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Charlie Sheen might be crazy, but he came to his senses when the seriousness of his impending marriage finally sunk in.

Charlie Sheen breaks off engagement with Brett Rossi (3)

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Charlie Sheen Banned From New Yorks Top Hotels

Charlie Sheen Doesn't Look Healthy On Crack

Charlie Sheen isn’t winning in New York City. The Two and a Half Men actor has recently been banned from many of New York’s top hotels as he prepares to visit the city for his Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Tour.

The ban comes after Sheen snorted a bunch of cocaine and attempted to destroy a hotel room as a porn star remained locked in the room closet, a night that ended with Sheen’s arrest and admittance to a local hospital.

According to an insider snoop:

“Many of the big New York hotels don’t want the drama. He is now looking at renting a private residence.”

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Charlie Sheen: Forget Legal Arbitration, Let’s Go Public

Charlie Sheen - Two And A Half Men

Charlie Sheen is suing Warner Bros. for $100 million, claiming he was wrongfully fired from Two and a Half Men. Forget the fact that Sheen went crazy, started snorting suitcases full of coke and production had to be stalled because of his behavior, costing the studios what was probably the equivalent to millions of dollars, Sheen still believes he can win in a court of public opinion.

Actually Charlie thinks he can win in an actual court of legal fact, announcing on Wednesday that he wants his day in court with the studio, rather than going through legal closed-door arbitration.

Sheen says arbitration won’t work since many of the judges in the area do business with Warner Bros, providing them with an unfair advantage.

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Charlie Sheen Is Winning; Actor In Talks For ‘Two And A Half Men’ Return

Charlie Sheen could be coming back to Two and a Half Men

Charlie Sheen is winning! CBS is reportedly in talks with the troubled actor so he’ll return to the set of the networks uber-popular sitcom Two and a Half Men. The announcement comes just two weeks after Sheen was fired and subsequently banned from the Warner Bros. studio lot.

NBC reporter Jeff Rossen tweeted on Monday:

“CBS has offered him his job back. Discussions ongoing. Not a done deal.”

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Mike Tyson Laughs At Charlie Sheens “Issues”

Mike Tyson Posing For Camera

When Mike Tyson says you might have issues, it’s probably time to check yourself into rehab or a mental health facility. That’s what happened this week when Tyson visited the set of Access Hollywood Live and discussed the recent behavior of former Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen.

According to Tyson the actor either has “emotional issues” or it’s just Charlie Sheen being Charlie Sheen.”

Tyson goes on to say that he wants to get his hands on “some of that new drug ‘Charlie Sheen'”

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Charlie Sheen Launches Official Website To Fight Trolls, Promote Crazy

Charlie Sheen Official Website Goes Live

Charlie Sheen on Friday night officially launched his official website for spreading his own brand of crazy.

The “Warlock” has been spreading his “messages” all over the internet for the last few weeks, prominently being featured on UStream via his “Sheen’s Korner” live video stream.

The new website can be used to buy tickets for Sheen’s upcoming tour in Detroit and Chicago (possibly more shows to follow) and to buy T-Shirts with some of the best yet Sheenisms.

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Charlie Sheen Taking His Brand Of Crazy On The Road

Sheens Corner Still

Charlie Sheen wants to talk to his fans and “trolls” en masse so he’s taking his special brand of crazy on the road in April for his tour titled Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option.

Sheen announced the tour via Twitter but didn’t offer many sane details about what the show would entail.

According to Sheen:

“Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? WILL THERE BE MORE?!?! This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock. Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me.”

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Charlie Sheen Debuts “Cooking Segment” Spoof On FunnyOrDie

Charlie Sheen - Cooking Segment- Funny Or Die

Charlie Sheen has taken over today, releasing his own very funny, yet disturbing cooking segment.

Coming off his successful, yet odd Ustream appearances of Sheen’s Korner the new skit has Sheen cooking meat because that’s what his “Tiger blood” requires and making a Sheen salad (hint the recipe is lettuce and a big tomato).

Sheen once again refers to “trolls” in his skit and talks about his magical warlock powers, while announcing “Here I come Food Network.”

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Charlie Sheen sues Two and a Half Men

Charlie Sheen is an idiot. First he does enough coke to kill a village, then he tarnishes his own image by creating a home haven of porn stars, then he has the gull to actually sue CBS, Warner Bros. and Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre for $100 million, claiming wrongful termination after he had to abandon the show to undergo rehab treatments.

On March 7 Warner Bros. issued a statement about Sheen’s firing:

“After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on ‘Two and a Half Men’ effective immediately.”

To which Sheen responded with:

“This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshis[expletive] again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.

In his lawsuit Sheen is stating that since he wasn’t fired through all his other transgressions in the past, the studio had no reason to fire him this time around.

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Dr. Drew Wants Charlie Sheen Committed

Dr Drew Close Up

Charlie Sheen has went off the deep end and celebrity therapist Dr. Drew wants the actor to be committed.

The head of Celebrity Rehab stopped by the Joy Behar Show on Wednesday and talked about Sheen’s public outbreaks and firing from Two and a Half Men.

According to Dr Drew:

“It’s funny to me that people somehow believe that you have to know a patient intimately to understand they have a medical condition.”

“It’s really, for me, no different than looking at a rash…It’s somebody who uncharacteristically has a grandiose belief that they have special powers, there’s a torrent of speech, distractablituty, flight of ideas, seemingly endless energy, hyper sexuality…those are all a criteria for a condition called hypomania. It simply defines what hypomania is.”

