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De-Autotuned Britney Spears Sounds Like… [LISTEN]

It’s raw Britney, bitch!

Britney Spears Live In Rotterdam

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The last time anyone heard from Britney Spears’ sister was when she got knocked up and lost her Nickolodeon TV Show Zoey 101. Now Jamie Lynn Spear’s back and she’s finally getting married to another hometown boy.

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Britney Spears is changing her stripes by ditching her blonde locks for a brunette look. And we’re loving the new BritBrit!

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Who wouldn’t want to smell like their favourite celebrity? With celebrity perfumes, you can. If you want to know more about the hottest fragrances available, here are the celebrity perfumes of 2012. But why just read about it? Visit your favourite department store today.

Fame by Lady Gaga

Initially, Lady Gaga’s perfume was said to be inspired by the smell of blood and semen. The controversial singer later said Fame would smell like an “expensive hooker”. But the truth is that Fame, Lady Gaga’s first fragrance, combines notes of Tiger Orchid, apricot, incense, Atropa belladonna and saffron. Read the rest of this entry »



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We are all familiar with Britney’s much-publicized breakdown in 2008. We saw her shave her head in front of the paps, we saw her all wild-eyed strapped on a gurney being taken into an ambulance.


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Britney Spears “Femme Fatale” Cover Revealed, Album Debuting Soon

Britney Spears Femme Fatale Album Cover

Britney Spears fans should be getting excited right now, the pop queen has announced that her new album, titled Femme Fatale will drop on March 15 and in celebration of that announcement the pop singer has released the cover art (pictured above) for the album.

The album is the 7th Studio for Spears and in celebration of her release Spears tweeted the following message on Wednesday:

“This album is for you, my fans, who have always supported me and have stuck by me every step of the way! I love you all!”

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Kevin Federline Won’t Remarry So He Can Continue Mooching Off Britney Spears

Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince

Insiders have snooped that Kevin Federline is not marrying his longtime girlfriend Victoria Prince, an ex-volleyball player, because he would have to give up his spousal support.

An information for Federline told Star Magazine:

“She [Britney] pays spousal support until he remarries. If he does, his income would go way down.”

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Britney Spears Album Dropping March 2011, Plus She Calls Out “Haters”

Britney Spears - Kiss My Ass

Britney Spears is dropping her new album in March 2011, having announced the albums drop month via Twitter on Thursday.

Spears tweeted:

“I’m almost done with my new album and it will be coming out this March” adding “I AM IN L-O-V-E WITH IT!”

After announcing her album, Spears went after RadarOnline for claiming she suffered battery at the hands of Jason Trawick, her recent boyfriend and the same guy who is reportedly responsible for completely reviving her career. Some people close to the couple say he’s actually an abusive jerk who has made her life a nightmare.

Spears Tweeted:

“PS – Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya’ll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!”

So elegantly said and since there doesn’t appear to be any lawsuits, at least not yet, we’ll assume the claims may have some merit.



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Britney Spears Sued By Nanny

Britney Spears

Britney Spears has never had a good relationship with her nanny’s, allegedly one of those relationships was so bad that she refused to pay a former employee who is now suing the pop diva for more than $30,000.

According to E! News, a nanny who worked for Spears in September 2007 is suing the pop star for $35,202 for 30 unpaid days of work. If you’re doing the math that’s more than $1,000 per day.

The nanny, Ferial Zaltash says she served as Spears’ personal assistant along with acting as her kids nanny.

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Lindsay Lohan Hires Britney Spears’ Former Manager Larry Rudolph

Larry Rudolph with Britney Spears Lindsay Lohan is already showing that she can indeed make some very clever decisions after leaving rehab. The tabloid favorite has hired Larry Rudolph, the former manager of Britney Spears who is credited with turning around her career after a mental breakdown and messy divorce.

According to The New York Post a close source to Lohan said:

“She’s telling everyone she is more than ready for work and people should hire her and hire her now,”

Larry however wants her to take a step back:

“She’s on lockdown,” at his request the source said to the paper.

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Britney Spears’ Boyfriend Ready To Dump Her Because She Smells

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick

Apparently K-Fed rubbed off on Britney Spears or at least his hygiene practices have. According to Spears’ manager/boyfriend Jason Trawick the Hit Me Baby One More Time singer hasn’t been showering enough or changing her clothes, causing her to stink pretty badly.

According to sources close to the couple, her refusal to change clothes for days and refusing to wash her hair has nearly put Trawick over the edge:

“Britney isn’t the type to cover herself in pretty smelling lotions,” reports an insider, while they added. “She hates washing her hair, so sometimes it can smell downright sour. She’ll sometimes grab an outfit and wear it two or three times in a week.”

