Posted by MrAlmostWrong as AnnaLynne McCord at 3:10 PM PST on Jan, 18 2010

For the most part I have always found AnnaLynne McCord attractive. It’s amazing how much one picture can change all of that. She has that exotic, bad girl looking going on that does it for a lot of guys, including myself and she still has that in this picture. Unfortunately, she also some very bad skin being covered up by some very bad makeup. Is she looking to star in Mannequin IV: The Statue of Medusa?
I’m always amazed at how these people can make millions, have an entourage with them at all times, and still show up looking like crap. It defies all odds. I mean, when I show up to the karaoke bar and only order beer that comes in a can, people know what to expect of me and how I should look. Let me rephrase that, people are surprised if I am even walking in with my underwear. That is how I feel about some of these celebs, they gotta know the camera flashes are going to reveal everything they are trying to hide and yet they continue to push it.
She is only 22 so we can only hope that her next red carpet splash isn’t so traumatic. I’m sure she will look back at those awkward high school years and laugh. Or maybe she won’t because this isn’t high school and she isn’t broke anymore. I feel sorry for whoever she slept with that night because her face is implanted on their pillowcase for life now. It is staring back at him wondering if he will call.
Interesting tactic AnnaLynne. I underestimated you.
Posted by Kate Alvarez as Awards & Accolades, Golden Globes, Michael C. Hall at 2:09 AM PST on Jan, 18 2010
The Dexter actor was all smiles at the recent Golden Globe Awards as he accepted the award for best actor in a drama. It was his first public appearance since he revealed a few days ago that he is battling cancer.
The 38-year-old revealed last week that he has been diagnosed with Hodgkin’s lymphoma, but it was discovered in a treatable and curable stage. His spokesman, Craig Bankey, said that the actor’s cancer is in remission and he will continue scheduled treatments.
Congratulations on winning the award, Michael, and we’re hoping for your speedy recovery!
Posted by Kate Alvarez as Awards & Accolades, Golden Globes, Jane Lynch, Lea Michele, Matthew Morrison at 2:01 AM PST on Jan, 18 2010
No surprise there. Glee took home the award for best musical or comedy television series, beating veteran shows as The Office, 30 Rock, and Entourage at the recent Golden Globe Awards.
Although the hit Fox show bagged the biggest award that night, it didn’t win three other awards that its cast members were nominated for. Leah Michele, who was nominated as best actress in a musical or comedy series lost to Toni Colette from The United States of Tara. Jane Lynch, who was nominated as best supporting actress, lost to Chloe Sevigny of Big Love. Matthew Morrison lost the best actor award to Alec Baldwin of 30 Rock.
“Thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press and Miss Barbara Streisand,” said Glee creator Ryan Murphy in his acceptance speech, with the cast celebrating behind him. “We would like to thank all the wonderful people who actually thought a musical would work on primetime television.”
Congratulations, Gleeks!
View the highlights and complete list of winners here.
Posted by Kate Alvarez as Awards & Accolades, Christina Aguilera, Golden Globes, Heidi Klum, Lea Michele, Penelope Cruz at 1:52 AM PST on Jan, 18 2010
A little rain (okay, it did pour heavily) didn’t stop the celebrities from strutting their gowns at yesterday’s Golden Globe Awards. Here are my top five choices for best dressed.

It’s refreshing to see that instead of her usual short skirts and petite dresses, Glee’s Lea Michele caught our attention with this long Oscar de la Renta number.

I wonder how Kate Hudson kept her fabulous structured Marchesa dress and Casadei pumps from getting drenched and muddy.

Christina Aguilera’s Versace peach chiffon gown with a unique metallic bodice stood out from other peach-hued gowns I spotted that night.

Penelope Cruz, nominated for her role in Nine, accessorized her glamorous Giorgio Armani Privé black lace gown with Chopard diamonds.

This Roberto Cavalli fishtail gown accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz jewels made Heidi Klum the night’s freshest catch.
Those designers should’ve made matching couture umbrellas to match the stars’ ensembles!
View the highlights and complete list of winners here.
Posted by Kate Alvarez as Dwayne Johnson at 1:45 AM PST on Jan, 18 2010
In just a few days, The Tooth Fairy will hit the cinemas. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson plays the lead role, only this time he’s a minor league hockey player whose nickname comes from his mean habit of knocking off opposing players’ teeth.
He takes his bad guy image a step further by discouraging kids from pursuing their dreams. The mother of all tooth fairies, Julie Andrews, sentences him to one week of hard labor as—you guessed it—a real tooth fairy.
Hey, I’m all for magical fantasy-comedy movies. I was a kid once and I, too, was a sucker for these types of flicks. But excuse me while I snicker a bit at the hilarious fairy wings that Dwayne puts on.
Remember, he started out as a WWF wrestler. He succumbed to the glittering world of Hollywood movies when, other than cameos, he starred in blockbusters such as The Scorpion King and The Mummy Returns. He started softening up when he took on family-oriented movies such as Race to Witch Mountain and Get Smart.
Oh well, the 37-year-old retired wrestler refuses to be called “The Rock” anymore. “When a family film is done well, there’s a character that every member of the audience can relate to,” he said to USA Today in a dated interview. “I want to be one of those guys. I never wanted to be pigeonholed as the athlete who acted or the wrestler who did action movies.”

