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Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen Dior Show Pictures


Twin sisters Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen look tighter than ever at the Dior show.  Looks like the girls can’t get enough of each other’s company.  Must be a nice thing to have a sister with you through the whole Hollywood experience.

But no matter how much time goes by, they’ll always be the Full House girls to us.


Paris Hilton Tao Butt Pictures


I can’t help butt to think back to high school when I look at these not-really-unexpected pictures of Paris Hilton.  I think of high school not because of a personal catwalk experience, butt because Paris Hilton reminds me of a gril in my class that was mentally handicapped & liked to show all the boys what was under her dress.

And I guess in a way that description fits Paris her on the catwalk at Tao.

Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn Break-Up

jennifer-ansiton-vince-vaughn-split-10-4-2006.jpgThe Vince Vaughn & Jennifer Aniston era is over, the break-up now official.  Gosh, everything is official today, Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott’s pregnancy & now this. 

After weeks & weeks of distance, the Aniston / Vaughn relationship ax fell the week of September 9.  A source close to Vince said the split happened just before he left for London to work on a holiday movie with Joe Clause.

“It’s not common knowledge, but we’re not together anymore,” Vince told his pal on September 13.  The source went on to say that Jennifer & Vince broke-up over the phone in a long conversation.

“We’ve split up,” Vince is reported to have said.
Team Aniston confirms, saying, “They’re 100 percent done.”

Soon after the telephone break-up, Vaughn cancelled plans for Aniston to visit him in London for a September 23 party.

What went wrong, and dear me, what happened to that $500,000, 9.5-carat canary yellow diamond Vince picked out for Jen?

Either way, it’s just too bad.  I thought they were a great match.


Tori Spelling& Dean McDermott Confirm Pregnancy

dean-tori-spelling-pregnant-10-4-2006.jpgWell, the new has finally been confirmed, Tori Spelling isn’t just getting fat, she’s pregnant.  I think Tori needs some joy in her life anyway, with her father Aaron dying in June & that oh-so-bitter war between her & her crazy mom Candy, Tori needs some happiness.

According to a Us Weekly exclusive, the 33-year-old Spelling & her 39-year-old husband of five months Dean McDermott, are having a baby.  Tori is more than three months along & is due in early spring.  Baby Watch 2007 beware!

“Dean and I are thrilled to be expecting our first child together,” Tori stated.

“I can’t wait to be a mom!”

McDermott already has a son, Jack and an adopted daughter Lola, 1 from his marriage to Mary Jo Eustace.  The adoption papers for Lola were just completed when McDermott left Eustace for Tori.  Ouch.

What I’m wondering is whether mom Candy will be a part of her grandchild’s life, I’m going with no.  At least this works in the favor of Tori, a final screw you to her mom?  Dear me, the Spellings have always been an odd bunch.
Tori said earlier in the year, “When I met Dean, I realized what it would be like to create a life that is part him, part me, but pure love.”’

Well at least she’s got the creation part anyway…



Kevin Federline’s ‘CSI’ Fannysmackin’ Debut

k-fed-10-4-2006.jpgIt makes so much sense that Kevin Federline would guest-star on a CSI called “Fannysmackin’.”  K-Fed was cast in the role of “Punk” who harassed investigators Nick & Warrick. 

One of his line?  “I didn’t see nuthin’, brah!”

Truly it was a masterpiece, a must-see, a will-never-forget moment.  Yeah, right.

When originally asked how K-Fed felt when contacted by CSI to play the part, Kevin stated, “I pissed in my pants!”

Yep, that’s our Kevin.



Kate Winslet Takes a Year Off Acting to be a Mom

kate-winslet-10-3-2006.jpgActress Kate Winslet has decided to give up her acting career for a year to be with her children.  Winslet recently came to this decision while working on the film Little Children, in which a mother is emotionally & physically disconnected from her child.

“It was very trying to play a mother who basically couldn’t feel close to or look after the needs of her child,” Winslet stated.

“It was disturbing to put myself into that woman’s head and it made me all the more aware of my own responsibilities as a mother.  It was such a cathartic experience to portray somebody who can’t cope with her life that it reminded me how much I need my own children.”

“That’s why I’ve decided to take a year off to be with the kids and watch them grow and just enjoy the feeling of being very motherly.”

“I’ve done enough good work in my career not to be worried or torn about not working.”

Kate, who has made three films in the past year alone, will be able to take it easy in the following months.  Maybe she’ll have the best birthday ever this year, the actress turns 31 Thursday.



Happy 22nd Birthday to Ashlee Simpson


Happy birthday to you, the SNL song was taboo, but it looks like you’ve grown anew, so Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to the Chicago performer herself, Ashlee Simpson.  May you have an incredible 22nd birthday full of everything you love (nose jobs & lip synching), Ashlee!  

Mischa Barton Picture Corner- Which Mishca is Best?


The Celebrific Lowdown


Celebitchy:  Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher love their guns, how odd

Gossip or Truth:  Ivanka & Lance? 

I’m Not Obsessed:  Jennifer Lopez pregnancy pressure  

Mollygood:  Heidi Klum pregs pictures

PopSugar:  Give it a rest already: More Jessica Simpson & John Mayer rumors

Yeeeah:  Pamela Anderson loves being who she is

Bastardly:  Britney Spears & Justin Timberlake memories

Glitterati Gossip:  More on the Eva & Tony split

Egotastic:  Ha!  Cameron Diaz topless beach pictures


Matt Dillon Blasts President Bush Immigration Policies

matt-dillion-immigration-10-3-2006.jpg42-year-old Crash star Matt Dillon has blasted President George W. Bush’s administration’s immigration polices.  Dillon has accused the leader’s tactics of “denying everything that America stands for.”

