Gossip Or Truth:Â Emmy video update
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 9:00 AM EST on Aug, 30 2006
Jon Voight has soughtÂ for many years to repair his relationship with his estranged daughter Angelina Jolie.Â Â Through the years Voight has used the media toÂ make stabs at making amends with Jolie, to no avail.
Well, latelyÂ the Voightster hasÂ beenÂ using the media to tryÂ & see his grandchildren, but he had a bitÂ of a memory lapse when it came to their names.
The veteran actor Jon Voight wasÂ filmed at the BritishÂ Academy of FilmÂ and Television Arts TeaÂ Party this past weekend confusing his granddaughter’s name with that of the pop star Shakira.Â
Jon said for the cameras, “Maddox just had a birthday. Happy birthday, Maddox! Five years old–it’s a big one! You’re going to be a young man, and I send my love out to you. And send my love to…uh…Shakira…and Shahira…”
A befuddled Voight thenÂ asked the reporter, â€œIs it Shakira or Shahira?â€
The reporter then replied that the child’s name was Zahara, to which Voight replied,Â “Shahara! Shahara!”
But you know, Voight could have been thinking of Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s three-month-old Shiloh as well.Â Who knows.Â I think we need to shove Voight & Jolie into a cell & let them finally work out their damn problems.
AngelinaÂ & her father have not spoken for over four years, when Voight stated on Access Hollywood that his daughter needed to get help for her “mental problems.”
Mental problems, eh?Â How about too-damn-hot problems?
Posted by Allison as Career Moves, Tom Cruise- Only a Matter of Time Before He Kills Me at 4:52 PM EST on Aug, 29 2006
After being publicly dumped by Paramount Studios last week, it looks likeÂ TomÂ Cruise has landed butter-side-up.Â Â Scientologist Cruise has cut a new deal with a group that includes the owner of an NFL team.Â The finance group will cover the overhead costs of his film production company and will be acting as a backer for Cruise.
Interestingly, this two-year deal will give Cruise less than the $3 million per year that he turned down from Paramount to renew his contract which expires this Thursday.
Poor old, crazy Tom.Â Well, at least he found a new home, even though he is a sexist.
Posted by Allison as Conscience & Morality Tales at 1:00 PM EST on Aug, 29 2006
The producers ofÂ World Trade Center are making good on their promises to donate five percent of the film’s weekend-box office receipts, kindaÂ small in the longrun, to the September 11th memorial.Â
The memorial foundation made an announcement yesterday that the producers of the Oliver Stone movie will be donating $1.3 million.
A further donation of $1.3 million is to be divided between three other 9/11 charities:Â Tuesday’s Children,Â the Tribute WTC VisitorÂ Center & the New York Police and Fire Widows’ and Children’s Benefit Fund.Â
It’s great when Hollywood lends a hand.
Gossip or Truth, Take II:Â Emmy’s filmed in May?
AsÂ I’m sure you’ve noticed, we here at Celebrific haveÂ had aÂ few server glitches these past few days.Â But never fear, we threw the old servers out of a fast-moving train, vigorously stomped on them, set the afire & let Hulk Hogan loose on them.Â We now have bright, new, shiny servers that have promised never to disobey or disappoint us.Â Thanks for your patience, and now to the news.
Well, it looks like Owen Wilson is following in the footsteps of his brother Luke where the ladies are concerned.Â Owen’s romance with You, Me and Dupree costar Kate Hudson came as a surprise (although we predicted it here at Celebrific) to many folks, none more than his Los Angeles public relations executive girlfriend.
Apparently the relationship between Wilson & the exec was even heating up, enough for her to tell pals that the two were getting serious.
When the news broke that Kate Hudson had separated from husband Chris Robinson after six years of marriage & that the word on the street was that Golden Stallion Wilson had something to do with the breakup, the LA exec got a little nervous.
A source states, “They had been dating. She thought they were going to the next level, until it broke about him and Kate.
“When (the P.R. exec) e-mailed Owen about it, he texted her back and said, ‘We have to talk when I get back to L.A.’
“She’s pretty upset, but everyone knows he’s a dog.”
A very, very sexy dog with a very, very strange schnoz.
