Sheik paid big bucks for Jacko’s “guru”

I just knew this current case against Michael Jackson is going to get weird. It was revealed that Sheik Abdullah paid $350,000 for a motivational guru whose job is to help Jacko’s creative juice to flow. It would’ve been much cheaper to give him a case of tequila and a bong.

Jacko loses Neverland

Michael Jackson is in such dire financial straits that he has handed Neverland Ranch to a real estate company. Elsewhere, thousands of children heave a collective sigh of relief.