You fly around the world and do the same show 300 days in a row and still fall down twice? Now I know you are expecting me to make a joke about mens genitals here like every other two-bit blogger, but I am above that kind of stuff. I was raised with class.

Lady Gaga is a talented artist who deserves all the fame and fortune she is receiving. Just because she is a bit out there, much of the public choose to hate on her and I feel that is unfair. From certain angles she does have manly features, but you know how many men would put out if she was offering? All the GAY men would because they love it when other men hit on them.

I’m not saying Lady Gaga is a man because again, I am above such childish things. I know many women that where a permanent strap-ons to help them feel more secure about themselves. It’s a great weapon when you are in a tight spot. Like in between a woman’s legs.

You wish you could see my Poker Face now don’t you.