Woods out of $10M for sleeping with […]

Elin to Divorce Tiger Woods

It’s been said that highly successful men tend to have very high sex drives, and it appears that Tiger Woods is no different, considering his World Kitty Tour with pretty much any woman in his path, including a neighbor’s daughter. But given what an attractive woman his wife Elin Nordegren is, it makes you wonder […]

Tiger’s Advert Parody

It’s only been days since Nike’s new Tiger Woods advertisement was launched, and it’s already gaining heavy media attention. Whether or not people approve of the advert, the points still go to Nike. Frankly, I’m getting sick of people discussing and overanalyzing it. Instead, let’s go for something light, such as this parody by our […]

Tiger’s New Advert

Here’s one brand that isn’t ditching the shamed golfer. Nike shot a new TV advertisement in the 34-year-old’s golf course in Florida. Being the first TV commercial since Tiger’s scandal last year, the advert has received mixed reactions. Shot in black and white, the dream-like advert shows a pensive-looking Tiger listening to the voice of […]

Tiger Woods Is Back In Business

Putting last year’s scandals behind him, golfer Tiger Woods headed back to the greens this month for the US Masters at Augusta, Georgia.

Tiger Is Out Of The Woods

He has kept out of the public eye since his accident and alleged string of affairs that exploded all over the news last November. Now Tiger Woods has come out of hiding. He was spotted jogging with a friend last Wednesday near his home in Orlando, Florida. With a team of security around him, he […]

Love Children, Sex Tapes and Some Golf Dude

photo via Cheezburger Hell, there is no point in me trying to lead you in on this one. Here ya go… A disgraced Tiger Woods is terrified that the worst news is yet to come – that he fathered love children with his mistresses! And his many liaisons may have been caught on tape! The […]

Tiger Breaks Record On The First 9 Hoes

This is starting to get out of hand. A report by US Magazine states that 9 women have come out to claim they have had sex with Tiger since his marriage. One being a pornstar. Since this is all turning into a joke I have decided to make a game of it myself and predict […]