Lindsay Lohan is Caught in a Time Warp

Some cultures believe that time is not linear but rather circular, and that events repeat. Lindsay Lohan’s life lately might be proof of this concept. Let’s see. Appearing in court again for being out of control. Check. Being ordered to wear a SCRAM alcohol monitoring bracelet again. Check. Being blonde again (not unlike how she’s […]

SCRAM Bracelet Allows Lindsay Lohan to Still Take Drugs

Lindsay Lohan might have to wear a SCRAM bracelet and avoid drugs, but apparently she can still take prescription drugs if she proves if with a doctor’s scripts. According to TMZ sources, she currently has prescriptions for Ambien and Adderall, the latter being for ADHD (Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder). Does anyone care that ADHD can sometimes […]

Lindsay Lohan is a Bad Liar

Ooops. So despite declarations otherwise from both Lindsay Lohan and her lawyer, no proof of her plane ticket and boarding pass for May 19th was produced in court. If these had been presented, they would validate Lindsay’s claim that she was planning to return to the U.S. in time for her court hearing. Double ooops. […]

Weird Celebrity Tattoos – Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne

A lot more celebs have tattoos than many of us might have guessed, but the latest bunch of misfits to get some ink done are Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. Lindsay had a swallow (above; pic: inked on the less fleshy part of her right forearm (i.e., probably somewhat painful). The swallow is said […]

Lindsay Lohan Lucks Out: No Jail

Oh Lindsay, what happened to the sweet girl we knew and loved? So little Lindsay LiLo Lohan was no doubt really scared up until the mean old Judge Marsha Revel revealed her ruling for the notorious party monster, who has been running rampant lately. You ask me, Lindsay got off easy. Me, I would have […]

Celebrific Lowdown – May 20, 2010

Supermodel Naomi Campbell might have a problem on her hands. She’s been asked to testify at an international war crimes trial because she might have received a “blood diamond” from an African warlord. In fact, Campbell might have received several uncut diamonds, according to a modeling agent, Carole White. Actress Mia Farrow might also be […]

Will Cannes Trip Land Lindsay Lohan in Jail?

Lindsay Lohan is in a huge pile of doo and not a very good liar. It’s pretty obvious that she’s delusional and wantonly went off to Cannes last week to party, despite that she had an upcoming court hearing (scheduled for 8:30 am PST this morning). Then she found herself a bit stuck in Europe. […]

Lindsay Lohan Won’t Make it to Court on Time

In the ongoing saga of all that is Lindsay Lohan’s life, she’s now claiming that someone stole her passport in Cannes, where she’s been attending the film festival. TMZ says that she has an US Embassy appointment to set things right, but that’s tomorrow. There was also the mention of the volcanic ash cloud keeping […]

Lindsay Lohan Stuck in Europe, Headed for Jail?

Yay, my favorite freckle-faced former redhead, Lindsay Lohan, always finds away to stay in the news so no one will forget her. She now has a 36 year-old “cougar” lesbian lover, as PopEater puts it, who is a photog and what’s her name, Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri, suggests she’s East Indian. Given LiLo’s facial features have been […]

It’s Ok Everyone, Lindsay Lohan is Ok, Not Delusional

From the pseudo-real headlines of the celebrity blogosphere today, you’d think that it was Lindsay Lohan underwent brain surgery, not Barbara Walters. Oh no, wait, that was heart valve surgery. Anyway, Lindsay’s progress is very good right now, thank you very much. So you can stop worrying about her. She doesn’t need a brain transplant. […]

Lindsay Lohan Can’t Stop the Partying

In the festival circuit, Cannes is the big thing right now and gatecrashers abound. Lindsay Lohan, for example, should be doing her alcohol education classes, not fraternizing at festival — especially since she’ll have to pay her own way. She has to complete four more classes or it’s to the slammer she goes. Her time […]

LiLo and Scrappy Lavigne Have Verbal Brawl in Hollywood

Ha ha ha ha. That’s rich. Avril Lavigne has a problem with false people? That’s apparently what she told Lindsay Lohan when LiLo tried to talk to the scrappy punk poser at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. (Does Lavigne think she’s a punk rocker and not a pop sellout, just because she gets into scraps […]

Lindsay Lohan Channels Linda Lovelace?

Actress Lindsay Lohan, aka LiLo, is said to be gearing up to play another famous LiLo, porn star Linda Lovelace. Lovelace, who died nearly eight years ago due to injuries in a car accident, is best known for her role in the hardcore 1973 porn classic Deep Throat. She also appeared in 1974’s Deep Throat […]

Lindsay’s Twitter Frenzy

Uh-oh. Lindsay Lohan’s recent tweets haven’t been very helpful in cleaning up her image. Yesterday, she posted a Polaroid shot taken by photographer Tyler Shields. The photo instantly became controversial—she was provocatively holding a gun to her lips. The shot was part of a series of pictures for Tyler’s new book, The Dirty Side of […]

Perez Hilton’s Carn-Evil Day!

Hollywood’s famous gossip Perez Hilton turned 32 last week, and he made sure that he celebrated it with his favorite people.

Lindsay Spends New Year at the Beach

While most celebs partied the night away in Vegas, New York, Hollywood, and other party spots in the US, Lindsay Lohan ditched the festive winter celebrations for the sunny Caribbean Islands. Dressed down in bikinis and flip-flops, Lindsay and her sister Ali were spotted by the paparazzi around Gustavia Harbor as they welcomed the New […]

Jason Segel Sexed Lindsay Lohan

While Tiger is trying his best to stop women from coming out the woodwork, Lindsay Lohan is trying her best to drive attention towards her. Last week it was John Mayer and Cash Warren and this week she has bagged Jason Segel. You can say all you want about her having STDs and being raggedy, […]

Lindsay Disses Dad, Michael

To say that her dad’s a loser apparently not enough for Lindsay Lohan. Now, she is giving her dad a dose of his own medicine. Using Twitter, she is dissing daddy: “He’s a deadbeat dad. He’s disgusting to do this he needs help.” She also says that he threatened to kill her mom. What a […]

Lindsay Lohan On Dad Michael: He’s A Loser

Ouch. I believe there are things a child should never say to or about a parent, but I guess Lindsay and her dad have a different relationship. She just tweeted that her dad’s such a loser – a comeback for his releasing private information about a conversation they had a while back. Photo courtesy of […]