Posts Tagged ‘Lindsay Lohan’
Will Cannes Trip Land Lindsay Lohan in Jail?
Posted by joehart as Celebrities at 3:50 PM UTC on May, 20 2010
Lindsay Lohan is in a huge pile of doo and not a very good liar. It’s pretty obvious that she’s delusional and wantonly went off to Cannes last week to party, despite that she had an upcoming court hearing (scheduled for 8:30 am PST this morning). Then she found herself a bit stuck in Europe. Next she claimed that her passport was stolen and had to wait for a replacement, meaning she wouldn’t make the court appearance without a private jet. But today is another day and she’s in even more trouble.
First, the French police say she never reported the passport stolen, despite what her lawyer said at this morning’s LA court hearing — you know, the one Lindsay missed. Next, the U.S. Embassy in Marseille, France says she never applied for a new passport, though she did fax over a copy (I assume she already had a copy of the original). Which means if she really did lose her passport, she’s stuck there even longer. Then she apparently sent an email to friends and family begging for help in getting a private plane back to LA. Here’s the text of the email:
I need my friends, and people I work with to PLEASE help me get on a private plane tomorrow by at least 5pm. This is such a horrible thing that’s happened to me and extremely unfortunate. My passports been stolen and the day before my court hearing. I would never ask such a thing, but if there’s anything that I could ever ask of anyone, it would be to help me with this. I must get back on a jet to LA tomorrow. If anyone has planes leaving Nice/Cannes at any time after 11am when I get my passport, please, please, let me know if you can help me. God bless All my love Thank you, Lindsay Lohan [Radar Online]
Unfortunately, LiLo didn’t get a replacement yet for her passport. Oh and by the way, it’s her dad Michael’s fault for the passport being stolen. Why? To ensure she goes to jail and he takes over her finances? As for the missed court hearing today, the prosecuting D.A. wants to see proof that LiLo had bought a plane ticket, which would show her intent to return on time for the missed court appearance. But whether LiLo’s lying or not, Judge Marsha Revel has actually issued an arrest warrant and set bail at $100,000.
To stay out of jail, at least until the next hearing, she can’t drink alcohol, has to submit random drug testing weekly, and has to wear a SCRAM bracelet, which straps around the ankle and monitors any alcohol intake. You know, like the one she wore in 2007 (in the pic above) but which she had removed? (Cue foreboding music here.)
LiLo supposedly partied until 5 am on a yacht, and is on some French party guest lists for tonight, but is expected to return to LA for Friday. (Her mother has recently said that reports of her partying, in general, are false.) U.S. Customs is planning to stop her when she arrives at LAX, then likely turned over to airport police or the LAPD.
Oh Lindsay, will you never learn? Such a diva. You’re always blaming everyone else, whenever you get in trouble. Did you even secure the porn star role you wemt to Cannes to promote? Are things that desperate for you that you need to get in trouble for one small role, or did someone twist your arm to go to Cannes? If you put in as much effort into your trade as you do in concocting stories, you’d do quite well.
Lindsay Lohan Won’t Make it to Court on Time
Posted by joehart as Celebrities at 4:18 PM UTC on May, 19 2010
In the ongoing saga of all that is Lindsay Lohan’s life, she’s now claiming that someone stole her passport in Cannes, where she’s been attending the film festival. TMZ says that she has an US Embassy appointment to set things right, but that’s tomorrow. There was also the mention of the volcanic ash cloud keeping Lindsay and other air travelers delayed in Europe.
Maybe it was Indrani, the photog whom some people are claiming is LiLo’s new lesbian cougar lover — but which Lindsay denies. Regardless, this means three pending strikes against her when she does make it back to an airport in the United States: (1) not completing all of her traffic/ alcohol education classes; (2) not doing them with a certain frequency; (3) not making her court appearance Thursday of this week.
She may have gotten good grades for her classes, but the plain fact is that she’s missed them. And since the judge presiding in her case, Marsha Revel, is apparently ready to issue an arrest warrant, and the prosecutor saying LiLo should go to jail, things are not looking to good for her. And all this for what? Partying it up in Cannes but supposedly to get backing for her possible role as porn star Linda Lovelace? This is a role she’s apparently not confirmed for, depending on whom you ask. What’s more, the guy who owns the rights to the porn star’s moniker has even approved the use yet.
Does LiLo never learn? And you thought blondes were dumb. Lindsay is single-handedly reducing the average IQ of redheads everywhere. And seriously, what’s with the Plastic Vampirella look these days? I prefer the wholesome redhead she once was.