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Top Ten Shortest Hollywood Marriages

Hollywood is all about glitter and glamour and of course weddings always are a hot and very glamourous event in the town of celebrities. Sadly many weddings are really short-lived and do not last as long as Brangelina.
Of course we must be honest here and while we do like our daily dose of schadenfreude, if Megan Fox or Kayley Cuoco were to marry every marriage would be too long!

With our schadenfreude glasses on we decided to have a look at the top ten shortest Hollywood Marriages and compile them in a nice infographic for you.

Infographic made for us by Infographiclabs.



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Britney Spears To Appear On Glee September 28th

Britney Spears Gleeks get ready, Britney Spears will be invading the show on September 28th according to show creator Ryan Murphy.

Ryan talked about the Spears appearance on the syndicated radio show On-Air With Ryan Seacrest:

““I will give you a little scoop, which is that Britney will 100% be on the episode, which is exciting. She’s going to come and join us and do a couple scenes,”

The episode is titled “Britney/Brittany” and will appear as the show enters its second season.

Spears will appear in a drug induced fantasy land, no seriously, she’ll appear to the cast members as they are under anesthesia at the dentist.

According to Murphy:

“They have fantasies of how they can be like her.”

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Britney Spears Child Abuse Case Is Now Closed

Britney Spears Child abuse charges brought against Britney Spears have officially been dropped by the Los Angelese Country Department of Children and Family Services according to RadarOnline.com.

The case first began when a former bodyguard to the singer told the agency that Spears was beating her sons Seas Preston, 4, and Jayden James, 3. According to her ex-bodyguard Spears used his belt to beat the children, which in turn prompted a visit from the agency.

According to DCFS they believe there was  “absolutely no truth to the accusations,” while a Spears insider added, “Sean and Jayden’s pediatricians submitted documentation that the boys were healthy, and that they have never seen any signs of abuse. The case was officially closed after the department received that information from the boys’ doctor.”

Looks like someone wasn’t getting paid enough to protect Spears from crazy fans and herself.



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Britney Spears Now Queen of Twitter

Oprah may have popularized the Twitter.com “microblogging” site to the masses, but it’s not her who has the most followers. That questionable title was originally held by Ashton Kutcher for some unexplainable reason, and now he’s been usurped by Britney Spears, though he says he doesn’t care. As you can see above, she’s dancing for joy.

Are these two idiots the voices of this generation? Neither of them is even a particularly good actor. Sure, Britney is a talented performer, but the only thing Ashton has going for him aside from his good lucks is that he couldn’t keep his pecker in his pants and that he somehow finagled Demi Moore away from Bruce Willis. I guess that takes talent, to steal Mr. Die Hard’s woman away.

And we’re talking about the same Britney Spears that had reportedly had a meltdown on Mother’s Day, after an argument about something with her boyfriend, and hacked off her hair with scissors, blocking her toilet. Then spent $5,000 on a red-ink tattoo of a crown. On her butt.

So why do these two numskulls have so many followers? And if she has so many followers, why doesn’t she tweet her fans to help save the Britney Spears Camp for the Performing Arts? At least Ashton donated 10,000 mosquito nets for World Malaria Day.



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Weird Celebrity Tattoos – Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne

A lot more celebs have tattoos than many of us might have guessed, but the latest bunch of misfits to get some ink done are Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. Lindsay had a swallow (above; pic: Starcasm.net) inked on the less fleshy part of her right forearm (i.e., probably somewhat painful). The swallow is said to be similar to the one for the Chanel logo.

Well at least LiLo’s tat isn’t too stupid. Brtiney, on the other hand, supposedly paid $5K for a red crown — as in what a queen would wear on her head, except Brit got it inked on her butt cheek. For $5,000. No pics have surfaced yet of this ridiculous waste of money. (I think I need to move to Lala land and take up a new profession.) Maybe she’ll tweet a pic to her followers on Twitter. After all, she’s about to have the most followed Twitter profile, about to beat out Ashton Kutcher.

Miley Cyrus has what seems like an innocuous tat, with the word ‘love’, but it it’s on her right ear. Considering the actual location, which is not very fleshy, it was probably a painful inking to sit through. That still doesn’t make her a big girl now, and hopefully she saves the bump-and-grinding of older men until she’s at least of age.

