Lindsay Lohan’s “girlfriend” Samantha Ronson may be surgically attached to the troubled actress but that doesn’t mean she’s turned lesbo.

According to The Sun, Lohan said that Ronson is the only girl she’ll go for and that if things don’t work out with her then she’ll date guys again.

Hmm, a non-commital lesbian.

Jennifer Hudson’s seven-year-old nephew Julian King is still missing after he was abducted by the man who killer her mother and brother.

In efforts to retrieve her nephew, Hudson has offered a $100,000 reward for any information that would lead to his recovery.

Our prayers are with Jennifer and her family.

You just know that sordid details of a marriage will come out when a divorce is heating up.

According to reports, Madonna had to pencil in sex with ex-hubby Guy Ritchie in her planner. She is reportedly so busy that everything has to have a schedule — going to the gym, going to Kabbalah meetings and boinking her husband.

Congrats to SNL regular Amy Poehler! She recently gave birth to her and husband Will Arnett’s first child, Archie Arnett. It’s a good thing too since in last week’s SNL episode, Amy looked like she was about to burst.

Tragic news.

Jennifer Hudson’s mother and brother were found in their Chicago home shot to death and Hudson’s seven year old nephew is missing, apparently kidnapped by the assailant, William Balfour.

Balfour has reportedly been arrested already but the whereabouts of the nephew is still not known.

The law has finally caught up with Anne Hathaway’s criminal ex-boyfriend.

Raffaello Follieri was sentenced to four and half years in prison as a result for pleading guilty to 14 counts of wire fraud, money laundering, and conspiracy.

I wonder how many inmates will make Raffaello their bitch.

Halle Berry and her boyfriend, model Gabriel Aubry, are slowly settling their new family in more private digs.

The two reportedly bought a house in St. Hippolyte in Quebec, the place where Aubry grew up.

Isn’t it so sweet?

Romance has been rekindled between Mandy Moore and recent plane crash survivor DJ AM. The two former lovers decided to resume their relationship partly because of DJ AM’s accident. Apparently, the accident put things into perspective for both people.

Ah, sweet love!

Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend Justin Gaston has been sold to the press as this clean, young gentleman. But the pictures that recently came out of an obviously drunk Justin, taking pictures without his top on with other men and dry humping one guy belies the truth.

Lindsay Lohan still can’t keep it together. It was reported that her diva-like behavior in the Ugly Betty set has cost her the gig. Instead of six episodes, she will now only appear in four.

Some of the complaints leveled at her included going to the set with a big entourage, smoking like a chimney in her dressing room, and refusing to go on the set unless Ugly Betty star America Ferrara is already there first.

Bad decision, Lindsay.

Hulk Hogan’s family is one of those tragic victims of fleeting fame.

Just take for example his ex-wife Linda. She recently separated from Hulk and then shacked up with an 18 year old boy who went to the same school her 19 year old son also went to. The textbook Cougar and her prey are still at it up to now.

The divorce papers haven’t even been finalized yet but Guy Ritchie seems to have already moved on.

There are talks that he is now seeing the star of his Sherlock Holmes movie. Brit actress Kelly Reilly is really a looker so it’s not too far fetched that Ritchie will fall for her.

We’ve recently reported that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have reunited.

But reports are now starting to come out that as part of Aniston’s condition to take back Mayer, she made him promise that they will get married.

Is there such a term as a shotgun proposal?

Lindsey Lohan’s past keeps coming back to bite her in the ass.

She is being sued by the three people in the SUV that she drove while drunk as she tried to chase her assistant. This real-life stupidity/story happened last year.

Britney Spears gets another break on her long road back to normalcy.

The courts have declared a mistrial for her driving without a California license case. The decision was arrived at after just three days of deliberations.

Hope this fuels Brit to really try and regain her life back.

We got information in the ongoing divorce proceedings between Madonna and Guy Ritchie.

Reports have it that the director will get $60 million, their Ashcombe home, and the Punchbowl club (which was originally Ritchie’s anyway).

Madonna is reportedly livid and has been heard saying that Ritchie is a gold digger. I for one don’t think so, what he’s asking for is chump change when compared to the demands of the real gold digger Heather Mills.

Controversial comedienne Sarah Silverman reportedly got booed off the stage during her debut London performance.

The ire of the London audience reportedly stemmed from Silverman’s short 40-minute routine. Apparently, they were expecting a lot more for the tickets they paid. The situation was not helped by her reluctance to attend a Q&A after her performance.

Don’t let fame get to your head, girl.

Paris Hilton is moving!

According to reports, the “reformed” party girl has set her eyes on London as her new permanent home. She recently taped her new TV show Paris Hilton’s My New BBF (that’s British Best Friend) in London and she has reportedly fallen in love with the city. She said that she wants to move permanently there.

I’m sure Americans will breathe a collective sigh of relief if it does happen.

David Duchovny is getting into a lot of controversy this past couple of months.

There are now rumors that he is having an affair with his 28-year-old tennis instructor, Hungarian-born Edit Pakay. But Pakay has gone on record to say that the rumors are false.

We’ll see if they’ll keep denying in the months to come.

The man who started the 10 worst dressed list is dead.

Mr. Blackwell, the onetime designer and actor, who made a name for himself by putting out a list of the worst dressed women each year and doing it in a delightfully bitchy way has passed away.

He will be missed.