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Lindsay Lohan Dresses Classy For Court, No Bra Is Classy Right?

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Lindsay Lohan showed up in court today wearing jean shorts, a flannel shirt and what appeared to be a rather light sheer top. The most shocking part? She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra.

Now before I get attacked by feminists who shout from the hilltops that she has the right to choose if she wears a bra or not, I have no problem with that choice, but some judges may and it’s not a very court appropriate outfit for someone who can afford to dress up nice when going in front of judges who already have a problem with her.

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Lindsay Lohan Applies For Drivers License, Scouts Locations For “Out Of Rehab” Party

Lindsay Lohan Partying Drunk Picture What does a drunk partier do after serving jail and rehab time stemming from a 2007 DUI arrest? They apply for a new drivers license almost the moment they get out of rehab then start looking for places to throw a party of course. That’s at least what Lindsay Lohan is alleged to be doing.

OK! Magazine is reporting that Lohan applied to receive her California driver’s license just hours after leaving rehab on Wednesday.

Lohan’s doctors at the rehab facility called her fit to leave just 23 days after she was admitted to the facility. Lohan was sentenced to a total of 180 days to be split evently between jail and rehab but spent less than a month and a half split between both institutions with most of that time served at a rehab facility.

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Lindsay Lohan The Inspirational Rehab Host?

Lindsay Lohan Here’s a story for a good laugh. Apparently sources close to TMZ have told the celebrity site that Lindsay Lohan has become “passionate” about mentoring some of the girls she has recently met in rehab. They says she’s been giving them inspirational notes and providing advice.

Sources close to Lindsay also say her stint in rehab is just like being in “Girl, Interrupted” and that she has received absolutely no special treatment during her stay, in fact nurses may be going harder on her to prove they have no favorites in the facility.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Ex-Girlfriend Visits Her In Jail

Samantha Ronson The Lynwood Correctional Facility has a strict weekend only visitors policy, but apparently that policy doesn’t apply to movie stars since Lindsay Lohan’s ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson visited the star in jail this past weekend.

Ronson was Lohan’s second visit for the weekend with Dina Lohan (her mom) and Ali Lohan (her little sister) also visiting her after regular visiting hours.

According to Radar Online the after hours visits can be approved by jail officials and while it may seem unfair, there’s a good chance that the visits occurred after hours for everyone’s safety. Currently Lohan is kept in confinement from the general population, spending 23 hours each day in her cell. Read the rest of this entry »


What the? Where Is Lindsay Lohan’s Belly Button?

Lindsay Lohan GQ Magazine Germany Cover

Here’s an odd thing. In the newest edition of German GQ Magazine, Lindsay Lohan appears on the cover, but she’s missing something…her belly button.

It’s no secret that most magazine photos are photoshop touched, but it’s also not too often that a body part is removed.

If that isn’t enough to creep you out, in another shot her belly button is really high up on her waist, making for an strange looking spread. Read the rest of this entry »


Lindsay Lohan Receives Visit From Ex-Girlfriend

Samantha Ronson Arrives to visit Lindsay Lohan at Sober Living Home

Lindsay Lohan has been entertaining guests during her recent stay at a sober living home, but in two days she’ll be stuck behind bars, alone for 23 hours a day.

Perhaps it’s the stark realization that her life has spiraled out of control, but Lindsay entertained her ex-girlfriend and on-again-off-again BFF Samantha Ronson at her rehab home. Read the rest of this entry »


Lindsay Lohan Looks Sexy For GQ Magazine Cover

Lindsay Lohan GQ Magazine Germany

Lindsay Lohan may current be staying at the Pickford Lofts Sober Living House, but before that stay she managed to pull off a sexy photo shoot for GQ Magazine Germany.

The Bikini clad jail bound beauty took several saucy photos for the magazine in scantily-clad clothing.

The real joy is taking a look at her feet, where sexy boots are used to hide her SCRAM alcohol monitoring device which was already in place during the magazines June photo shoot in Los Angeles. Read the rest of this entry »


Michael Lohan Wants Lindsay In Rehab Immediately

Michael Lohan Michael Lohan, father of actress Lindsay Lohan recently told Nick Cannon on 92.3 NOW that he wants to see his daughter enter rehab immediately.

Lohan was asked how he felt about his daughter’s 90 day jail sentence followed by 90 days of rehab and he said he was:

“Baffled, I guess is the best way to describe it. I just don’t understand why Lindsay’s team aren’t taking measures to get her into a rehab. I understand that she wants to appeal her case, but the right way to do it is for her to actually show … or that she has incentive and she’s taking the right steps to get her into rehab before she’s supposed to go into jail.”

