http://www.celebrific.com/scientology-south-park/ Tracking Celebrities in Their Native Habitat Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:48:55 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 http://www.celebrific.com/scientology-south-park/#comment-42378 Jennifer Lopez Wallpaper Sat, 15 Aug 2009 10:39:18 +0000 http://www.celebrific.com/scientology-south-park/#comment-42378 I love Jennifer Lopez. Badly she is not my Girlfriend :). I love Jennifer Lopez. Badly she is not my Girlfriend .

]]> http://www.celebrific.com/scientology-south-park/#comment-32691 Sarah Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:28:02 +0000 http://www.celebrific.com/scientology-south-park/#comment-32691 Most scientologist are too fuckin' stupid to realize they are too fuckin stupid. They think giving thousands of dollars to the church will give them brain and suck less hahahaha xD Most scientologist are too fuckin’ stupid to realize they are too fuckin stupid. They think giving thousands of dollars to the church will give them brain and suck less hahahaha xD

]]> http://www.celebrific.com/scientology-south-park/#comment-16441 All About the GQ Cruise, Tom That Is - Celebrific Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:38:00 +0000 http://www.celebrific.com/scientology-south-park/#comment-16441 [...] Scientologists John Travolta & Kelly Preston encourage the young Katie Holmes to embrace the Scientology church’s doctrine of a silent [...] [...] Scientologists John Travolta & Kelly Preston encourage the young Katie Holmes to embrace the Scientology church’s doctrine of a silent [...]

]]> http://www.celebrific.com/scientology-south-park/#comment-49 Oh My God, They Killed Chef! South Park Exacts Revenge - Celebrific Thu, 23 Mar 2006 21:25:15 +0000 http://www.celebrific.com/scientology-south-park/#comment-49 [...] As is turns out, instead of Chef joining the “Adventure Club”, he joined the “Super Adventure Club” who’s mission is to travel the crevices of the world and have sex with little boys.  After realizing this folly, the boys take Chef to a physiatrist (oh no, Tom!) who confirms the boys’ fears and states that their friend has been brainwashed by the adventure club.  They then proceed to take Chef to a strip club to see if they can jog his “memory” for the ladies, he does indeed regain his strong sense of heterosexuality but only after seeing a fat-stacked black woman take to the pole. [...] [...] As is turns out, instead of Chef joining the “Adventure Club”, he joined the “Super Adventure Club” who’s mission is to travel the crevices of the world and have sex with little boys.  After realizing this folly, the boys take Chef to a physiatrist (oh no, Tom!) who confirms the boys’ fears and states that their friend has been brainwashed by the adventure club.  They then proceed to take Chef to a strip club to see if they can jog his “memory” for the ladies, he does indeed regain his strong sense of heterosexuality but only after seeing a fat-stacked black woman take to the pole. [...]

]]> http://www.celebrific.com/scientology-south-park/#comment-45 M. Night Shamalan Set to Creep Kids Out with ‘Lady in the Water’ - Celebrific Thu, 23 Mar 2006 15:41:42 +0000 http://www.celebrific.com/scientology-south-park/#comment-45 [...] Shyamalan is releasing a children’s book June 21 entitled “Lady in the Water“.  The book was originally written as a bedtime story for his children and is now publishing the picture book as well as releasing a film of the same name.  It is interesting to ponder the parenting of M. Night, it’s like trying to imagine Stephen King tucking in the kids at night. [...] [...] Shyamalan is releasing a children’s book June 21 entitled “Lady in the Water“.  The book was originally written as a bedtime story for his children and is now publishing the picture book as well as releasing a film of the same name.  It is interesting to ponder the parenting of M. Night, it’s like trying to imagine Stephen King tucking in the kids at night. [...]

]]> http://www.celebrific.com/scientology-south-park/#comment-42 The Slimming Kelly Osbourne - Celebrific Wed, 22 Mar 2006 15:00:58 +0000 http://www.celebrific.com/scientology-south-park/#comment-42 [...] I understand the predicament Kelly must be in, however, I think we may need a good fat person role model, Kirstie Alley just isn’t doing it for me. [...] [...] I understand the predicament Kelly must be in, however, I think we may need a good fat person role model, Kirstie Alley just isn’t doing it for me. [...]

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