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 1:00 PM EST on Aug, 28 2006
The formerÂ leaderÂ of IraqÂ has beenÂ forced to watchÂ his appearance asÂ Satan’s gay lover in the movie South Park:Â Bigger, Longer & Uncut.Â SaddamÂ Hussein is being heldÂ in prison by Marines while he is standing trial on genocide charges.Â
The South Park film was banned in Iraq on its release in 1999 for portraying Saddam as a gay leader with big ideas.
Creator Matt Stone states that Hussein was ‘repeatedly’ made to watch the movie by the Marines.Â Interesting torture device?
Stone says, “I have it on pretty good information from the Marines on detail in Iraq that they showed him the movie.
“That’s really adding insult to injury. I bet that made him really happy.”
PopSugar:Â 58th Emmy Awards update
Egotastic:Â The Office Emmy nipple slip
Gossip or Truth:Â Matt & Lance- still BFF
Celebitchy:Â Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie are released to the public
The Superficial:Â Jared Leto & his wardrobe issues
Just Jared:Â Janet Jackson revisited
IDLYITW:Â Cindy Crawford is made of plastic
PITNB:Â Kevin Federline is a punk-ass red neck, there- I said it
Posted by Allison as Paris Hilton Needs Her Own Category at 1:00 PM EST on Aug, 22 2006
Paris insists that her new disc is the best thing since sliced bread & that she can’t believe it’s being embraced in the club scene.
Hilton says, “I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it’s so good.
“People love it. Everyone’s like, ‘Who is this?’ I don’t tell. Because I don’t want someone putting their phone up and recording it and making a ring tone off of it.
“I think when people don’t know it’s me, they won’t judge it. But if they know it’s me, then they’ll be like, ‘Ugh.’ They won’t even dance.”
She may be right, she may be right.Â
Hollywood Tuna:Â Paris Hilton is blind as a bat
The Superficial:Â Madonna’s magic fluid
PopSugar:Â Ashton is the man
Egotastic:Â And still more Lindsay Lohan bikini pics
Celebitchy:Â Lindsay Lohan slams Ashlee Simpson, mud anyone?
Gossip or Truth:Â Is Pamela Anderson pregs?
IDLYITW:Â Hulk Hogan in a speedo & funny hat, a can’t-miss
Just Jared:Â George Clooney gets an Oceans blackeye
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 8:22 AM EST on Aug, 22 2006
Player Kate Hudson reveals that she never plans on making a movie with her Hollywood veteran mom, Goldie Hawn.Â The starlet thinks working beside her Banger Sisters mother would be dangerous & unnecessary torture.
HudsonÂ states “I have no plans to work with her. But she’s my favorite. I mean, our relationship is really important to us, so why would we use a movie as an opportunity to do something together.”
Which, to me, basically translates to, “”I have no plans to workÂ with my battyÂ mother Goldie.Â I mean, she’s about as batty as a ten-dollar, drunk hooker looking for the bathroom in an alleyway.Â We’re no Tori & Candy Spelling, but we’re no Beyonce & mom either.”
Posted by Allison as Conscience & Morality Tales at 1:00 PM EST on Aug, 21 2006
The better Cruz hasÂ slammed teen magazines for promoting unhealthy role models for young girls.Â She says the publications have a “horrific” influence on teenagers & would close them down if she could.
Cruz states, “I would close down all those teenage magazines that encourage young girls to diet. Who says that to be pretty you have to be thin?
“Some people look better thin and some people don’t. For example, I look better when I have three more kilos on me than I do now. The influence of those magazines on girls as young as 13 is horrific. At 13, you are still a child.”
Penelope Cruz wins Soul of the Day.
PopSugar:Â Teen Choice Awards scoop
The Superficial:Â Pete Doherty pleased guilty, surprise
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 6:04 AM EST on Aug, 21 2006
While Dave Navarro is getting cozy with JennaÂ Jameson, the actress who had a fling with NavarroÂ in Las Vegas while heÂ was still married to Carmen Electra,Â is hoping to meetÂ fellow actress Electra on the set of the new movie Beyond Legend: Johnny Kakota.
Jenae AltÂ claims that she stunned the rocker when she revealed that she was slated to appear inÂ his then-wife’s next movie about a Native American legend.Â Apparently the only reason Alt did not sleep with the promiscious Navarro was that she respected Carmen too much.Â But now, after selling her kiss-and-tell revelations to the tabloids, Alt hopes to explain herself to Electra.
