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Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Toronto Film Festival

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Do I really need a reason to post these cute lovebirds?  Ashton Kutcher & sexy wife Demi Moore are snapped at the 31st Annual Toronto International Film Festival last week.  Aren’t they just lovely?

In recent Ashton & Demi news, Kutcher has installed a bar in their master suite walk-in closet.  Ashton claims Demi’s daily preparation rituals have driven him to drink.

He explains, ‘It takes me like 15 minutes to get ready and she’s got more complicated measures, there’s shoes and the dress and the thing… It’s like that dreaded, ‘How do I look?’ question that comes, and there’s no right answer to that. You’re just wrong. If you answer too fast it means you didn’t really look.

“If it’s too slow, it means you didn’t like it. So it doesn’t really matter what you say, you’re just wrong. So I just drink a lot now. And it helps. I get more right the more I drink. It’s like I hone in, ‘Those shoes are great! Is that a wood sole, because it’s beautiful!’ It all works out.”

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Lord of the Rings Hobbit Auditons Theatre Royal in London

hobbit-height-stage-production.jpgTheatre Royal is looking for hobbits, you game?  Well, you’ll have to fit in under the five feet, seven inches banner and that most assuredly rules me out of the hobbit running.

The Central London theatre is holding auditions for the stage productions of Lord of the Rings, let’s hope it’s shorter than the movie & as good as the books.

The producers are looking for twenty hobbits to hire, preferably with hairy feet & toes.  If you fit the bill, head on over & get to hobbiting.

Paris Hilton Picture Corner

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Last Pictures of Anna Nicole Smith’s Son Daniel Sold

anna-nicole-smith-son-daniel-pictures-last.jpgYou know, I never quite know how to take these types of things.  Reps for Anna Nicole Smith have sold the last known photographs of Daniel Wayne Smith for more than $600,000.  Daniel tragically & suddenly died in the Bahamas last week shortly after seeing mom Anna Nicole & his newborn sister.

The pictures of Daniel, Anna Nicole & her newborn daughter were taken just hours before Daniel’s death.

Reports are in that In Touch magazine paid $400,000 for the print exclusive, beating out People’s $350,000 bid.  Entertainment Tonight and The Insider paid an estimated $250,000 for the TV rights to the photos.

An In Touch rep stated, “Our story will be a tribute to Daniel’s life as well as a celebration of it.”

Hopefully the photo money will go to charity or a fund set up in Daniel’s name.

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Black Eyed Peas Fergie On Crystal Meth

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Stacy Ann Ferguson’s, better known as Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas, solo album is hitting stores today.  The Duchess album is said to make millions, with “London Bridge” already a number one hit I would second that motion.

31-year-old Fergie recently sat down with Homo Xtra, the NYC gay newspaper, for a quickie interview.  Here she is now.

On Bloggers:
 
“I just think, ‘Wow, I’ve worked so hard for this, but what are you doing other than sitting there behind your computers and talking shit about people?’ If people don’t like me, fine, but don’t dis people if you’re not getting off your ass and doing something about your own life.”
 
On Crystal Meth:

“In my experience, ecstasy led to crystal meth, and I just think that people don’t know how addictive that drug is. It’s so cunning because it’s such a fun drug at first. You lose weight and look great for a while, but I don’t care if it takes six months or five years, it will creep up on you. Don’t be fooled and think you’re special.”

On Vices:

“I definitely am still that girl who gets home and goes straight to Jack in the Box or Taco Bell right after I land at the airport.”

On Her Gym Crusade:
 
“If I don’t, it’s not so Fergalicious.”
 
On Life:

“I was collecting unemployment when I joined Black Eyed Peas, so I really appreciate the worth of things.”
 
On Her One Year Anniversary with Beau Josh Duhamel:
“We’ll probably go to a nice dinner, and I don’t know if we want to do much else. I think we’ll be anxious to get back home!”

On Rumors The Band Is Breaking Up:

“We’re not breaking up! We say it at every show because it’s always the question.”