Avril Lavigne might be a bit tougher than I’ve given her credit for. She’s on the cover Inked magazine and apparently she has the four-letter word “F*CK” on her rib cage. Not sure how long she’s had it, but it’s the full word, not the censored version. As in forever. Until she dies. Unless she gets painful laser surgery to remove it. Yeah, that’s really the kind of girl you want to take home to mom. Who knew Canadian chicks could get so tough, swearing like a sailor, eating Tim Horton’s donuts and playing in the snow all year. Maybe Lindsay and Avril can have another fight, this time over who has the stupider tattoo. Wonder what they’ll tell their respective grandchildren.

Wow these are tough starchicks. Ryan Phillippe is a bit of a softie in comparison. He has a tat of his son and his grandfather, as a symbolic gesture, since the two never met. Aw.



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Celebrific Lowdown – May 21, 2010

Bono is the latest star to enter surgery. According to U2.com, he went in today for emergency back surgery because of an injury related to U2 360° tour training. He’ll spend a few days in a Munich hospital, then recuperate at home. As a result, the Salt Lake City show originally scheduled for Jun 3 has been postponed. Ticket holders can choose to wait for info about a replacement tour date. The show is the final U2 360° show in N. America.

Stars on the verge of a nervous breakdown? Well Cele|bitchy quotes a print edition of In Touch, which says that Britney Spears had some sort of meltdown on Mother’s Day, which possibly had something to do with some argument with boyfriend Jason Trawick. The end result was that she and her kids missed a private viewing of Mickey Mouse and Disneyland, and she cut off so much of her hair that her toilet was blocked. She apparently also paid $5K for some strange butt tattoo. So Britney had a meltdown but maybe not quite a nervous breakdown. On the other, popstar Adam Ant, now 55, lost it and went on some tirade about Christians and has since been admitted to hospital under some British Mental Health Act.

Bret Michaels has had a rough year, returning to hospital this week after suffering a stroke not longer after being released from his previous brain hemorrhage. But he’s determined to move on and even be on the finale of Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice on Sunday, May 23rd. You ask me, he’s crazy for not resting, but the man is a survivor, considering that he’s been Type 1 Diabetic since at least 6 years of age, was hospitalized in early April for acute appendicitis, and survived the brain hemorrhage.

I’ve been pretending that Kendra Wilkinson doesn’t exist, but when an aspiring starlet whores herself out as much as she has been, a motormouth like myself eventually has to say something. Well Kendra, a former Playboy playmate who’s been in the news lately for her sex tape “scandal” (oooh, like no one has ever done a sex tape before), apparently has a second sex tape, this time with a woman. The whore starlet entrepreneur Kendra is said to be getting $100K plus 50% of sales of her first sex video, which comes out for your self-pleasuring pleasure at the end of May. This second video’s release date has yet to be determined.

I’ve heard of certain foods being aphrodisiacs, but Nicholas Cage seems to take diet choices to bit of an extreme. Apparently he only eats the meat of animals that have sex in a fashion he approves of. Ok, sure.



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Britney’s Next On “Glee”

You can’t discuss Madonna without mentioning Britney Spears, and vice-versa. After the successful Madonna tribute on Glee, as well as the album compilation The Power of Madonna, fans have taken it upon themselves to decide who they believe should be featured next on Glee.

They bombarded networking sites such as Twitter with the idea of a Britney Spears episode. Why not? Even the show’s creator Ryan Murphy thinks it’s a good idea. According to AHN, they’ve already talked to the popstar about it.

“She certainly would love to do it,” Ryan said. “And I think she’s phenomenally talented. And the kids and the cast certainly have a great connection to her. So maybe, yeah. We’re going to talk about it.”

If Britney says yes, fans will have to wait until this fall or spring next year. Producers want the Britney episode to coincide with the release of her upcoming seventh album.

I would love to see the Glee cast perform “Hit Me Baby One More Time” with Lea Michele doing Britney’s part from the original music video.

Which Britney Spears songs would you love to hear on Glee?

Photo from the Facebook page, “In Support of ‘Glee’ Making a Britney Spears Episode!”



Star Search Is Coming Back

Remember this talent show? It aired from 1983-2003, with its peak in the late ’80s and early ’90s. Back in the day when reality TV ceased to exist, viewers would sit on their couches to see which singers, dancers, and comedians would get the best ratings and win Star Search.

TV network ABC wants to revive the show and are looking modern-day judges to give the coveted 4-star ratings. They’ve approached former American Idol judge Paula Abdul to potentially join the show, but she reportedly demanded a hefty paycheck so no deal was made.

Paula Abdul American Idol 2010 Finale

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Paula Abdul: Nope, I’m not exactly going to go with this show. I really like your dress, though.

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