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Celebrity Sheer Fall Fashion

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It looks like the in thing this fall season is sheer.  Well, we all know Lindsay Lohan’s been at that style for a while, but let’s do it up a little more classy. 

As you can see Gwyneth Paltrow, Nicole Kidman, LL & Nicole Richie are doing it up sheer.

Thanks to The Celeb Life for the pics & style news.

Mel Gibson’s Daughter Hannah Marries Kenny Wayne Shepherd

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This just in- Mel Gibson’s eldest daughter Hannah Gibson married platinum-selling guitarist Kenny Wayne Shepherd in a super secret & super Latin ceremony this weekend.

The blissful ceremony took place at Gibson’s very own church, the Holy Family Catholic Church, on his $2 million estate in Malibu.  Interestingly, the Catholic Church does not recognize or support Gibson’s church, probably better for them that way.

The wedding was performed entirely in Latin, as most of Mel’s masses are.  Wow.  I wouldn’t know what I was saying ‘I do’ to, but maybe that’s the way the Mel wants it.

Thanks to Perez Hilton for the pic & juicy news!

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The Celebrific Lowdown

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Just Jared:  Nicole Richie & Brody Jenner snuggle what’s left of Richie’s body

Hollywood Tuna:  Victoria Posh Beckham nip slip

Jossip:  Ashton Kutcher is the man

Celebitchy:  Did Cameron Diaz kick Justin Timberlake to the relationship curb?

Gossip or Truth:  Ha!  Dog the Bounty Hunter arrested

PopSugar:  Studio 60 review

IDLYITW:  Rachel McAdams nip slip

PITNB:  Katie Holmes- the hottest soccer mom

Perez Hilton:  Nicole Richie eats

Mollygood:  Justin Timberlake video spoof

Egotastic:  Lindsay Lohan’s hellish weekend

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Larry Birkhead Father of Anna Nicole Smith Baby

Breaking News: Anna Nicole Smith Dead

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Larry Birkhead, the self-proclaimed father of Anna Nicole Smith’s newborn daughter (paternity test in the future?), says Anna Nicole ran away to the Bahamas to give birth to get away from him.

The celebrity photographer & journalist dated the Playboy playmate for an on-and-off again two years. Birkhead also stated that Smith forced him to keep his parental status a secret and ran off to the Caribbean to have their child.

“I’ve never had a person take off and run away from me, especially to another country,” Birkhead revealed.

“I found out through friends” (that the baby was born), Birkhead said.

“I’ve had to stay glued to the TV. The reason why, I was told, she went to the Bahamas was, I guess if a baby is born in the Bahamas and the mother is a resident of the Bahamas, I think it would be harder for a father who wanted to participate in a baby’s life to be able to do so,” he added.

Larry says he longs to see both mother & child and he’s even taken infant-care classes and child CPR classes to prepare for his possible dad experience.

Well, if that’s true, you gotta hand it to him. It looks like he’s dedicated enough to be a daddy.

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Anna Nicole Smith’s Son Daniel Wayne Autopsy ‘Inconclusive’

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Anna Nicole Smith is seeking a second autopsy on her son Daniel Wayne, as the first autopsy has so far yielded no cause of his unexpected death.

Two weeks ago 20-year-old Daniel Wayne Smith was visiting Anna Nicole in the Bahamas after she had given birth to a baby daughter when he tragically & suddenly died in bed.

Anna Nicole hired independent forensic pathologist Cyril Wecht who has examined the remains and is asking for more time to conduct further tests.

Wecht has so far ruled out heart disease, a stroke or foul play, despite rumors of raised voices coming from the room Daniel died.

Speaking after the autopsy Wecht stated ”I don’t find anything that would cause me to believe there is something in terms of some traumatic injury that was inflicted, or somebody having done something to him in some cryptic manner that could not be observed.”

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Lindsay Lohan Wrist Fracture Update

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Looks like Lindsay Lohan is in a hurry to get somewhere.  Watch out honey, or it will be hospitalization #3.

Lohan fractured her wrist Friday after falling down at Milk Studios in New York.  The teen queen seems to be recuperating quite nicely as she rushes off to the latest party.

 

 

Gwen Stefani Picture Corner

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Gwen Stefani & Baby Kingston Fashion Week 2007

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Baby Kingston James McGregor Rossdale has come out of the closet.  Mom Gwen Stefani brought Kingston to Fashion Week 2007 for all of us to coo over.

Gwen is backstage at L.A.M.B. getting ready for the big show.  And doesn’t Kingston look handsome?  Daddy Gavin must have had something to do with that, eh?

So happy for the lovely family.

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Baby Violet Photos

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And speaking of baby Violet, here she is now with Alias mom Jennifer Garner.  No matter what she does or what she wears, Jen is always a cutie.

Violet is quickly reaching her first birthday coming up in December.  They grow up so fast…  No wonder Ben Affleck has wizened up a bit.

Pics via:  PopSugar

Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized, Again

lindsay-lohan-hospitalized-again.jpgTeen queen Lindsay Lohan was hospitalized, again.

Apparently Lohan is still learning how to walk & was rushed to the hospital Friday after falling and fracturing her wrist.  We need an accident policy on the girl. 

The Georgia Rule actress was taken to St. Vincent’s hospital in New York after she slipped and fell at Milk Studios during a New York Fashion Week event. 

Lohan fractured her wrist in two places when she fell at Milk while walking in an outdoor area while wearing flat boots.  Maybe the Mork & Mindy gold boots?

Lohan’s publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick confirms the fracture & states that there is a “pending investigation” to determine whether Milk Studios took adequate health & safety precautions with the ground. 

What a load of bull.  Just because the girl can’t walk, don’t blame the ground the walks on, people.  Sheez.

