Articles with the tag Mike Sorrentino

Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino Watches As Book Flops

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino released his first book last month and it’s been a huge flop. Titled “Here the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades and Getting in Your GTL” the book has managed to sell just 4,000 copies in one month. Publishers Weekly Jim Milliot told Life & Style that: “For […]

“Here’s The Situation” Debuting This Election Day [Book]

On November 2 many of us will cast our votes for local and national politicians and then we can buy a copy of Here’s The Situation the book being released by Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. Here’s how Mike describes his first foray into literature: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and […]

GQ Magazine Makeover For Men Of ‘Jersey Shore’ [Pics]

The men of  Jersey Shore each carry their own signature style, heck Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has even turned that style into a fashion business, but when GQ Magazine came calling they convinced the boys to give up their styles for a day with a front cover and photo spread makeover. The issue featured Pauly […]

US Patent And Trademark Office Denies “The Situation” Trademark Request

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino may be a household name among reality TV fans and sure he’s one of the highest paid reality TV stars of all time, with earnings expected to top $5 million by the end of 2010, but apparently his “The Situation” nickname mixed with his fame wasn’t enough for him to be […]

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Buys Used Bentley

What does being an annoying Guido get you for your troubles? If your “The Situation” from MTV’s hit show Jersey Shore it gets you a Bentley. Okay, so it gets you a used 2008 Bentley coupe, not a newer model, but the $100,000 price tag is still an impressive amount of money to drop on […]

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Joins ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Season 11

ABC’s hit dancing reality series Dancing With The Stars is being invaded by the Jersey Shore, specifically by Mike Sorrentino, better known as The Situation on the networks hit TV series about Guido’s, drinking and abs. According to OK! Magazine Sorrentino will appear on the 11th season of DWTS, where he’ll perform such dances as […]

“The Situation” Work Out DVD Arriving This Winter

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of Jersey Shore fame will be releasing a workout DVD this winter. Sorrentino has already announced a clothing line, released a rap single (it’s awful in-case your curious) and is making big bucks for being a talentless twit. The DVD as should be expected focuses on turning your abs into a […]

“The Situation” Is Releasing A Book. Can He Even Spell?

He’s taken on rapping, he’s designed clothes and he’s invaded the Jersey Shore and now Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is getting ready to take on the world of book publishing. Sorrentino has penned his first masterpiece, an exercise book that’s ready to invade bookshelves everywhere.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Could Be Close To New MTV Contract

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is already making $10,000 an episode to act like a total moron on MTV’s hit TV show Jersey Shore and now we’ve learned that his contract for further seasons could reach much higher. According to TMZ, the network has offered “The Situation” a one-time bonus ranging from $60,000 to $180,000 based […]

Jersey Shore’s ‘The Situation’ Releasing A Rap Album?

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of Jersey Shore fame doesn’t just want to stick to his day job of annoying America while constantly flashing his abs, he wants to release a full rap album, probably about going to the gym, tanning, and how hard it is to be a juiced up guido making $10k an episode […]

“The Situation” Clothing Line. Yet Another Jersey Shore Attack

Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino isn’t happy just being an annoying reality star who no one will remember in a few years, now he wants to assault our better tastes with a clothing line no one will be wearing in a few years. The line is set to hit retailers this summer. Shockingly […]