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Paris Hilton Finally Admits Kissing Travis Barker

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Paris Hilton is finally coming clean, on kissing Blink 182′s drummer Travis Barker that is.

Oh, I remember this Paris quote from last week regarding the sucking face incident, “I did not make out with Travis Barker. I was with his friend Alex, who I met that night. It’s nothing serious. He looks like Travis, he has tattoos all over his arms, and he has a mohawk. People must have confused him with Travis.”

I didn’t buy it then & we certainly don’t buy it now.

Apparently Hilton, who is not naked in this picture- surprising & sad, has now admitted to kissing Shanna Moakler’s ex. 

According to the socialite’s rep, “They like each other very much.”

Well, isn’t that nice?  I wonder what Daddy Hilton thinks of the pair?

Kate Bosworth & Orlando Bloom Break-Up Through Publicists

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Just like the mature people they are 23-year-old Kate Bosworth & 28-year-old Orlando Bloom are breaking up through their publicists.

And there’s a reason Bosworth & Bloom didn’t hit the same events during Fashion Week 2007 in NYC.
 
A source tells Page Six, “Their people have been speaking every hour to make sure Orlando and Kate avoid each other at all costs. They have been coordinating schedules.”

After four years of off-and-on dating, Kate & Orlando called it quits two weeks ago.

Man, I need a publicist.

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Kim Bassinger Told Ex Alec Baldwin He Was Saddam Hussein

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Alec Baldwin felt pretty bad about himself when his ex-wife Kim Basinger told him he was as bad as Saddam Hussein.

Basinger made Baldwin feel so poorly about himself and his fathering that he just wanted to “die.” 

Alec stated, “My ex-wife once said, ‘He’s Saddam Hussein.’ She said that.”

“And I thought, ‘Do I hide myself in cramped underground quarters? Do I like to shoot firearms in a celebratory way? Did I execute whole villages of people and bulldoze their bodies into a pit? What are you saying? Explain this to me.’

“I remember lying in bed, thinking I wanted to die on the spot. I would say, ‘Please don’t let me wake up. I can’t face another day.’ ”

Wow.  Who would have thought a Baldwin could put sentences together so well.  That’s way more surprising that that Saddam thing.

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Britney Spears Baby Name #2 Sutton Pierce Federline

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A little late on the draw, but here all the same.  Despite all the rumoring of a baby girl named Jailyn, Britney Spears gave birth to a baby boy last Tuesday & has named him Sutton Pierce Federline.

Maybe they wanted to save on baby monogram towels with another SPF.  At least Sean Preston will feel at home with his new baby brother Sutton.

Last Known Photograph of Steve Irwin

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Here is the last known photograph of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin.  He is pictured with marine biologist Chris Jones aboard his boat Croc One.

The photograph was taken just two days before his tragic death by a poisonous stingray barb to the heart.

I’ll keep you posted on the upcoming memorial service Wednesday.

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Celebrity Sheer Fall Fashion

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It looks like the in thing this fall season is sheer.  Well, we all know Lindsay Lohan’s been at that style for a while, but let’s do it up a little more classy. 

As you can see Gwyneth Paltrow, Nicole Kidman, LL & Nicole Richie are doing it up sheer.

Thanks to The Celeb Life for the pics & style news.

Mel Gibson’s Daughter Hannah Marries Kenny Wayne Shepherd

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This just in- Mel Gibson’s eldest daughter Hannah Gibson married platinum-selling guitarist Kenny Wayne Shepherd in a super secret & super Latin ceremony this weekend.

The blissful ceremony took place at Gibson’s very own church, the Holy Family Catholic Church, on his $2 million estate in Malibu.  Interestingly, the Catholic Church does not recognize or support Gibson’s church, probably better for them that way.

The wedding was performed entirely in Latin, as most of Mel’s masses are.  Wow.  I wouldn’t know what I was saying ‘I do’ to, but maybe that’s the way the Mel wants it.