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Lindsay Lohan: Shopping For Prescription Drugs

Lindsay Lohan Ungaro Picture It’s been disclosed by a source close to Lindsay Lohan that the troubled star has been “doc shopping” in an attempt to purchase a dangerous combination of prescription drugs.

The source told TMZ that:

“When one doctor says no to refilling a prescription, she will go to the next. It’s a whole process to get what she needed.”

It was also discovered that Lohan may have up to six different doctors at one time, including in various cities from Los Angeles to New York.
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Lindsay Lohan Has A New Lawyer, He May Just Be As Crazy As Her

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer came out this weekend with guns blaring. Stuart V. Goldberg was in Los Angeles on Saturday afternoon and told TMZ that he was there to help, while adding:

“Instead of making her reactive, like a pin cushion, [we're going] to be proactive. We’re gonna go after them.”

I’m not really sure if that means he’s going after the judges fair decision or just after everyone Lohan has ever faced off against.

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Lane Garrison Gives Lohan Prison Advice

Lane Garrison Lindsay Lohan has received “pre-jail” words of wisdom from one-time con and Prison Break actor Lane Garrison. Garrison spent more than a year in Prison after a deadly DUI accident which killed his 17-year-old passenger when he crashed his Land Rover into a tree.

According to TMZ Lohan met up with the 30-year-old actor on Wednesday night and he offered her some advice about her prison stay, while answering any questions Lindsay had before she entered the big house for 90 days (although her stay will likely be cut short). Read the rest of this entry »


Lindsay Lohan Gets 90 Days In Jail

Lindsay Lohan Drunk Lindsay Lohan will be spending 90 days in jail stemming from her DUI arrest and subsequent probation violation. After leaving jail Lohan will then spend 90 days at an in-patient rehab program.

The judge in the case, Marsha Reve, originally told Lohan to surrender immediately to begin her sentence, however after some pleading Lohan was told to report on July 20th at 8:30am.

Until the time of her jail appearance Lohan must continue to wear her SCRAM device, the same anklet bracelet that went off after the MuchMusic Awards, an incident that the court later discovered occurred when Lindsay had a drink spilled on her.

Lindsay Lohan Dating Former Israeli Fighter [Rumor]

Eilat Anschel girlfriend of lindsay lohan

TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has found a girlfriend who may finally be able to deal with her tantrums, Eliat Anschel, a former member of the Israeli Defense Force.

According to sources close to the couple, they met in L.A. a “while ago” and lately things have been getting hot and heavy.

Their relationship apparently really picked up after the Lindsay Lohan SCRAM incident when Eliat was there for her to have a shoulder to cry on.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Cocaine Accidentally Thrown Away By Cop

Lindsay Lohan Apparently Lindsay Lohan’s 2007 DUI arrest could have been even worse! TMZ is reporting that the police offer who pulled Lohan over thought her cocaine was breath mints and threw them in the garbage.

According to the police report filed by the Santa Monica Police department, the officer:

“discovered a folded Clinique sun care card with an unknown substance caked on to the surface of the card in Lohan’s right rear pocket.” The report then adds, “Some of the white substance fell to the floor.  I used my foot to see what had fell but thought nothing of it.  I did not recognize the substance attached to the card and initially thought the substance was a wet crushed breath mint.”

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Lindsay Lohan’s Former Assistant Offered Tell-All Book Deal

Lindsay Lohan Assistant

Elinore Quit, the celebrity assistant to Lindsay Lohan has been offered a $50,000 advance to provide a tell all about the life and times of Lindsay according to the NY Post.

There’s unfortunately a good chance Quit won’t take the offer since she’s afraid such a tell all will mean she’ll never work again in Hollywood.

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Lindsay Lohan + Alcohol = Legally Screwed

Lindsay Lohan

Oh Lindsay, how you’ve come to epitomize the traditional Hollywood fall from grace, we loved you in Parent Trap and Mean Girls and now you’re just a crazy Hollywood Teen gone wild…and apparently a little too wild.

Beverly Hills Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel today issued an arrest warrant for Lohan (the second in as many weeks). This time the warrant involves Lohan breaking her probation terms in which she was suppose to avoid alcohol.

According to the warrant, Lohan’s SCRAM alcohol monitoring bracelet went off during an MTV Movie Awards after hours party this past Sunday.

According to recent reports, there are at least five violations regarding Lohan’s bail terms. Lohan’s bail has been reset to $200,00.

