Christina Aguilera has postponed her 2010 summer tour until 2011, citing a busy schedule promoting her new album Bionic and the film Burlesque. Huffington Post says it’s because her new single tanked. Well so what. She pulls the fewest antics of stars her age and boy can she wear clothes. Or as evidenced above and below. not wear them.
David Hasselhoff is said to have been hospitalized in LA this past weekend, possibly for another drinking binge — something that’s already happened to him several times in the past few years. It makes me wonder if the first thing PR people teach actors is how to deny everything.
Bret Michaels, who has been in hospital at least three times this year, won Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice reality show and says in a Facebook note that while he’s not 100% yet, he has “every intention of trying to continue the tour starting Friday in Biloxi.” On the other hand, he skipped the Celebrity Apprentice afterparty.
Brittany Murphy’s widower, writer/ director/ producer Simon Monjack, was due for heart bypass surgery, which he kept putting off. Unfortunately, he put it off for too long, passing away last Sunday night of a heart attack at 39. Brittany was another entertainer who went to soon, dying of cardiac arrest in Simon’s home in December. She was laid to rest on Christmas Eve. Her mother Sharon, who lived with the couple, was the unfortunate person who found discovered Brittany and Simon unconcious in both situations.
Slipknot bassist Paul Gray passed away on Monday at 38. No cause of death has been announced yet. The band were known for their ‘dark metal’ sound and for wearing masks.
Miley Cyrus says that she’s not going to go to college right now. I guess if you’re already a billionaire at 17, going to college doesn’t seem like a worthwhile prospect. On the other hand, she says that her grandma went back to college at 62. Ok, good luck with that plan then.
Iran has freed award-winning Iranian filmmaker Jafar Panahi on about $200K in bail. Panahi, who was jailed two months ago on poorly specified charges, went on a hunger strike. At least one social media campaign, on Facebook, was launched in hopes of having him released.
Posted by joehart as Celebrities at 8:00 PM EDT on May, 24 2010
A lot more celebs have tattoos than many of us might have guessed, but the latest bunch of misfits to get some ink done are Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. Lindsay had a swallow (above; pic: Starcasm.net) inked on the less fleshy part of her right forearm (i.e., probably somewhat painful). The swallow is said to be similar to the one for the Chanel logo.
Well at least LiLo’s tat isn’t too stupid. Brtiney, on the other hand, supposedly paid $5K for a red crown — as in what a queen would wear on her head, except Brit got it inked on her butt cheek. For $5,000. No pics have surfaced yet of this ridiculous waste of money. (I think I need to move to Lala land and take up a new profession.) Maybe she’ll tweet a pic to her followers on Twitter. After all, she’s about to have the most followed Twitter profile, about to beat out Ashton Kutcher.
Miley Cyrus has what seems like an innocuous tat, with the word ‘love’, but it it’s on her right ear. Considering the actual location, which is not very fleshy, it was probably a painful inking to sit through. That still doesn’t make her a big girl now, and hopefully she saves the bump-and-grinding of older men until she’s at least of age.
Avril Lavigne might be a bit tougher than I’ve given her credit for. She’s on the cover Inked magazine and apparently she has the four-letter word “F*CK” on her rib cage. Not sure how long she’s had it, but it’s the full word, not the censored version. As in forever. Until she dies. Unless she gets painful laser surgery to remove it. Yeah, that’s really the kind of girl you want to take home to mom. Who knew Canadian chicks could get so tough, swearing like a sailor, eating Tim Horton’s donuts and playing in the snow all year. Maybe Lindsay and Avril can have another fight, this time over who has the stupider tattoo. Wonder what they’ll tell their respective grandchildren.
Wow these are tough starchicks. Ryan Phillippe is a bit of a softie in comparison. He has a tat of his son and his grandfather, as a symbolic gesture, since the two never met. Aw.
Supermodel Naomi Campbell might have a problem on her hands. She’s been asked to testify at an international war crimes trial because she might have received a “blood diamond” from an African warlord. In fact, Campbell might have received several uncut diamonds, according to a modeling agent, Carole White. Actress Mia Farrow might also be called to the trial, as a witness. If that news makes you think too hard like it did me, just concentrate onthe pic of a naked Naomi above.