Thanks to Perez Hilton for the pic & juicy news!

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The Celebrific Lowdown

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Just Jared:  Nicole Richie & Brody Jenner snuggle what’s left of Richie’s body

Hollywood Tuna:  Victoria Posh Beckham nip slip

Jossip:  Ashton Kutcher is the man

Celebitchy:  Did Cameron Diaz kick Justin Timberlake to the relationship curb?

Gossip or Truth:  Ha!  Dog the Bounty Hunter arrested

PopSugar:  Studio 60 review

IDLYITW:  Rachel McAdams nip slip

PITNB:  Katie Holmes- the hottest soccer mom

Perez Hilton:  Nicole Richie eats

Mollygood:  Justin Timberlake video spoof

Egotastic:  Lindsay Lohan’s hellish weekend

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Larry Birkhead Father of Anna Nicole Smith Baby

Breaking News: Anna Nicole Smith Dead

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Larry Birkhead, the self-proclaimed father of Anna Nicole Smith’s newborn daughter (paternity test in the future?), says Anna Nicole ran away to the Bahamas to give birth to get away from him.

The celebrity photographer & journalist dated the Playboy playmate for an on-and-off again two years. Birkhead also stated that Smith forced him to keep his parental status a secret and ran off to the Caribbean to have their child.

“I’ve never had a person take off and run away from me, especially to another country,” Birkhead revealed.

“I found out through friends” (that the baby was born), Birkhead said.

“I’ve had to stay glued to the TV. The reason why, I was told, she went to the Bahamas was, I guess if a baby is born in the Bahamas and the mother is a resident of the Bahamas, I think it would be harder for a father who wanted to participate in a baby’s life to be able to do so,” he added.

Larry says he longs to see both mother & child and he’s even taken infant-care classes and child CPR classes to prepare for his possible dad experience.

Well, if that’s true, you gotta hand it to him. It looks like he’s dedicated enough to be a daddy.

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Anna Nicole Smith’s Son Daniel Wayne Autopsy ‘Inconclusive’

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Anna Nicole Smith is seeking a second autopsy on her son Daniel Wayne, as the first autopsy has so far yielded no cause of his unexpected death.

Two weeks ago 20-year-old Daniel Wayne Smith was visiting Anna Nicole in the Bahamas after she had given birth to a baby daughter when he tragically & suddenly died in bed.

Anna Nicole hired independent forensic pathologist Cyril Wecht who has examined the remains and is asking for more time to conduct further tests.

Wecht has so far ruled out heart disease, a stroke or foul play, despite rumors of raised voices coming from the room Daniel died.

Speaking after the autopsy Wecht stated ”I don’t find anything that would cause me to believe there is something in terms of some traumatic injury that was inflicted, or somebody having done something to him in some cryptic manner that could not be observed.”

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Lindsay Lohan Wrist Fracture Update

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Looks like Lindsay Lohan is in a hurry to get somewhere.  Watch out honey, or it will be hospitalization #3.

Lohan fractured her wrist Friday after falling down at Milk Studios in New York.  The teen queen seems to be recuperating quite nicely as she rushes off to the latest party.

 

 

Gwen Stefani Picture Corner

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Gwen Stefani & Baby Kingston Fashion Week 2007

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Baby Kingston James McGregor Rossdale has come out of the closet.  Mom Gwen Stefani brought Kingston to Fashion Week 2007 for all of us to coo over.

Gwen is backstage at L.A.M.B. getting ready for the big show.  And doesn’t Kingston look handsome?  Daddy Gavin must have had something to do with that, eh?

So happy for the lovely family.

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Baby Violet Photos

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And speaking of baby Violet, here she is now with Alias mom Jennifer Garner.  No matter what she does or what she wears, Jen is always a cutie.

Violet is quickly reaching her first birthday coming up in December.  They grow up so fast…  No wonder Ben Affleck has wizened up a bit.

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