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson went from this…
Still, I can’t help but miss his good old shirtless days.
Posted by Kate Alvarez as Cameron Diaz, Steve Carell, Tina Fey, Tom Cruise at 1:35 AM PST on Jan, 18 2010
I’ve been ecstatically waiting to see Steve Carell and Tina Fey’s Date Night, so when I saw the trailer of Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz’s Knight And Day, I couldn’t help but give an unimpressed smirk.
Knight And Day is coming out on July 2…
…while Date Night is coming out on April 9.
Another spy movie spoof? While Tom Cruise is the king of me-against-the-world action flicks, the tandem of Steve Carell and Tina Fey will undoubtedly reign the comedy department. And since both spy movies are aiming for the funnies, my money’s on Date Night.
Posted by MrAlmostWrong as Dania Ramirez at 8:43 PM PST on Jan, 15 2010
For the first time ever, someone has become a double of the day on Celebrific. Dania Ramirez was called a underratd hottie back in the day and now she is still an underrated hottie. Not like she could change much in a month, but hell maybe this will propel her to new heights. The Queen of England should knight her or something, she would become Dame Dania Ramirez.
The DDR of the real world. How unbelievable is that? In fact if she doesn’t implement this immediately I think we should go to war with England. Screw Afghanistan and Iraq, we need to focus on England if they don’t make this happen.
I think it has something to do with her eyes. They are weapons of mass destruction and none of our men need to die in our war with England. Dania just needs to go to New York and look across the Atlantic Ocean and boom the whole island is gone. They gave us Beckham for crying out loud and we didn’t even ask for him. Then Beckham leaves and takes Victoria with him leaving us with nothing.
Man this has got me all fired up and I need to join Dania on the front line. I won’t let her fight alone and although I won’t be doing any real fighting I will be doing my part by holding her butt. That is what soldiers do, protect and serve.
Posted by MrAlmostWrong as Celebrities at 8:12 PM PST on Jan, 15 2010
I have to give myself credit, this might the wittiest title I have ever come up with. Every week I write something great and I think to myself that there is no chance that I can ever top it, but then BAAAAAAAAM there I go again. I’m half-man, I’m half-amazing. Wait, is that name already taken because if it is I feel as though I need to lay claim to it. I’m sure you will agree to it once you read the rest of this entry because the amazinglyness of myself will come out.
What a great way to introduce myself to the world. Yeah, I’m 29 years old, but the world doesn’t really know me yet. Well they are getting to know it now because this is the greatest platform in the world to express one’s feelings. Um, feelings? Yeah I have a crush on Diane Kruger because she is a great cook.
That is the hottest thing in the world to me. You don’t even have to create a lot of things, just bacon. Bacon is a wonderful thing and its smell is sex to me. That is why I don’t have any kids now because bacon doesn’t make kids.
I’m working with a doctor to fix that.
Posted by MrAlmostWrong as Amber Valetta at 8:02 PM PST on Jan, 15 2010
Transporter 2 and Hitch were made tolerable because of her. It’s not like she is the type of woman that is always hot, she is the type of woman that sometimes blows your mind in a way that I can’t describe. Ah heck, I might be saying stuff that doesn’t make sense, but that is what this woman does to me. I am Amber.
No, I really mean that sometimes I dress like Amber in a way that makes me look sexier than Amber. You should see how I look in my Victoria’s Secret line of clothing or maybe you shouldn’t. The photos would be compromising and I could lose my job. Losing my job is my life…during the day. During the day I am passionate about my writing and that is why you feel the pride seeping through the words on this page.
I am the greatest writer of Amber that you will ever see. In fact, I might be the only writer of Amber and that isn’t a slight against her, it simply is the way things are. She deserves more than that, not because I’m not awesome, but because I can only reach 90% of the people in the world.
Welcome to Amber’s world.
Posted by MrAlmostWrong as Katie Lohmann at 6:53 PM PST on Jan, 15 2010
I’m going to post this because I am eating a pizza. You claim that this has nothing to do with anything, but I claim that this definitely has something to do with everything. In fact, you probably know more about what type of pizza I am eating than you do of what Katie Lohmann does. She is indeed an actress and I use that term loosely because if you happened to know what she has acted in then you would understand even less about her.