Alt states, “Would I have slept with him if he wasn’t married? Yes. But the only reason I stopped myself from sleeping with him was I didn’t want to be the woman who slept with Carmen’s husband.
“I really respect Carmen, I love Carmen and I just said, ‘You know what, if any man is gonna cheat on Carmen Electra, why would I even want to be with that man, because I would always be looking over my shoulder.’
“If I get the chance to work with Carmen, I’ll tell her, ‘The only reason I didn’t (sleep with Navarro) is because I respect you. I still thought about you and said I can’t do it.’”
I’m wondering how Carmen will handle this situation.Â I’m thinking a good, stiff kick in the ass sending her offset.
The new film Beyond Legend: Johnny Kakota will also star Gena Lee Nolin, Brooke Burns & David Carradine.Â So, it’s more like a B+ film.Â I can’t wait (insert sarcasm here).
As you’re a Celebrific regular, you’ll remember that wreck Haley Joel Osment had with this Saturn this past July.Â Well, it looks like the poor chap may have to face some criminal charges after all.
Osment was charged of four criminal counts yesterday in a Los Angeles court.Â It looks like Haley stands accused of the following:
Â· Driving under the influence of alcohol
Â· Driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher
Â· Enhancement of driving with a .15 or higher
Â· Possession of marijuana while driving
Poor Haley.Â Just look at those innocent eyes, I can’t believe they would try & convict the poor lad of these charges.Â I mean, come on, his name is Haley- give the boy a break.
And didn’t that Justin Timberlake tirade sink in, who doesn’t smoke up?Â I mean, come on.
Damn celebrities, they get away with everything.Â Everything expect anti-Semitism.
Hollywood Tuna:Â Fergie shakes her ass on the London bridge
IDLYITW:Â Kelly Clarkson is hilarious
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 5:57 AM EST on Aug, 18 2006
InÂ actÂ II of the Mel Gibson drunk driving saga, Gibson has plead guilty to having a blood-alcohol level ofÂ above the legal .08 limit.Â Yesterday in a Malibu court, Mel’s lawyers agreed to make a dealÂ with theÂ prosecutors to avoidÂ any jail time for Gibson.
Under the deal’s terms, Gibson will have to attend a full year of Alcoholics Anonymous & pay a fine of $1200.Â But Mel has even gone a step further &Â said he will marry a Jewish woman to make amends for hisÂ now infamous anti-Semite slander.Â Â No, actually he has volunteered to record a publicÂ service announcement vocalizing the hazards ofÂ driving while drunk.
I think Mel’s recording will go something like this, “Driving whileÂ under the influence of alcohol is never a good idea.Â For one- you could hit someone & that’s never good.Â Two- you could wreck your sportscar, and of course, that’s never very good either.Â But most importantly- you might start spouting off what you really mean about those damn Jews & nothing will ever be the same.Â So, remember- never drive while drunk ’cause you’re libel to speak your heart.”
Posted by Allison as Naughty & Nude at 1:23 PM EST on Aug, 17 2006
The film centers around a promiscuous sexual abuse victim & Ricci was hard pressed to let the director know that she could handle the pressure.Â Christina faught hard for the abuse victim role & apparently did OK in her audition, but the filmmakers were unsure if the Monster beauty could play such a raw role.Â
So, when all else fails, send naked pictures of yourself- of course!Â You know, I would like to do that.Â “Listen, Sir.Â I’m not sure if you can handle the explicit nature of this film, so I’m going to have to ask you to get naked, bed over & let me spank you.”
Let’s let Ricci explain, “My agent started inundating Craig Brewer with photo shoots I had done that are pure sex shots!”
The 26-year-old star spent the majority of the film chained to a radiator & said she remained half-clad between takes to try and better understand her character Rae’s shame.
Ricci also lets us know her feeling for Spears & Simpson.Â She stated that she used Britney Spears & Jessica Simpson as her role models while playing the sexually inclined character.Â Well, I guess that makes sense.
She adds, “She has Britney Spearsâ€™ hair and Jessica Simpson’s inappropriate wardrobe.
“This is just a microcosmic example of the over-sexualization of young girls and children. Even though she’s not really a child, she looks like one.”
Score one for Ricci.