Lindsay Lohan Stuck in Europe, Headed for Jail?
Posted by joehart as Celebrities at 1:38 PM UTC on May, 18 2010
Yay, my favorite freckle-faced former redhead, Lindsay Lohan, always finds away to stay in the news so no one will forget her. She now has a 36 year-old “cougar” lesbian lover, as PopEater puts it, who is a photog and what’s her name, Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri, suggests she’s East Indian. Given LiLo’s facial features have been transforming into something very Bollywood, I’m not surprised.
But wait, is LiLo’s new pal, Pal-Chaudhuri, paparazzi? No, she’s a reality show star, a Princeton graduate, and not a party girl. So what happened to the man whose arm she was on about Cannes? But LiLo told US Weekly that while the two have been spending time together, they are not dating. But Indrani’s own business partner, photographer Markus Klinko, is quoted as saying he’s seen the pair making out.
So why does LiLo’s lawyer think she’s going to jail? Well Lindsay was right, that she needs a few more weeks to complete her probation terms. She’s also supposed to finish up the last 4 classes of her traffic school cum alcohol education by Thursday. (Looks like she was educating herself about alcohol in Cannes, though, judge.) Unfortunately, because of the volcanic ash that’s still affecting airports in Europe, she might not make it back tin time, in which case she’ll have a bench warrant for her arrest waiting to greet her in the USA, whereupon she’d probably be ushered to a cell.
Wow, so much life lived and LiLo’s only 23.
Image: NY Post.
It’s Ok Everyone, Lindsay Lohan is Ok, Not Delusional
Posted by joehart as Celebrities at 1:52 PM UTC on May, 17 2010
From the pseudo-real headlines of the celebrity blogosphere today, you’d think that it was Lindsay Lohan underwent brain surgery, not Barbara Walters. Oh no, wait, that was heart valve surgery. Anyway, Lindsay’s progress is very good right now, thank you very much. So you can stop worrying about her. She doesn’t need a brain transplant.
LA Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel confirmed LiLo is progressing in her alcohol education program. Good on you, Lindsay. Maybe now when you party, you can control yourself. If you can’t, give me a call and I’ll set you straight. I’ll even drive you around for your traffic school classes. I mean, you already seem to have forgotten that you have certain obligations to complete THIS Thursday. Kind of hard to do from France, since you decided to go to Cannes instead of finishing up your final four classes.
Now what I’d like to know, Linds, is why the heck you’re promoting your Linda Lovelace role in Inferno when the word now is that you’re supposedly not confirmed for it? Oh and hey, I think you’d be a great “grindhouse” star. If you want to do any, give me a call; I have some ideas for you. Bring lots of money. If you have any left. If not, maybe you could try for Bollywood, because whatever you’ve been having done to your face is making you look “exotic”. In fact, you’re kinda starting to look like Aishwarya Rai’s weird cousin or something. Now whatever you do, please please please don’t pull a Michael Jackson and go overboard. You were actually a wholesome, cute redhead at one time, and now you’re verging on a strange sort of Vampirella. Wait!! Vampirella? Let’s do a remake: Lilorella. Have, um, your, um, people, um, call, um, mine.
Lindsay Lohan Can’t Stop the Partying
Posted by joehart as Celebrities at 8:41 PM UTC on May, 14 2010
In the festival circuit, Cannes is the big thing right now and gatecrashers abound. Lindsay Lohan, for example, should be doing her alcohol education classes, not fraternizing at festival — especially since she’ll have to pay her own way. She has to complete four more classes or it’s to the slammer she goes. Her time might be better spent securing the Linda Lovelace role so many of us thought she’d already bagged.
Speaking of gatecrashing, a possibly wasted LiLo and as many as 30 pals showed up and snuck in to a VIP Iggy Pop concert, sponsored by Ray-Ban. While the event had numerous other celebs in the audience, most had a few guests, not 30. LiLo apparently told security off before being ushered out the side door.
Daddy Michael Lohan told X17online: “My God. Is this the kind of person Linsday and others idolize???!! This guy looks worse than Jesus Christ on the cross. That’s what heroin will do to you.” Well Michael, Iggy did make a comeback in his career — partly thanks to David Bowie. Maybe your daughter has a similar lust for life.