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Various News Sources Write Charlie Sheen Obituary “Just In Case”

Charlie Sheen On Set Of Two And A Half Men

Charlie Sheen hasn’t been looking so great lately, from his drug induced nights to his crazy talk during interviews and now via his Ustream podcast, many people believe he could end up in the city morgue just as fast as he was fired from Two and a Half Men and it’s for that reason that many news agencies have already written the obituaries they will post the moment Sheen kicks the bucket.

From Reuters to The Associated Press many top news agencies are rumored to have In Memoriam articles about Sheen’s life sitting on the back burner, waiting for immediate publication.

It should be noted that this isn’t a new practice, when Britney Spears went insane for a while back in 2008, The Associate Press had her In Memoriam and obituaries written and ready to go. While the 1990’s saw various agencies preparing an endless cycle of Elizabeth Taylor In Memoriam articles.

According to a CBS insider:

“No one is wishing the worst but as a news organization for us not to be prepared for one of the biggest stories in a long time would be unprofessional.”

Heck even the team at Warner Bros. tried to reach out to Charlie Sheen’s legal team to get him the help he needs:

“..Focus your energies on what no one so far has been able to do: get your client the sustained, rigorous and effective treatment he so urgently needs,” the WB wrote in its plea. “It is clear that [Sheen] has no intention of agreeing to the intensive evaluation and treatment that his condition requires. It is also clear he does not believe he has a problem and that he will continue to conduct himself in a destructive manner.”


Charlie Sheen Shopping Book Deal Worth At Least $10 Million

Charlie Sheen on Set Of Two And A Half Men

Charlie Sheen is ready to spill the beans on his entire sting on Two And A Half Men and if you’re a book publisher the rights to his tell-all can possibly be yours with a starting bid of $10 million.

That is the rumored price of the Sheen book which has yet to be written tell all about the actors 8 seasons on the hit CBS show in which he says he’ll name names including co-stars.

The bloated title? When The Laughter Stopped.

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Charlie Sheen Says Two And A Half Men Is “Toxic Environment”

Charlie Sheen - Two and a Half Men Set

Charlie Sheen once again today railed against the show that has made him millions of dollars. Sheen phoned into Fox Sports Radio with Pat O’Brien where he called the shows staff “knuckleheads” while saying that he couldn’t go back to working on the show if “the turds that are currently in place” were still working there.

Sheen says that during his entire 8 season run on the show he felt like  “an unwanted relative being given cold coffee at 9pm every night.”

Sheen also announced that he thinks the show is done for good now that studio executives have shut down production for the rest of the season, he then stated:

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Charlie Sheen Rant Hits The Web: Two And A Half Men Production Cancelled For Rest Of Season

Two and a Half Men Cancelled for rest of season

The cast and crew of hit CBS series Two and A Half Men have packed up and headed home for the rest of the production season after a rant by Charlie Sheen reached the web.

The show was already on temporary shutdown while Charlie Sheen was suppose to be receiving help for his drug addiction among other personal problems.

The show was scheduled to start shooting again on Tuesday however CBS execs now say the earliest new shows will air will be September.

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Charlie Sheen’s Newest Porn Pal Use To Babysit For Britney Spears

Kacey Jordan

As the Charlie Sheen rollercoaster continues to derail we bring you news of a different sort. It turns out that Charlie Sheen’s new “porn pal” Kacey Jordan likes famous guys. Not only has she been spending time with the Two and a Half Men star, she used to date Kevin Federline.

Jordan claims she even went so far as to babysit the couples kids every now and again when Federline would go out without her. We assume that means when Federline went drinking with the guys since he doesn’t actually work.

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Charlie Sheen’s $30,000 Check To A Porn Star

Charlie Sheen $30,000 Porn Star Check

Want to see what a check from Charlie Sheen looks like? The one featured above is a $30,000 “donation” given to a porn star for spending time with the Two and a Half Men star.

The check is part of the 36-hour party with five Porn Stars which ended with Sheen spending time in the hospital for stomach pains caused from hours of smoking a briefcase full of cocaine.

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Charlie Sheen Still Not In Rehab, Neighbors Want Him To Sell Home

Charlie Sheen has not checked=

Troubled actor Charlie Sheen has not checked into rehab and apparently his neighbors have become so sick of his antics that they want him to move out of their upscale Mulholland Hills neighborhood.

A source at Access Hollywood says that Sheen headed to Malibu on Friday where he was suppose to check into a treatment facility to receive help for his cocaine and alcohol addictions. However, instead of checking in for treatment, Sheen went home and spent the night at his own residence.

It’s also being reported that Sheen’s upscale neighbor’s are trying to get the actor kicked out of his home, calling it The Bates Motel.

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Charlie Sheen Heads Back To Rehab

Charlie Sheen Back In rehab

Two And A Half Men is now on hiatus as show star Charlie Sheen heads back into rehab.

As we reported yesterday, Sheen was taken to the hospital after experiencing abdominal pains, more than likely caused by the briefcase full of cocaine he was smoking for hours during his 36-hour party with five porn stars at the actors home.

Speaking about the shows hiatus and Sheen’s health the network released the following statement:

“Due to Charlie Sheen’s decision to enter a rehabilitation center, CBS, Warner Bros. Television and executive producer Chuck Lorre are placing Two and a Half Men on production hiatus. We are profoundly concerned for his health and well-being, and support his decision.”

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Charlie Sheen Partied With 5 Girls Before Going To The Hospital

Charlie Sheen Drunk and Smoking

Charlie Sheen was in the midst of a 36-hour party with 5 women before he was removed from his home on a stretcher and rushed to the hospital.

Charlie was taken to Cedars-Sinai hospital at 6:35 AM and according to an eye witness Sheen looked “fine” before being rushed off to the facility.

Allegedly Sheen was smoking cocaine for hours and then began to suffer from several abdominal pain.

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