Lohan, being the way Lohan is, denied that she had done anything wrong and says it’s a conspiracy against her.

“My scram wasn’t set off-Its physically impossible considering I’ve nothing for it to go off-All of these false resports (sic) are absolutely wrong,” she Tweeted.

Let the train wreck continue.


Lindsay Lohan is Caught in a Time Warp

Some cultures believe that time is not linear but rather circular, and that events repeat. Lindsay Lohan’s life lately might be proof of this concept. Let’s see. Appearing in court again for being out of control. Check. Being ordered to wear a SCRAM alcohol monitoring bracelet again. Check. Being blonde again (not unlike how she’s pictured above). Check. Partying out on the town until all hours again, or with a pair of ugly boots (or is that UGGly?). Check. Although this time supposedly without alcohol, but possibly not for want of trying. Friends with Samantha Ronson again. Check.

Ok, sure, there are some changes in her life. For example, her parents apparently reached some settlement about child supoprt recently and are not fighting. But I’m convinced Lindsay Lohan is a misguided fool. Cannes fiasco aside, she probably means well but doesn’t seem to have learned from any of her past experiences, including the last time she wore a SCRAM bracelet. Last time, in 2007, she had it removed. She’s repeating history, but she merely wants to accessorize and called on Chanel for stickers or some such. Seriously? What’s wrong with you? Can someone please send Lindsay through a time machine and bring her back at least a little more responsible? Does she even know that that mouthy Bill O’Reilly doesn’t think she has much of a future, literally. As in going kaput by her own hands? That’s not good. No one wants that for you, Lindsay. Control yourself.


SCRAM Bracelet Allows Lindsay Lohan to Still Take Drugs

Lindsay Lohan might have to wear a SCRAM bracelet and avoid drugs, but apparently she can still take prescription drugs if she proves if with a doctor’s scripts. According to TMZ sources, she currently has prescriptions for Ambien and Adderall, the latter being for ADHD (Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder).

Does anyone care that ADHD can sometimes be treated with a change in diet, especially by cutting out refined sugars and carbs that are often found in fast foods and other prepared foods? It’s no wonder Lindsay’s looking so pale these days. (Or possibly that’s because she’s rumored to be in such bad financial straits that she can’t pay rent, nor possibly afford a good meal.) But it’s often easier to just get a prescription than to find the cause (diet) or even the root cause (image disorder).

Of course, Lindsay’s issues are hardly anything like Heidi Montag’s image disorder, but her behavior the past few years suggest she does have a disorder. I can’t say I’ve followed her life all that much. She seems to have some recent facial changes (aside from her constant constipated look), suggesting plastic surgery. Jail isn’t the answer for Lindsay, so she’s lucky she didn’t get any time. Her problems have to be more deep rooted. Only therapy and excising both parents out of her life seem are likely to help her progress.


Lindsay Lohan is a Bad Liar

Ooops. So despite declarations otherwise from both Lindsay Lohan and her lawyer, no proof of her plane ticket and boarding pass for May 19th was produced in court. If these had been presented, they would validate Lindsay’s claim that she was planning to return to the U.S. in time for her court hearing. Double ooops. Lindsay in court yesterday said she didn’t want to wear the SCRAM bracelet that the judge ordered because of a film shoot in Texas (for Machete). Apparently the Texas shots for Machete don’t involve Lindsay. The Inferno flick she’s supposed to play Linda Lovelace in doesn’t shoot until August and isn’t in Texas. Girl, if you’re going to lie, get better at it.

While Inferno’s production exec defended the purpose of Lindsay’s trip to Cannes as being for sales, ex-boyfriend Aaron Carter told OK! Magazine that she deserves whats he’s getting:

I dated her when I was 12, 13 years old. [Lindsay now is] not the Lindsay I know. I see somebody who is washed out, puffy. That’s not who I know.

On Lindsay’s dad, Michael Lohan:

I would go get her dad. Michael Lohan is a very good man. He was thrown under the bus very bad by that family. It takes a man to keep a family strong sometimes. I would go and find her dad. I wouldn’t even care about finding her mother.

Aaron might be right about Lindsay not being the once sweet-seeming girl she once was, but hey, people do change from 13 years of age to 23 years. He also commented, “They are going to make an example of you now, Lindsay, and you deserve it,” in reference to her court case. Though she really got off easy despite all the lies. Someone needs to teach Lindsay how to lie better, since she seems to be making a career of it. A Logic class might be the first place to start.


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