Lindsay Lohan has had a hard week of partying in Cannes, and trying to come up with creative excuses for why she didn’t make it back to LA this morning for her court hearing. While the judge in her case did issue an arrest warrant, Lindsay’s bail deposit (10% of the $100K) has been paid and the warrant was recalled. So she won’t be arrested up on her return, but she sure has some ‘splainin to do, particularly the statement to US Magazine that her father had someone steal her passport.
Jennifer Aniston’s age must be catching up. She actually asked to be retouched on her new film, The Switch (Aug 20th), after watching cuts. Ah well, it’s all relative, I guess. Seriously, I could have sworn that ‘yesterday’ she was only 30-something and vibrant. Now she’s 40-something. And still pretty vibrant, if you ask me. Many women would be happy to look as youthful as she still does. Anyway, here’s a gratuitous pic of her, looking every bit of a film goddess.
It’s understandable that doctors would be worried that Kelly Preston is pregnant at 47, but she has already had two children, so being pregnant is said to be easier. (My grandmother had her 9th at 45.) However, doctors are concerned for Preston because older pregnancies bring increased risk of illnesses such as gestational diabetes. Increase of Down’s Syndrome in the child is also an issue. This makes me wonder how several 60-70 year old women have been having children thanks to advances in fertility science.
Miley Cyrus for Lilith Fair? Gahhh!! What a huge disappointment for a music festival that I have the utmost respect for. Or had. Sarah McLachlan’s eaten too many vegetarian meals and lost her mind. I have never heard Miley Cyrus’ music but I know I’d never associate her with any single artist ever attached to the Lilith Fair. It’s not like the girl’s head isn’t big enough. But maybe Sarah’s 8 year-old daughter, India, has something to do with the request. Then again, Miley did work with rapper Lil Jon to remix her new single, “Can’t be Tamed.” Maybe she’ll gain some big girl cred in a way that wearing corsets and grinding her underage body into a adult man won’t give her.
Posted by joehart as Celebrities at 11:05 AM EDT on May, 12 2010
Sob. Our little Miley Cyrus, who doesn’t turn 18 until Nov 23rd, is growing up. Recently, she appeared in pics wearing a big girl’s corset, and last year, she gave what seemed a stripping lap dance to a producer. But claims that video evidence shows that the lap dance might have been far more suggestive are kind of moot since the producer in question, Adam Shankman, is gay. Oh sure, there were little kids around at the movie wrap party where this lap dance supposedly happened, but why is it her problem that she’s behaving badly?
Maybe Miley is practicing her Hollywood slut starlet lessons to get a head start on what will probably a long movie career for her, in order to milk all the possible profits that can be milked from impressionable young fans. Bravo, Miley. Of course, it’s what anyone your age with a jillion dollars would do, as the next part of their career. Imagine one day in the future, when she’ll have to explain why she got the nickname Slutty Cyrus. Here is a TMZ video of her in action at the wrap party:
Posted by Paul Short as Celebrities at 7:37 AM EDT on Apr, 19 2010
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been forced to cancel their appearance at the UK premiere of their new movie The Last Song due to airport closures caused by the volcanic ash cloud covering much of Northern Europe and the UK.
According to ContactMusic.com:
No planes are being allowed in or out of the U.K., and the chaos has left Cyrus unable to fly over from America for the screening of her movie, which was due to take place in London on Tuesday evening (20Apr10).
With Miley Cyrus and her co-star/boyfriend Liam Hemsworth both unable to get to the UK, event organizers are unsure if the screening of The Last Song will take place on Tuesday, or if it will be postponed until it is possible for the stars to attend.
Miley Cyrus is obviously ready to put her Hannah Montana days behind her.
Posted by Kate Alvarez as Miley Cyrus at 8:00 AM EDT on Apr, 07 2010
Miley Cyrus recently announced that she’s staying away from the country music genre that has defined her all these years.