Dillon went on to state that he believes that the Bush administration has forgotten the roots of the country and is stunned by plans to build an actual fence along the U.S. & Mexico border in order to curb illegal immigration to the States.

Dillon reveals, “If we deny other people coming to our country then we’re denying everything that America stands for.

“I feel that way especially with our neighbors in Mexico.

“It’s complicated. I don’t have a solution and I don’t pretend to have one.

“We’ve gone backward in many respects.”

I’m glad Matt Dillon has found something worthwhile to be passionate about.



Kate Moss & Pete Doherty Planning Ireland Wedding

kate-moss-pete-doherty-10-3-2006.jpgSupermodel Kate Moss & her Babyshambles frontman & addict Pete Doherty are rumored to be planning a wedding in Ireland- if Pete can stay conscious long enough for a ceremony, which I sincerely doubt.

The cocaine couple were originally looking into getting married on the grounds of Doherty’s beloved QPR football team, but no an Irish celebration it is.

Moss & Doherty recently performed together with Babyshambles at Dublin’s Music Factory and manager Eamonn Tucker had a chance to chat with the famous couple about their plans.

Tucker stated, “They’re very much in love and are planning to either get married here, or at least have their honeymoon in Ireland. They feel very at home here.

“She’s just a very sweet girl who’s very much in love with Pete. He makes her laugh and they’re looking forward to having children soon.”

WTF?  Moss & Doherty children?  Ye gods, that would be a nightmare!



OMG! Jennie Garth Pregnant Pictures


OMG, if I had walked past this happy family I would have never in a million years said that was Kelly Taylor from Beverly Hills: 90210.

As reported earlier, Jennie Garth & her actor husband Peter Facinelli welcomed a new baby into the fold. Fiona Eve Facinelli was born Saturday & joins sisters Luca Bella, 9 & Lola Ray, 3.

But, my oh my, this is no Brooke Burke beautiful, beaming pregnancy.


This Just In: Amanda Peet & David Benioff Wedding Pictures



Step by step, we here at Celebrific are trying to get the latest Amanda Peet & David Benioff wedding pictures.

Studio 60 actress Amanda Peet & Troy screenwriter David Benioff were married Saturday in New York City.  We’ve seen the beautiful kiss pictures, now say hello to the beautiful, stunning bride.

George Michael is Sober Pictures






George Michael & his car look sober enough as the pop veteran leaves his home in Highgate, North London & heads for a concert in Lyon, France.  Where I am sure we will hear of more drug infractions.

Michael was arrested (yet again) Sunday after another traffic violation that led to a suspicion-of-drug-use arrest.  The man needs help.  Maybe he & Pete Doherty can coach each other.  Yeah, right.  What do you think, is there any hope left?

Larry Birkhead Files Paternity Lawsuit for Anna Nicole Smith Baby


Larry Birkhead, the photojournalist claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby daughter, has filed court documents in order to establish paternity & obtain legal custody of the baby Dannie Lynn Hope.

After learning that Smith’s longtime attorney & now semi-husband Howard K. Stern is also claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole’s child, Birkhead decided to launch a paternity battle in California.

Birkhead stated “There’s no doubt in my mind that I want to resolve this and that’s the only way it’s going to happen.”

Dannie Lynn Hope, or as some are reporting- Dannilynn Hope, was born September 7 in the Bahamas, just three days before Anna Nicole’s son Daniel Wayne Smith died of a lethal combination of prescription drugs.


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Jennie Garth & Peter Facinelli Have Baby Girl



Former Beverly Hills:  90210 star Jennie Garth & her actor hubby Peter Facinelli welcomed a new baby girl to their family.  

Fiona Eve Facinelli was born Saturday at 6:30 am & weighed in at 7 pounds, 8 ounces.  Fiona joins two other girls, her sisters Luca Bella, 9 & Lola Ray, 3. 

34-year-old Garth & 32-year-old Facinelli married in 2001 in Santa Barbara, CA.

Garth, 34, and Facinelli, 32, married in 2001 in Santa Barbara, Calif.

When interviewed in 2002, Facinelli had nothing but good things to say about fatherhood, “I can’t imagine my life without my daughter. Whenever I have a bad day, I look in Luca’s eyes, and it makes it all go away.”


Bobby Brown Warrant for Child Support Payment

bobby-brown-mug-shot-10-3-2006.jpgIn Massachusetts Monday a family judge ordered 37-year-old Bobby Brown arrested after he failed to show up at a hearing regarding delinquent child support payments.

Brown’s lawyer stated that this is a “very difficult time” for Brown, whose wife Whitney Houston filed for separation last month after 14 years of crazyful marriage. 

“Whether or not he’s going through a divorce doesn’t negate the fact that he still owes child support relative to his two children that he had prior to his marriage,” responded Family Court Judge Paula Carey.

According to Kim Ward, the mother of the two children, says Brown owes two months of child support totaling, $11,000.  Wow, those kids must have a lot of Xbox games for that kind of money.

Brown’s attorney did not say where Bobby is currently residing, although all Celebrific readers know this.  I think they ought to check the home of Superhead Karrine Steffans if they want to find the Bobster. 

Poor Bobby Brown, he had such a lucrative career in the 80s, a cocaine-ridden marriage to Whitney & now the poor lad is penniless without the Houston to get his back.  Well, hopefully Superhead can give him a leg up, and maybe a little more too.



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