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Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie BFF

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Well, it looks like the long-running feud between Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie is over at last, or maybe that was just round one- we’ll see anyhoo.

Paris revealed, “I love Nicole, and I’m so glad we’re friends again.”

“I missed her. She’s like my sister — we’ve known each other 23 years. I’m glad we can put the feud behind us. I’m really happy she’s back in my life.”

Wow, brave words spoken by Paris.  Well, at least she was able to put a nicely structured sentence together, right?

Hilton & Richie fell out back in April 2005 and refused to speak with each other despite The Simple Life filming.

It looks like The Simple Life actually brought the two back together.  A source close to the new BFF stated, “Paris and Nicole were due to meet with E! to discuss concepts for the next season of The Simple Life, and they decided to meet first.”

I’m still thinking round two is coming.  What do you think?

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Celebrity Quote of the Day: Paul Rudd

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“My parents lost me in a bet, so I was raised by an Asian bookie who had sinister ties to drug lords in Tokyo. Have you seen ‘Black Rain’ with Michael Douglas? My childhood was just like that.”

~Paul Rudd

 

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‘Flags of Our Fathers’ L.A. Premiere Pictures

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Clint Eastwood & Steven Spielberg celebrated the premiere of Flags of Our Fathers in Los Angeles Monday.  It looks like Eastwood might have been able to pull off another good movie.

Everyone was attendance including Clint’s wife Dina and children Kyle & Alison Eastwood.  What’s funny about our man Clint is that he’s only been married twice, but has seven children from five different women.  Clint really got around didn’t he?  And then there was that airline hostess….

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Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson Spotting Pictures

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Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson were spotted enjoying a bite at A Votre Sante in Brentwood. Friday.  The two lovebirds are still trying to keep their budding relationship under wraps, but after these dinners out & that Hawaii vacation, I’m ready for the two to come out.

What do you think, KatOw or WilHud?

Pics thanks to Us Weekly

 

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That’s Sharon Stone? Pictures

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Well, ladies, now we don’t have to feel so bad during those off days of ours.  Just take a look at what a little concealer, foundation & lipstick did for sexy Sharon Stone.

They said it best when they said celebrities are just like us, only a little crazier & a little wealthier.

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Sienna Miller may think monogamy is dead, remember that infamous quote?  “I don’t know, monogamy is a weird thing for me. It’s an overrated virtue, because, let’s face it, we’re f-cking animal.”

But 21-year-old starlett Scarlett Johansson recently told Rolling Stone that she is a one-man woman.  Here she is now.

“When I’m in a relationship, I’m in a relationship. [My boyfriend] Josh [Hartnett] is very sweet.  He’s a good boy. A great person. I’m very lucky and I’m very happy. Contrary to popular belief, I’m not promiscuous. ”

“There does seem to be a mistaken belief out there that I am sexually available somehow which is not to say that I’m not open-minded about sex. Yet I wouldn’t say I’m a serial monogamist, either. I mean, I went through periods of time when I was, ah, single. I do think on some basic level we are animals, and by instinct we kind of breed accordingly.”

Scarlett does insist on being on the safe side all the same, “I get tested for HIV twice a year…one has to be socially aware. It’s part of being a decent human, to be tested for STDs. It’s just disgusting behavior when people don’t. It’s just so irresponsible.”

So true, so true.  Do you think Scarlett has a good head on her shoulders or just a good pair of shoulders?

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George Clooney Does ‘Vanity Fair’ Pictures

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I know you’re going to love these Cary Grant-esqee pictures of George Clooney & his cover partner in crime, Gemma Ward.

Clooney & Ward look classic, beautiful, handsome, lovely & genuine all at the same time, not one of which Paris Hilton can muster.  Enjoy the pics!

They’re Back: Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie Pictures

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We all knew they would get back together, it was just a matter of time. Paris Hilton & newly-renewed BFF Nicole Richie reunited (and it feels so good) in West Hollywood’s Dan Tana’s restaurant on Sunday.

Here’s what I’m hoping: Paris can help Nicole rediscover food & Nicole can help Paris rediscover un-hoebag-like-behavior. It’s a lot to ask, but there’s always that little thing called hope.

Dustin Screech Diamond Porn Tape to Launch

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Well, it looks like the day & Dustin Diamond have finally come (ha ha ha).  Saved by the Bell’s Screech will be releasing his porn unto the world.  Is this a sign of the apocalypse?  I feel certain that it might be.

David Hans Schmidt, of Paris Hilton sex tape fame, has struck a deal with to distribute Dustin Diamond’s sex tape. While Screech has publicly protested the sale of his threesome, it did not stop the former actor from stopping by The Howard Stern Show & MSNBC Wednesday to discuss the disgusting details.

All I have to say is this:  barf.

Paris Hilton’s Little Green Stash

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Paris Hilton’s bag seems to be holding a little bit more than chapstick, don’t ya think?

Why it almost looks like there might be a little stash of marijuana in that cute pink bag of hers.  Paris just cannot stay out of trouble these days, first with that whole nasty DUI arrest, then the Travis Barker’s ex Shanna cat fight & now the heiress gets snapped showing off her weed.  Wow, Paris really likes to keep busy.

Paris’ publicist has been hard at work, as usual, letting us know what’s really going on.  “Things are not always as they appear. It would be unfair to draw any conclusions based solely on these photos,” Elliot Mintz stated.

