“The judge says that it’s going to be a no-frills thing and that is ridiculous. She is totally going to get special treatment.”

“As a matter of fact, I heard that to make her feel more comfortable in prison, the guards are going to paint the bars to look like penises. I think it’s wrong, too. I just worry that she’s going to break her teeth on those things.”

~Sarah Silverman at the 2007 MTV Movie Awards, commenting on Paris Hilton’s jail sentence

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