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Gisele Bundchen Is Back And Modeling Sexy Swimwear!

Gisele Bundchen - H&M - hot

In the modeling world, being a thirty-three year old woman means you’re this close to being called a grandma. It applies even if you look like Gisele Bundchen. Hell, some might say it applies even if you are Gisele Bundchen!

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Gisele Bundchen Comforts, Defends Tom Brady

The New England Patriots suffered a disheartening loss against the New York Giants at last Sunday’s Super Bowl. The match was closely fought until the very last part of the game, which makes it a more painful defeat for the Patriots. Tom Brady, the Patriots’ quarterback, was especially sad after the game. But trust his loving wife Gisele Bundchen to console his husband. Read the rest of this entry »


Gisele Bündchen’s Post-Baby Bod

Does this look like a woman who gave birth just four months ago? Supermodel Gisele Bündchen was spotted in Brazil for the launch of a new line of Pantene products.

Brazil Pantene launch Gisele Bündchen

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Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Spawn Adonis

So this woman had sex with this man:

And they spawned a baby boy. If you for one second don’t think that this kid is going to be the hottest piece of flesh on his block then you are mistaken. This kid will be getting laid at the age of 10 and maybe by the time he is 30 he will have had sexed as many women as Tiger has this week. Odds are against him, but we are rooting for him nonetheless.

If you think I am merely writing about this news so I could post pictures of Gisele then I am sorry to disappoint you because that is not the case. I enjoy writing about women popping out smelly, slimy fetuses from their honeypot of goodness. After I do so, I take a nice warm bubble bath, play some Kenny G and wish upon the star to find my one true love and live happily ever after on our unicorn farm.

Oh, you didn’t know? I harvest unicorns. Their horns are great kabob sticks.


Welcome Pilot Gisele!

Not too long ago, we heard that Gisele Bundchen was taking lessons to get her flying license. Well, it seems that all her hard work has paid off – she has finally passed her written exam. She is almost ready to give birth but this hasn’t stopped her. She still needs to complete her flight hours, but that should be a piece of cake!

Photo courtesy of US Magazine


Meet Your Captain, Gisele Bundchen

No pilot has ever been hotter! Gisele Bundchen is a few flying hours away from getting her helicopter pilot’s license. Apparently, she has been taking lessons for quite some time now, and before long, we just might see her flying high.


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