She seems to be the permanent extra type of actress. Hey, you gotta follow your dream somehow right? Okay, okay she is actually more of a model than actress. She does things like the Lingerie Bowls that you pretend you don’t watch during the Super Bowl. This is the part of the program where the ladies yell at me for not posting more pics and the guys wonder how I could be so superficial. You think I have that backwards? Well I know women and I especially know women like Lohmann. I consider it my specialty.
I know it can be a shock to the system to meet someone that has a specialty that involves understanding half-clothed women like Katie, but that is how I function. I don’t know if I was born with this specialty or it was through the government testing program that all of this happened, but I don’t care.
I love donuts.
Posted by MrAlmostWrong as Celebrities at 6:35 PM PST on Jan, 15 2010
I think something is wrong when you have a name that uses the same letter for both your first name and last name. I’m going to call you a weirdo, you weirdo. Now if you have a name that aims to confuse others you are really a weirdo. Ginnifer shouldn’t be Ginnifer, it should be Jennifer. Her parents have tricked us by giving her a hand off name.
You see I truly believe that if she was a Jennifer, although a very common name, she would have starred in more blockbusters and her career would’ve blasted off a lot sooner. She is a star in Big Love on HBO now, but could you imagine if she was Jennifer?
She could’ve been the t-rex in Jurassic Park. She could’ve been the bad robot in I, Robot. I mean the possibilities are endless. However having a name like Ginnifer could be a good thing. It’s unique and it is important to be a unique person in this world of conformity.
So we need a nickname for Goodwin so she can be even weirder. I’m thinking GG or Gin&Tonic. With the second one though you can’t say ‘Gin and Tonic’ you have to say ‘gin ampersand tonic’. The makes it at least ten times cooler so she can thank me later for it.
Seriously, thank me Ginnifer! Badlose.
Posted by Kate Alvarez as Anne Hathaway, Awards & Accolades at 4:06 AM PST on Jan, 15 2010
The Ivy League university will bestow its Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year award on the 27-year-old actress at a parade and ceremony on January 28, Reuters reported.
Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Theatricals is America’s oldest undergraduate drama troupe, and they have recognized Anne for “ her contribution to entertainment.”
According to The Harvard Crimson student newspaper, she was chosen because of the variety roles she played onscreen and on the stage. Anne’s bustling resume includes The Princess Diaries (2001), Ella Enchanted (2004), Brokeback Mountain (2005), The Devil Wears Prada (2006), Bride Wars (2009), and the upcoming Alice in Wonderland.
Past Woman of the Year awardees include: Renee Zellweger, Halle Berry, Susan Sarandon, Ella Fitzgerald and Lauren Bacall. The award was first given in 1951 to English actress and comedian Gertrude Lawrence.
Congratulations, Anne!
Posted by Kate Alvarez as Performances / Events, Taylor Momsen, The Hottest at 3:49 AM PST on Jan, 15 2010
Take whiff of the new VS scent, just in time for Valentine’s Day. Their website describes it as “Wild at heart. A punk princess. Rock chick meets très chic in this rebellious riff on vivid plum, hypnotic violet and sensual vanilla, the latest addition to our glamorous Sexy Little Things fragrance collection.”
I would’ve thought they were describing a Gossip Girl character. Well, lo and behold! Actress Taylor Momsen, wearing a rock chick outfit, hosted the Love Rocks launch held at Victoria’s Secret Soho store just last night.
She showed off the perfume’s rock ‘n roll packaging: a bold red lacquer bottle adorned with tattoo-inspired graphics, and a removable black leatherette rosette that you can throw on as an accessory. I want one of those!
Posted by Kate Alvarez as Michael Kors, Nina Garcia, Tim Gunn at 3:33 AM PST on Jan, 15 2010
New York City’s Seventh Avenue will no longer be called 7th Avenue—at least every Thursday. In an effort to resuscitate the ailing garment industry, Manhattan is temporarily renaming Seventh Avenue as “Project Runway Avenue.”
Tim Gunn, Nina Garcia, and Michael Kors led the renaming of Seventh Avenue/Project Runway Avenue last Wednesday in honor of the reality show’s return to New York City.
Project Runway wrapped up its sixth season in L.A. and has returned to its original home in New York. “New York City and the Fashion District represent the best and most creative elements of the global fashion industry, so we are excited that Project Runway has come home to its rightful place,” Fashion Center BID President Barbara Randall said at the ceremony.
Kate: “Yo taxi, could you take me to Project Runway?”
Taxi Driver: “Where?!”
Kate: “Oh wait, it’s Friday, so just take me to Seventh Avenue.”
Posted by Kate Alvarez as Vanessa Paradis at 3:20 AM PST on Jan, 15 2010
Johnny Depp’s other half is working on another project with Chanel. French singer and actress Vanessa Paradis is the face behind Chanel’s new Rouge Coco lipstick campaign.