The countdown to Miley Cyrus’ 18th birthday has begun! You know what that means; it’s time to get out of your rents’ place and get a pad of your own. That should come easy for the world’s richest teen celebrity.
Posted by Kate Alvarez as Miley Cyrus at 9:00 AM EDT on Mar, 31 2010
She was on the cover of Parade’s March (third week) issue in casual jeans and a belly-baring top. Other than the usual talk of career, love, and family, there was one thing that made fans raise eyebrows.
Miley Cyrus is steering clear of the country scene. As her Disney character Hannah Montana would say: “Say what?!”
“It scares me, that’s why,” she said in the interview when asked about her ditching the country music genre. “It feels contrived on so many levels. Unless you’re wearing a cowboy hat and cowboy boots and singing and whining about your girlfriend or boyfriend leaving you it’s not going to sell. I think that’s why my dad finally got out of it. You have to wear those cowboy boots and be sweet as pie. It makes me nervous, the politics of it all.”
Without the cowboy hat and country flavor, who in the world is the real Miley Cyrus now?
Tune in to American Idol tonight to watch a teenager give music advice to a bunch of twenty-somethings.
She just turned 10 and critics are already bashing her for dressing provocatively at Hollywood events. Noah Cyrus, better known as Miley’s little sister, is aspiring to be just like her older sister—a star.
She may just be Miley Cyrus’ biggest fan. We recently spotted the Hannah Montana star with her 10-year-old sister Noah as they headed off to a recording studio in Burbank, California.
It’s not about their adorable new dog, Mate, or Miley’s hot leather shorts that piqued my attention. It’s her little sister’s fashion sense! Doesn’t her wardrobe remind you a lot of Hannah Montana’s early days in Disney? It’s tween dressing at its best, especially if you have a popstar-actress for an older sister.
Posted by Kate Alvarez as Awards & Accolades, Beyonce Knowles, Carrie Underwood, Chantel “Chani” Christie, Fergie, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Nettles, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, The Red Carpet at 11:00 AM EDT on Feb, 01 2010
Last night’s gathering of entertainers brought out a new trend for red-carpet dressing. Perhaps it’s the 2010 bug where fashionistas are out to challenge the conventional “glam-glam-glam” mantra. Here are my top 10 picks for the Grammy’s best dressed, in no particular order.
Before the show, Katy Perry tweeted: “[sic] I’m excited 4 today, all the performances r going to be fab & beauty is gonna be on point! Today I’m channeling Indian Betty Paige princess!” It looks like her Zac Posen dress did the job.
Rihanna brushed off rumors that she was blacklisted from the Grammys. Her Elie Saab Haute Couture gown made the feathered collar a must-have fashion detail.
See the winners and highlights here.
She may have a long way to go before raking in what childstar-turned-teen sensation Miley Cyrus has earned through the years, but Selena Gomez is on her way there.
According to TMZ, the other Disney starlet is busy earning her millions this year. She got $65,000 for her new movie Ramona and Beezus, which will be shown in US theaters on August 13. And if the movie does well in the box office, Fox Pictures could give the 17-year-old a bonus anywhere from $250,000 to $1 million.
Selena’s also busy with her popstar career while continuously working on the hit Disney show, Wizards of Waverly Place. Seeing that Miley’s Hannah Monatana is soon coming to an end, Selena could very well be next in line to take the crown.
You already know that Hannah Montana is coming to an end, so what’s next for Miley Cyrus?
She always said she wanted to do more mature roles onscreen, so here’s her chance to prove that she can do something better than her bubblegum Disney acting.
The Last Song is another Nicholas Sparks book-turned-movie about a rebellious New York teenager who has to spend the summer with her estranged father, a concert pianist, in Tybee Island, Georgia. She slowly reconnects with her father through their mutual love for music. She meets a hot teenage guy and falls for him in the process. Watch the full trailer here:
I have not read this book, nor have I heard any spoilers about it. But if we’re using past Nicholas Sparks bestsellers as a basis, chances are, the movie will draw out your deepest emotions, after which it will completely crush your heart when one significant character is killed off in the end. Seriously, why does someone always have to die in a Nicholas Sparks book? Not in The Last Song, I hope.