Yeah, this is the same publicist who stated the 25-year-old Paris was not smoking cannabis outside a nightclub in June, she was merely smoking her self-rolled cigarette.

“I just want to get something clear with you. Paris Hilton rolled her own tobacco cigarette. It was tobacco that you saw.”

Right, I would like to see someone ask Paris to roll a cig for them on camera, I would imagine Paris wouldn’t have the first clue.

We’ll just watch & wait & see what else ole Elliot has got for us.  Surely we can’t pin this on loose tobacco leaves…

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The Celebrific Lowdown

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Celebitchy:   What did happen to J Lo?

Gossip or Truth:  Ha!  Celeb diets

I’m Not Obsessed:  Fun with celebrity hairdos

Mollygood:  Vince Vaughn misses Jennifer Aniston’s laundry help

PopSugar:  Justin Timberlake is a dog, an alpha dog- and he bites

Yeeeah:  Wow, Paris Hilton’s stash

Bastardly:  Angelina Jolie clones?  Maybe not such a bad idea…

Glitterati Gossip:   Madonna adoption camp news

Egotastic:  Victoria Posh Beckham hates her naked body, that surprises me- you?

IDLYITW:  Jessica Simpson pulls an Edward Scissorhands look

Just Jared:  Grudge #2 pictures

Hollywood Tuna:  Rose McGowan needs some candy bars, and fast

PITNB:  More Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt & Maddox India rickshaw pictures

Matthew Mcconaughey Picture Corner

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Paris Hilton’s Day as Kathy Griffin’s Assistant

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According to Kathy herself, she hired hotel heiress Paris Hilton to be her assistant for a day while working on a photo shoot herself.

Kathy states, “We were doing a shoot by Mario Testino for Italian Vogue, and Paris was there – and so I put her to work and hired her as my assistant.”

“I had her get me reservations at Mr. Chow – but I didn’t invite her; I took Lance Bass. Then I had to explain to her the meaning of the word ‘versatile’ – she had never heard it before. I ended up firing her. It was just too tedious. She wasn’t versatile enough.”

Either Kathy can be actually funny & this is a joke, or Paris Hilton really is an idiot.  No, wait, the latter is already true…

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Matthew McConaughey Hates Shirts

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Matthew McConaughey apparently hates shirts & loves his chest.  No big surprise there, since we only ever see him with just his shorts on. 

But really, when have you ever seen a Matthew McConaughey movie where he did not take off his shirt.  How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days, Sahara, Reign of Fire & Edtv all had the McConaughey topless.  And really, who’s complaining?

According to an insider these shirtless scenes are no mistakes, and actually planned.

The source states, “And trust me, he makes sure that scene stays in every movie,” the insider says. “He knows that’s where his strength is. He’s not the best actor, and without that body he’s not the best-looking, either.”

That Matthew McConaughey, he’s such a planner.

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Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt are in India to shoot scenes for a new movie about slain journalist Daniel Pearl.  On a quick break, Angelina, Brad & their 5-year-old adopted son Maddox went on an autorickshaw ride Sunday. 

But the ride turned out to be more of a spectacle as photographers, cameramen & reporters ran around the trio asking questions & shooting pictures, such as this one.  Jolie & family were forced to turn their rickshaw around after just 20 minutes & head back to the hotel so they could hole up once again & escape the ever present media.

Poor, Mad.  He’s going to be such an odd bird after this kind of Hollywood raising.

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Tori Spelling Does Pregnant Shoot for OK! Magazine

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Tori Spelling has landed a job, and it’s not even porn.  Since being booted out of her father Aaron’s $500 million fortune, Tori has been trying to make ends meet, especially with that bun in the oven from new hubby Dean McDermott. 

On Wednesday Tori flew from Toronto to New York for a four-hour long pregnant photo shoot with OK! magazine.  The mag has been known to pay up top $250,000 for an exclusive shoot, but I’m thinking for Tori it was about $10 an hour.

Wondering how estranged mom Candy Spelling is feeling about the pregnancy?  It looks like the evil of the evil Spelling mom is actually “ecstatic” that Tori is pregnant, but that’s probably coming from her publicist anyway.

Candy revealed to People recently that, “If Aaron were here, I know how thrilled he would also be to share in such a happy occasion.”

Miss Candy doesn’t really say how she feels about the pregnancy though, does she?

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Katie Holmes & Victoria Posh Beckham hit the Paris Fashion Week pretty hard last week.  It looks like Katie managed to find some rather cute outfits, while Posh, while still looking fairly lovely, still looks like a FemBot.

Which outfits are the best for Katie & Posh?

Jessica Biel Sighting Pictures

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Wow.  Jessica Biel is one pretzely girl.  The starlet was spotted trying to get limber outside the Pro Gym in Brentwood.

My, if Jessica’s acting career doesn’t work out, it’s nice that she has “other” options.

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Katie Holmes & Victoria Posh Beckham Sighting Pictures

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Katie Holmes & pal Victoria Posh Beckham were spotted walking the streets of Paris.  I love Katie’s jacket & her new non-pregnant look is amazing. 

I guys the girls are getting together more so Katie can be prepared to play the part of Posh in the upcoming David Beckham biopic.

Thanks to PopSugar for the pics.

 




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