LiLo and Scrappy Lavigne Have Verbal Brawl in Hollywood
Posted by joehart as Celebrities at 12:41 PM UTC on May, 11 2010
Ha ha ha ha. That’s rich. Avril Lavigne has a problem with false people? That’s apparently what she told Lindsay Lohan when LiLo tried to talk to the scrappy punk poser at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. (Does Lavigne think she’s a punk rocker and not a pop sellout, just because she gets into scraps with other people?) There was apparently a lot of yelling and some threats from a hurt and embarrassed LiLo to get Lavvy booted out, but security treated LiLo like a buzzing fly, after which she huffed off.
My money on a real scrap between Lavigne and Lohan would be LiLo, but the latter has probably had her confidence shaken a lot lately. Now that’s something I’d pay real money for: a WWE-style street fight with no rules, no holds barred between LiLo and Lavvy. Since LiLo’s acting career seems a bust right now, other than her rumored playing of porn star Linda Lovelace in the indie flick Inferno, she might consider a career change to wrassling. Anybody have Vince McMahon’s phone number? Then again, if the Celebrity Death Match clip, below, of Lindsay Lohan vs Hilary Duff is any indication of LiLo’s skills, Vince might not return her calls.
Lindsay Lohan Channels Linda Lovelace?
Posted by joehart as Lindsay Lohan at 1:15 PM UTC on May, 03 2010
Actress Lindsay Lohan, aka LiLo, is said to be gearing up to play another famous LiLo, porn star Linda Lovelace. Lovelace, who died nearly eight years ago due to injuries in a car accident, is best known for her role in the hardcore 1973 porn classic Deep Throat. She also appeared in 1974′s Deep Throat II as Nurse Lovelace.
Personally, I see no resemblance between the two, other than that they both had difficult careers. But with LiLo struggling in her career, complaining about her DJ ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson, fighting off her dad’s grubbing attempts at becoming conservator of her estate, and generally coming a long way from her sweet girl image, maybe she’ll find some direction.
I guess this explains the gritty ‘art’ photos Lohan has been tweeting about, shot by the very same photographer, Tyler Shields, who apparently revealed her landing the Linda Lovelace role in the indie film Inferno. Let’s just hope that the Mean Girls actress doesn’t permanently find herself with a new career. If she does, she might want to take care of her nasty toes and stay out of celeb bloggers closets. Oh yeah, and stay out of jail.
Lindsay’s Twitter Frenzy
Posted by Kate Alvarez as Lindsay Lohan at 12:00 PM UTC on Apr, 30 2010
Uh-oh. Lindsay Lohan’s recent tweets haven’t been very helpful in cleaning up her image.
Yesterday, she posted a Polaroid shot taken by photographer Tyler Shields. The photo instantly became controversial—she was provocatively holding a gun to her lips. The shot was part of a series of pictures for Tyler’s new book, The Dirty Side of Glamour. After an outpour of criticism, she replied to one of her fans: “It’s not soft core porn hunny, it’s called ART.”
A few hours later, she posted a behind-the-scenes video of the photo shoot courtesy of hollywood.tv. The hollywood.tv crew disabled comments. Perhaps they had a hunch that haters would take it to their youtube site.
She also slammed her dad Michael Lohan, as well as her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson by tweeting: “[sic] tired of @samantharonson Playing the innocent card, while chatting to tmz just like my ex-father, when all I’ve ever done is fall for a girl.”
Yikes. Somebody’s having a bad week.
Perez Hilton’s Carn-Evil Day!
Posted by Kate Alvarez as Ashley Tisdale, Birthdays, Bridget Marquardt, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Lindsay Lohan, Paula Abdul, Perez Hilton at 8:00 AM UTC on Apr, 01 2010
Hollywood’s famous gossip turned 32 last week and he made sure that he celebrated it with his favorite people. As the title says, Perez Hilton’s “Carn-Evil Party” was a star-studded affair. You would’ve thought that Paramount Studio was hosting a red carpet premiere.
Looking at the big names that dropped by to greet Perez a happy birthday, you’d realize that Hollywood’s most written-about celebrities are actually good sports!
The birthday boy with Lindsay Lohan
Paula Abdul makes her way to the bash.
Katy Perry without her significant other
Bieber for Biebettes
Former Playboy housemate Bridget Marquardt
Ashley Tisdale keeps it casual.
Cheers, Perez!
Lindsay Spends New Year at the Beach
Posted by Kate Alvarez as Lindsay Lohan at 4:20 AM UTC on Jan, 04 2010
While most celebs partied the night away in Vegas, New York, Hollywood, and other party spots in the US, Lindsay Lohan ditched the festive winter celebrations for the sunny Caribbean Islands.
