These models can be on the runway or on the streets and they’d still make our neck snap from trying to sneak a peek at them. Women like Bar Rafaeli, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr and more make going out in their jeans and sweatshirts effortlessly hot. We picked out five of our favorite and hottest models who graced the streets last week.
Is Heidi Montag in denial of her image disorder and plastic surgery addiction? She’s denying reports she’s moody and suicidal — blaming “friends” and family who want to profit off her. She tweeted to her Twitter followers that she has no friends and that she’s “never felt sexier, happier, or more amazing in my own skin. I truly look the way I have always dreamed, I love America and freedom!” If 12 plastic surgeries (many done on the same day) weren’t enough, she’s planning breast augmentation. Some reports suggest that she’s doing this because she wants to be a blond Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie. She’s also eyeing a role in Transformers 3 (though Rosie Huntingon-Whiteley has already replaced the outoing Megan Fox). She even tweeted director Michael Bay that he was an “artistic brilliant genius.”
Heidi, you’re in denial. You might have gotten a gig in the upcoming film Just Go With It (Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler, Nicole Kidman), but you’re just not action-star material. First of all, you are neither Megan or Angelina. You just don’t have the sultry brunette look that they do. Secondly, increasing your breast size doesn’t make you more likely to impress Michael Bay, as far as I’m concerned. He seems to favor natural over plastic. Even if I’m proven wrong about that factor, no one’s going to buy you as an action star. And while you’re doing your own “transformers” stunt, just remember that Pam Anderson and other stars have had breast reduction. Carrying volleyballs on your chest can’t be an enjoyable experience day in and day out.
The news of Megan Fox not returning for Transformers 3 only came out a few days ago, but she’s already been replaced with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Never heard of Rosie, but she’s a very sultry young Victoria’s Secret model and current GF of Jason Statham. I’m guessing Rosie isn’t going to make as much as Megan, but I doubt Michael Bay will take HuffPo writer Lee Stranahan’s advice to put the difference in salaries into a benefits and retirement fund for visual artists — i.e., the real reason, says Lee, for why the Transformers franchise has done so well. Well I haven’t seen Transformers and am in no rush to, but Lee is probably right. Why else are all these movies based on toys doing so well?
So Tiger Woods is potentially about to pay his Elin Nordegren $750M in their divorce settlement, to keep quiet — and could lose any custody of his kids, who’ll probably live in Europe far away from him — and what does he do? He goes out with some mystery blonde. (No, nobody has any photos; just be happy we’re telling you any of this, so you can stay informed.) Dude, I’d be crying in my pitcher of vodka and really fruity juices. Wait, did I say that? I guess maybe old Tiger just has an addiction for cat. Meow. Purr. What would you expect if you name your kid Tiger? And what is he trying to hide? $750M is a lot of hush money.
Hey you might be a star, but that doesn’t mean the rules should be different for you. James Franco found that out when he was chewed out by his college professor for sending text messages during a lecture. Tsk tsk, James.
I’m guessing Jesse James is getting ready to stalk be closer to Sandra Bullock in hopes of getting her back little baby Louis Bardo, whom he and Sandra adopted as a couple. He’s auctioning off a bunch of rare pre-WW II bikes and some hand painted coffins. He’s eyeing moving to Austin, and I guess he’s broke and needs the money. Yes, Austin, where Sandra moved to to presumably get away from him. Apparently an US Weekly source says Jesse wants to lead a very quiet life and get back to a normal routine. What they left off their comment was that being a douchebag seems to have been part of his normal routine in the past.