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Hit TV Show ‘Bones’ To Have Jersey Shore’s “The Situation” Killed

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

The hit Fox TV show ‘Bones’ is making one of my dreams come true, they are killing the ‘Jersey Shores’ star “The Situation.”

Apparently Hart Hanson, the shows creator, is working to cast Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino as a murdered fitness guru who goes by the name Ritchie “The V” Genero. According to reports, the show will be based off the sub-culture created by the greasy haired and typically annoying “guido.”

Hanson says of the episode:

“We’re trying to get The Situation to play a murder victim. A guido is killed and Booth and Brennan enter that world to find out what happens. We’re not sure if it’ll happen or not. Talks are ongoing.” Read the rest of this entry »



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Snooki Gets Sexy: Mugshot Shows Her True Colors [Video]


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Snooki always looks like a trainwreck and now we have proof of that fact, the pictures shown above comes courtesy of the reality TV stars recent run in with police on disorderly conduct charges.

Jersey Shore fans have wanted to see the mugshot all week and it's well worth the wait.

Special thanks to the Seaside Heights Police Department for providing such great shots of Snooki. Read the rest of this entry »



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Snooki Arrested In Seaside Heights


Snooki Jersey ShoreJersey Shore's very own Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was arrested on Friday in Seaside Heights, New Jersey on charges of disorderly conduct.

The arrest occurred as Season 3 taping is underway and TMZ.com reports:

“Law enforcement sources tell us the Seaside Heights PD busted Snooki moments ago for disorderly conduct. The details of that conduct are unclear.” Read the rest of this entry »



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“The Situation” Is Releasing A Book. Can He Even Spell?


Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

He's taken on rapping, he's designed clothes and he's invaded the Jersey Shore and now Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is getting ready to take on the world of book publishing.

Sorrentino has penned his first masterpiece, an exercise book that's ready to invade bookshelves everywhere. Read the rest of this entry »



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Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Could Be Close To New MTV Contract

Mike "The Situation" SorrentinoMike “The Situation” Sorrentino is already making $10,000 an episode to act like a total moron on MTV’s hit TV show Jersey Shore and now we’ve learned that his contract for further seasons could reach much higher.

According to TMZ, the network has offered “The Situation” a one-time bonus ranging from $60,000 to $180,000 based on ratings for Season 2 in Miami. They have also proposed paying Sorrentino somewhere between $27,500 – $45,000 per episode for Season 4.

Under MTV’s new plans, season two would be broken up into seasons 2 and 3 (in which Sorrentino is already making $10k per episode), which means the next episodes to be shot for season 4 would pay Mike the larger sum. Read the rest of this entry »



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Jersey Shore’s ‘The Situation’ Releasing A Rap Album?

mike sorrentinoMike “The Situation” Sorrentino of Jersey Shore fame doesn’t just want to stick to his day job of annoying America while constantly flashing his abs, he wants to release a full rap album, probably about going to the gym, tanning, and how hard it is to be a juiced up guido making $10k an episode for basically doing nothing.

Sorrentino spoke with PopEater and said that while he’s released one song about his abs and life, he’s currently in the studio to work on a few remixes which will be featured on an upcoming full album:

“I’m lyrically gifted, so to speak, and definitely not too bad on the mic at all.”

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“The Situation” Gets A Truly Inspired Birthday Cake

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The Situation loves his abs…a whole lot! To prove his own obsession his friends delivered him a birthday cake in the shape of his abs for his 28th birthday part in New York City on Tuesday night.

If you’re unfamiliar with the Jersey Shore, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino received his nickname when he pulled up his shirt revealing his 6 pack abs, to which he responded “this is the Situation.”

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Jersey Shore’s Pauly D Is Shopping For A Very Expensive Car

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Pauly D, yet another one of the annoying Jersey Shore cast is said to be shopping for a Lamborghini, no doubt so he can look like a rich annoying Jersey Shore member.

Paul Del Vecchio is looking to spend $200,000 on the vehicle, money he will secure with his Jersey Shore and Baskin-Robbins sponsorship money. The car will be quite the step up from his current Cadillac convertible.

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“The Situation” Clothing Line. Yet Another Jersey Shore Attack

Mike Sorrentino

Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino isn’t happy just being an annoying reality star who no one will remember in a few years, now he wants to assault our better tastes with a clothing line no one will be wearing in a few years. The line is set to hit retailers this summer.

Shockingly he actually found a sponsor for his work the New York based “couture” house Dilligaf. The line is set to debut right before the second season of Jersey Shore season 2.

So far none of The Situations sketches for the line have been spotted, hopefully there as good as his rapping. Please recognize the sarcasm in that last statement.

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Snooki Moving To The Bronx? There Goes The Borough!

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Snookie is leaving the state that made her famous and taking up residence in The Bronx, that’s the newest report from the orange tanned moron herself.

She recently revealed:

“I am still living with my mom at the moment, but I’m traveling so much I basically live in an airport. But once filming is over, I want to move to The Bronx, because there’s loads of Guidos there, and I might meet a nice one out walking the dog or something.”

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