According to InStyle, the Rouge Coco collection of 30 lipsticks will be available in March. “Vanessa has been very linked to the house over the years, and she represents a young, sophisticated woman who we also believe will be the consumer for Rouge Coco,” said Andrea D’Avack, president of Chanel Fragrance & Beauté.
As we excitedly wait for the TV and print ads to come out, check out the behind-the-scenes photos here. Who would believe she’s already 37 years old?
Posted by Kate Alvarez as Steve Carell, Tina Fey at 3:01 AM PST on Jan, 15 2010
1. Steve Carell and Tina Fey. Having these two comedians in one movie is like winning a free iPod with your 1,000 of your favorite songs already programmed in it.
2. It’s a spy movie that’s not trying outdo other spy movies. The formula is too familiar, anyway—impossibly high-tech gadgets, sexy co-stars, the dashing James Bond suit, wining and dining with goons, weird accents, and lots of spoofed action. The only difference is that this spy movie has Steve Carell and Tina Fey, so you know it’s going to leave you in stitches.
3. Hotties galore! Director Shawn Levy enlisted the help of James Franco, Kristen Wiig, Mila Kunis, and Mark Wahlberg in this flick, but none of them could dare steal the spotlight from the SNL couple.
Date Night will be in theaters on April 9.
Posted by MrAlmostWrong as Hyori Lee at 4:02 PM PST on Jan, 14 2010
Asian hotties are celebrities. That might be the most simple statement ever, but it is also the most true statement you will read this minute. Hyori Lee is even cuter than Hwang Mi Hee and Hwang is pretty damn cute.
If these Asians wish to fight out over the title of Miss International of the Year then I am all for a bit of competition. Should we setup a round of events for them? Unlike Hwang, Lee is actually a celebrity in Korea. She is the highest selling single female artist in the history of history, which says a lot about her talents.
Here is a music video of her’s and I’m pretty sure it will convince you as to why she is the Hot Asian of the Day:
What? That video didn’t convince you at all? Well I hope you at least enjoyed the terrible hair that she was sporting. It takes guts to go all out like that. Props to you Hyori. Props.
Posted by MrAlmostWrong as Taylor Swift at 3:25 PM PST on Jan, 14 2010
She was named the upcoming of the year by yours truly. However, the only title she seems to be earning so far this year is clown of the year with her ridiculous makeup and wardrobe choices here. Maybe that is how teenagers roll today. They go around wearing what they believe is cool clothing, only to look back later and realize how outrageous they look.
Most people would consider outrageous to be a good thing, but indeed it isn’t. Why else would the word out be in outrageous if it wasn’t meant to be a totally ridiculous thing? When something makes perfect sense then you must understand that the likelihood of it being true is actually false.
Oh and she is single now, but would you really want to date her? I mean it is cool to date the goodie goodie girl because behind the scenes they actually turn out to be the freakier girls, but she might actually be the goodie goodie queen. I mean, you would figure the tooth fairy would be a bit rowdier than this chick and believe me, it takes a lot of Patron shots to get the tooth fairy to do what you really want.
I can’t tell you the size of the last bar tab we had and she didn’t even offer to pay for it. Something about needing the money to put under some kid’s pillow or something. Like I would believe anyone had a job like that, what do I look like? The Easter bunny? Stupid tooth fairy.
Posted by MrAlmostWrong as Hilary Duff at 2:54 PM PST on Jan, 14 2010
I mean the only way you can be it is if you know how to strut and she is definitely strutting it right now. I’m not even going to bother going into detail of what it is because then that would require a whole new expectation of things and we would just feel like we are getting no where with this whole description. I’m sure you understand my reasoning with this as you always do because you just so happen to be that type of understanding person.
Remember when Hilary Duff was really really hot though? It was around the time when she still wasn’t 18 and I’m not saying that to be a perv, but have you see anyone, besides Lindsay Lohan, intentionally unhot themselves before they reached 30? Yeah, I’m being dead serious when I say unhot because that is the only explanation for what has been done here.
I can’t explain it quite specifically when looking at these pics, but she doesn’t have…wait…dammit…she doesn’t have it anymore. After I just claimed she is it, now I am saying she doesn’t have it anymore. I can’t seem to make up my mind. This is certainly a problem that needs some correcting.
I’m going to have to hit the drawing board all over again to get this one sorted out so stay tuned later.