Dressed down in bikinis and flip-flops, Lindsay and her sister Ali were spotted by the paparazzi around Gustavia Harbor as they welcomed the New Year. Their itinerary included shopping, boating, and frolicking under the sun.
Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich was in charge of the celebrity-packed New Year’s celebration in St. Barth, and other VIP guests included Beyonce, Jay Z, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr.
Jason Segel Sexed Lindsay Lohan
Posted by MrAlmostWrong as Jason Segel, Lindsay Lohan at 5:32 AM UTC on Dec, 08 2009
While Tiger is trying his best to stop women from coming out the woodwork, Lindsay Lohan is trying her best to drive attention towards her. Last week it was John Mayer and Cash Warren and this week she has bagged Jason Segel.
You can say all you want about her having STDs and being raggedy, but if she can bang almost any celeb she wants, she has some mad skills. She has lost all attractiveness in my book so this is even more amazing feat to me and somewhere there is a lesson to be found for women across the world. I can’t teach you that lesson because I feel it is only fair that you learn it on your own, but to put things in perspective…
…she is having sex with the men you want to have sex with. And she is broke. And has no star power. And has nothing in life going for her.
It’s only Monday, things will get worse.
Lindsay Disses Dad, Michael
Posted by Gina as Celebrity Friends & Family, Lindsay Lohan at 10:32 AM UTC on Nov, 06 2009
To say that her dad’s a loser apparently not enough for Lindsay Lohan. Now, she is giving her dad a dose of his own medicine. Using Twitter, she is dissing daddy: “He’s a deadbeat dad. He’s disgusting to do this he needs help.” She also says that he threatened to kill her mom. What a whacked out family!
Lindsay Lohan On Dad Michael: He’s A Loser
Posted by Gina as Celebrity Friends & Family, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan at 9:09 AM UTC on Nov, 05 2009
Ouch. I believe there are things a child should never say to or about a parent, but I guess Lindsay and her dad have a different relationship. She just tweeted that her dad’s such a loser – a comeback for his releasing private information about a conversation they had a while back.
Photo courtesy of US Magazine
Lindsay Lohan Gets Extended Probation
Posted by Gina as Lindsay Lohan, Mischief at 6:09 AM UTC on Oct, 18 2009
The young actress has never been in good terms with the law since she became a teenager, and during the first part of her probation period for a DUI arrest, she missed a lot of her duties. Good thing for her, she didn’t get jail time, but got her probation extended for another year instead. Grow up, girl!
Lohan Furious With Facebook!
Posted by Splashpress Media as Celeb Meltdown, Lindsay Lohan at 5:04 PM UTC on Dec, 03 2008
And I thought I was the only one getting increasingly annoyed with Facebook! Well, La Lohan was in a fit on rage recently when she discovered that the social networking giant had closed her account, claiming that she was a fake!
” At first I laughed, but then I got angry. Angry because, with ALL the people that PRETEND to be me on Facebook, they decide to say I AM THE FAKE.”
Lohan fumed. For now, the tres annoyed star will be sticking to her MySpace page.
Lohan drinking again
Posted by Rachel as Lindsay Lohan at 11:26 PM UTC on Nov, 25 2008
Ronson angry at PETA
Posted by Rachel as Lindsay Lohan at 12:44 PM UTC on Nov, 17 2008
Samantaha Ronson is acting the part of the protective boyfriend when she blogged about how angry she was that Lindsay Lohan was “floured” by a PETA activist for wearing fur. Ronson said the person who threw the flour at Lindsay acted worse than an animal. Have to agree. These PETA folks can go overboard sometimes.
Lohan says she’s “maybe” bisexual
Posted by Rachel as Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan at 9:33 PM UTC on Nov, 12 2008
Lindsay Lohan has categorically admitted to Harper’s Bazaar that she is indeed dating Samantha Ronson and that she is madly in love with her. She doesn’t consider herself a lesbian though and when asked if she’s bisexual she replied “maybe.”
Aw come on, you still believe she’s having a sexuality crisis?
Lohan says she’s not a lesbian
Posted by Rachel as Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan at 8:07 AM UTC on Oct, 28 2008
Lindsay Lohan’s “girlfriend” Samantha Ronson may be surgically attached to the troubled actress but that doesn’t mean she’s turned lesbo.
According to The Sun, Lohan said that Ronson is the only girl she’ll go for and that if things don’t work out with her then she’ll date guys again.
Hmm, a non-commital lesbian.
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