Celebrific Lowdown – May 17, 2010

In the "fake plastic women you probably don't want to see naked" dept, Rachel Itchypuss Uchitel will be au naturel for Playboy. Well in her case, au naturel means her plastic fantastic suit, thanks to a few surgeries. Itchypuss is the skank starf*cker mini-celebrity who … [Read more...]

Carrie Underwood To Have A Variety Show

Things are going good for this young country singer. I know she's releasing an album this month (or is it next month?), and now there's news that she will be starring in a variety TV show. Co-stars include Brad Paisley, Dolly Parton, and David Cook. … [Read more...]