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Man Urinates on Tom Cruise Estate, Gets Arrested

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Poor Tom Cruise, nobody likes him anymore.  On Thursday a man was caught with his pants down on the Cruise estate.

The unnamed man was found urinating on Cruise’s property.  He has since been arrested by the Beverly Hills police for lewd conduct.

Cruise, Katie Holmes & baby Suri were all at the mansion when the incident occurred.

Man, nothing that fun happens at my house.

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Ben Affleck Surprised by Best Actor Award

ben-afflect-best-actor-hollywoodland.jpg34-year-old Ben Affleck was just as surprised as we were at winning Best Actor award for his portrayal of TV Superman George Reeves in Hollywoodland.

Affleck left the Venice Film Festival early, trying to beat the traffic & not expecting any awards.

He states, “If I thought for a second that there were going to be awards for anybody, I would have stayed!”

Ben even goes so far to try and convince us to overlook Gigli.

“I’ve been in movies that earned a lot of money that… I wish I wasn’t in honestly. I was a little cavalier before, but having a child makes me think about things differently.

“I have to prove myself all over again, but I don’t mind that. Once I realized where things were going, I just said, ‘OK, let me make sure I’m in a place where I don’t have to worry about being on “Family Feud” for dough in five years and then I’ll just do what I can be proud of.’”

Affleck said that he reexamined his life after his daughter with wife Jennifer Garner was born last December.

“The only thing that matters to me is my daughter being able to be proud of her old man.”

I can live with that.  Just no more Gigli, dammit!

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Run for Your Lives: Kevin Federline’s Album Coming Halloween

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Beware the seventh level of hell is soon upon us.  Kevin Federline has seen fit to give us more of his damn music this Halloween. 

October 31 K-Fed will be releasing the hounds of hell on us with his new album Playing with Fire.  I feel the actual definiton of the phrase ‘playing with fire’ probably has something to do with making this type of music.  I’m likely to set the record company responsible for the release of Federline music on fire myself.

Anyhoo, may this pre-weekend post make you appreciate that you are much better than Kevin Federline.  Happy Friday.

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I’ve decided that Paris Hilton is a walking & talking wax robot.  And in this photo, not a very sexy one.

Paris Hilton struts her waxy robotic charm at Another Magazine‘s after party Tuesday.  I think she may have needed to consult a wardrobe specialist before she left the house.

Beyonce Knowles Hits Toronto’s MuchMuch Studios

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Beyonce Knowles can do anything and I will love her.  And she can do anything & always look lovely.  Straight hair, curly hair, afro hair- she’ll always be a bombshell.

The hot diva visited Toronto’s MuchMusic Studios Thursday to promote her birthday album.  The 25-year-old singer released her B’day album on her birthday September 4 and so far everyone is loving it.  And I think I’m loving those, umm, balloons.

Lindsay Lohan Spotted at NYC Da Silvano

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Teen queen Lindsay Lohan was spotted yesterday at NYC’s Da Silvano restaurant.

Lohan chatted with friends & fan alike. After all the slamming & schooling she’s received this week, it’s nice she can keep a smile going.

But is there a new glow with the Lohan? Is she truly getting married to Pink Taco restaurateur Harry Morton? You tell me.
But oh, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay- what is up with those golden Mork & Mindy shoes?

Steve Irwin Memorial Service Sells Out in Minutes

steve-irwin-crocoseum.jpgTickets to attend Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin’s memorial service sold out in a matter of minutes.  The memorial is to be held this coming Wednesday inside the Australia Zoo at the Crocoseum.

All 3,000 available tickets were snapped up by fans (a not so great, but intended pun) in just 15 minutes.  Irwin was killed last week by a stingray barb to the heart while filming a special segment for his daughter Bindi’s upcoming TV show.

The memorial service in Queensland’s zoo will be broadcast around the world.  Grieving fans camped outside three separate locations in order to get tickets to the event.

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Bobby Brown Getting it On with Karrine Steffans

karrine-steffans-bobby-brown.jpgNow that Bobby Brown has been served divorce papers by soon to be ex-wife Whitney Houston, he is living it up with Karrine Steffans.  You may have heard of Steffans before, she is the author of the best-selling book ”Confessions of a Video Vixen” as well as being Bill Maher’s on-again-off-again intimate companion (ewwwww!).

According to the New York Daily News, Brown has been staying at Karrine’s love shack since Houston served him with papers earlier this week.

A friend of Brown’s stated, “It’s not like Bobby didn’t see this coming.”

“He and Whitney hadn’t been living together for months.”

Interestingly Steffans has a nickname.  I love nicknames, especially the elusive Hollywood kind.  Karrine has apparently been dubbed ”Superhead” for all the pleasure she has given to her many rich & powerful men.

According to Steffans, she had no part in breaking up Whitney & Bobby.  ”I’m not a home-wrecker … I can’t break up a 16-year marriage in a few months. I’m not that super.”

Yeah, I’m not sure we need much more than cocaine, beatings and alcohol to break those two lovebirds up.

Steffans reportedly paid Bobby’s cell phone bill this month & is comfortable in offering up her home (and anything else?) to him.  As for Bill…

“Bill and I have discussed Bobby.”

“But Bobby is not an issue in my relationship. I still love Bill. He’s the love of my life. I know you’ll see us back together.”

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Napoleon Dynamite Jon Heder & Wife Expecting First Child

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Gosh! Napoleon Dynamite‘s Jon Heder & his wife Kristen are expecting their first child together. 28-year-old Heder first hinted at the news yesterday and it has now been confirmed to People magazine.

Jon & Kristen who met when they were both students at Brigham Young University in Utah, have been married since 2002.

Congrats to the happy couple!

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