Back to Miley. I have high hopes for her new flick, coming out in April. She reveals in the February cover story of Harper’s Bazaar that she’s still searching her soul and finding herself. That would’ve made a great motivation for the scenes in The Last Song. I’m keeping my fingers crossed.
Posted by Kate Alvarez as Miley Cyrus at 1:43 AM EDT on Jan, 13 2010
“You never know in this business… but right now, we’re scheduled to wrap after shooting this new batch of episodes,” said Disney Channel programming executive Adam Bonnet.
Miley fans need not to worry; the 17-year-old popstar has a lot of projects to look forward to. She’s on Harper Bazaar’s February cover, where she talks about seeking more mature roles and still figuring out who she is. She’s also starring with Liam Hemsworth in her second flick, The Last Song, out this April.
Do you think Miley’s career will still take off after the end of Hannah Montana?
Posted by MrAlmostWrong as Celebrities at 3:42 PM EDT on Dec, 14 2009
The wonderful thing about Disney isn’t that they own two different fantasy lands or that you still aren’t sure why Pluto is a dog dog and Goofy is a dog that can talk, it’s that they can pump out child celebrities like it’s their business. Why? Because it is their business! Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and the Jonas Brothers have all come through the ranks of the Disney factory.
The most famous of all though might be Miley Cyrus. Some people find her attractive probably because she is on the edge of pervertedness and she got her teeth fixed, while others can’t stand her. Her closest competition in the Disney fam is Selena Gomez and she is a million times better than Miley. From the looks to the singing to the class, this girl beats Miley like Mike Tyson beats a watermelon.
You don’t see pics like this of Miley unless there is a snow cone, stripper pole and her dad somewhere in the background. Maybe Selena has it easy because Miley gets the majority of the attention and therefore will do no better than to end up like Britney and Lindsay…wait they all end in ‘y’ like Miley. Yeah she is screwed.
So there it is, I say Selena is better and although I could care less about either one of them, I know you do and therefore I write about them.
Team Selena son! Eat some face.
Posted by MrAlmostWrong as Miley Cyrus at 12:55 AM EDT on Dec, 09 2009
I came across this photo of you and I must say I am impressed. You see I know what it is like to be young and want to rebel against the system that has made you, but in the long run you have to understand your legacy is being built right now. If you carry yourself around looking like this then you will last much longer in the fame game.
Stop humping poles on top of grocery carts. Nobody wants a sexy Miley Cyrus…yet. First we have to see you can be mature and handle yourself as a woman. Being only 17 you still have a way to go, but gain the public’s respect with outfits like this and the road will be easier.
Or just keep on wearing jean shorts that could go for panties, dating guys that are underwear models, having an overly possessive dad, teaching your little sister how to tramp dance and trying recreate the lives of Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears in one shot.
Mr. Almost Wrong
Posted by MrAlmostWrong as Miley Cyrus at 8:06 AM EDT on Dec, 04 2009
First I called the whole Rachel Uchitel getting paid fiasco and now I come pretty damn close to calling out Miley Cyrus being in a bikini. Next year this site is turning into a stock picker site so I can make all of you ungrateful gargoyles rich.
Next year at this time you will be reading about the Miley Cyrus bikini video, you heard it here first. If you doubt me then I suggest you get 10,000 of your friends and subscribe to this site and check back everyday until it happens, because it will.
Well there isn’t a video, but there are a ton of pics and The Superficial has them. Seriously though folks, can we just admit I am getting that damn good at this. I mean I have only been doing this whole talk about celebs behind their back thing for 3 days and yet I can already tell you who is going to do a nosedive into a pool of rubbers next (Megan Fox).
Stay tuned tomorrow for…ha, you thought I would tell you. Get your own future-seeing brain. Oh and Miley, I have one word for you sweetheart: manicure. Guys dig nice nails.