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Katy Perry and John Mayer Break Up!

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Now this is embarrassing. Katy Perry and John Mayer have apparently broken up, but didn’t they just release a song (and music video) all about how they’re very much together and in love? Read the rest of this entry »



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Katy Perry is finally taking a stand on her relationship with John Mayer: she’s laying down some ground rules.

What's that smirk on Katy Perry's face? Must be her rules. (Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images)

What’s that smirk on Katy Perry’s face? Must be her rules. (Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images)

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Heads up Russell Brand your ex-wife is hanging out at the Chateau Marmont with no other than the serial celebrity dater John Mayer. Uh-oh!

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John Mayer and Taylor Swift


The song is several years old, but it seems that John Mayer has not forgotten the sting of it.

Remember “Dear John” by Taylor Swift? The aftermath of her relationship with well known playboy John Mayer did not leave her glowing with love. Contrarily, the “little girl” sniped back with a vengeance.

They say that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but I rather than fury, but I think that I sense a deeper, stronger emotion than fury in the words Taylor Swift penned for her ex-lover. Read the rest of this entry »



John Mayer Dating Shenae Grimes?

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John Mayer is back on the dating scene, this time reportedly dating 90210 actress Shenae Grimes.

The news of the 33-year-olds romantic tie to the actress comes from Star Magazine in which they state in their Jan. 10 issue that he met her on the upcoming film Sugar.

According to an insider:

“Shenae is telling friends that she’s having a secret fling with John,” adding, “They’ve hooked up a few times and talk and text, but John wants to keep a low profile for once.”

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John Mayer Starts The Apocalypse

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So the story goes like this, John Mayer goes to Butter nightclub in NYC. Lindsay Lohan goes to Butter nightclub in NYC. Samantha Ronson is DJing at Butter nightclub in NYC. Do I even need to finish?

Lindsay sat at John’s table. John worked some moves with Samantha and got her to come join his table. The three had a great time and went their separate ways…or did they? Have you ever known John Mayer to pass up on a piece of the pie? Have you known Lindsay Lohan to miss eating the last sausage on the grill?

This is what came from their Twitter accounts that fateful night.

@johncmayer shhhhhhhhhhhhhh butter-face :)

@lindsaylohan

I’ve got to finish boning my mistress early so that I can go home and explain to my kid that he’s lost a role model. What a shame.

@johncmayer

Now I’m not saying they boned, but they had sex. Please do not bother to reach the CDC in Atlanta because the whole facility has been relocated to New York to handle the STD apocalypse. The Mayans believed the world would end in 2012 through natural disasters. This is completely and utterly false. The world will end when the orgy of Lindsay Lohan, John Mayer, Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt and Carrot Top has reached its pinnacle and giant crab-like monsters roam the Earth.

I will be safely stowed away in my Trojan covered bunker. Did you know Twinkies last forever?

If you really care to follow these events, Celebitchy has much more info.



Gerard Butler And John Mayer…

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NOPE, they’re not together, but what do they have in common aside from dating Jennifer Aniston? John Mayer says “we’re both branded womanizers.” Gerard Butler, I am okay with. John Mayer, I am not so sure. I do like his Continuum album though. What say you?



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Jen Aniston And John Mayer Back Together?!

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If sources are right, then Jen and John are a couple again! Goodbye Gerard Butler! Goodbye Bradley Cooper!



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Aniston told Mayer to marry her


We’ve recently reported that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have reunited.

But reports are now starting to come out that as part of Aniston’s condition to take back Mayer, she made him promise that they will get married.

Is there such a term as a shotgun proposal?



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Aniston, Mayer romance part deux


It looks like love is in the air again for both Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer.

There are reports that the two of them were seen kissing in Los Angeles two days ago. A reconciliation after Mayer basically pratted on about how they broke up? Only in Hollywood I tell you.






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