Posted by Allison as Glossy Covers at 2:25 PM EDT on Oct, 09 2006
I know you’re going to love these Cary Grant-esqee pictures of George ClooneyÂ & his cover partnerÂ in crime, Gemma Ward.
Clooney & Ward look classic, beautiful, handsome, lovely & genuine all at the same time, not one of which Paris Hilton can muster.Â Enjoy the pics!
We all knew they would get back together, it was just a matter of time. Paris Hilton & newly-renewed BFF Nicole Richie reunited (and it feels so good) in West Hollywood’s Dan Tana’s restaurant on Sunday.
Posted by Allison as Naughty & Nude at 1:34 PM EDT on Oct, 09 2006
Well, it looks like the day & Dustin DiamondÂ have finally come (ha ha ha).Â Saved by the Bell’s Screech will be releasing his porn unto the world.Â Is this a sign of the apocalypse?Â I feel certain that it might be.
David Hans Schmidt, of Paris Hilton sex tape fame, has struck a deal with to distribute Dustin Diamond’s sex tape. While Screech has publicly protested the sale of his threesome, it did not stop the former actor from stopping byÂ The Howard Stern ShowÂ & MSNBC Wednesday to discuss the disgusting details.
All I have to say is this:Â barf.
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 9:41 AM EDT on Oct, 09 2006
Paris Hilton’s bag seems to be holding a little bit more than chapstick, don’t ya think?
Why it almost looks like there might be a little stash of marijuana in that cute pink bag of hers.Â Paris just cannot stay out of trouble these days, first withÂ that whole nasty DUI arrest, then the Travis Barker’s ex Shanna cat fight & now the heiress gets snapped showing off her weed.Â Wow, Paris really likes to keep busy.
Paris’ publicist has been hard at work, as usual,Â lettingÂ us know what’s really going on.Â “Things are not always as they appear. It would be unfair to draw any conclusions based solely on these photos,” Elliot Mintz stated.
Yeah, this is the same publicist who stated the 25-year-old Paris was not smoking cannabis outside a nightclub in June, she was merely smoking her self-rolled cigarette.
“I just want to get something clear with you. Paris Hilton rolled her own tobacco cigarette. It was tobacco that you saw.”
Right, I would like to see someone ask Paris to roll a cig for them on camera, I would imagine Paris wouldn’t have the first clue.
We’ll just watch & wait & see what else ole Elliot has got for us.Â Surely we can’t pin this on looseÂ tobacco leaves…
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Posted by Allison as Picture Corner at 9:17 AM EDT on Oct, 09 2006
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 8:59 AM EDT on Oct, 09 2006
It looks like everyone is trying to be gainfully employed, first Tori Spelling’s OK! pregnant magazine photo shoot, now news has come out that Paris Hilton was allegedly comedian Kathy Griffin’s assistant.Â What is going on in the world when Paris has a real job?
According to Kathy herself, she hired hotel heiress Paris Hilton to be her assistant for a day while working on a photo shoot herself.
Kathy states,Â “We were doing a shoot by Mario Testino for Italian Vogue, and Paris was there – and so I put her to work and hired her as my assistant.”
“I had her get me reservations at Mr. Chow – but I didn’t invite her; I took Lance Bass. Then I had to explain to her the meaning of the word ‘versatile’ – she had never heard it before. I ended up firing her. It was just too tedious. She wasn’t versatile enough.”
Either Kathy can be actually funny & this is a joke, or Paris Hilton really is an idiot.Â No, wait, the latter is already true…
Posted by Allison as For Appearances Sake at 8:35 AM EDT on Oct, 09 2006
But really, when have you ever seen a Matthew McConaughey movie where he did not take off his shirt.Â How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days, Sahara, Reign of Fire & Edtv all had the McConaughey topless.Â And really, who’s complaining?
According to an insider these shirtless scenes are no mistakes, and actually planned.
The source states, â€œAnd trust me, he makes sure that scene stays in every movie,â€ the insider says. â€œHe knows thatâ€™s where his strength is. Heâ€™s not the best actor, and without that body heâ€™s not the best-looking, either.â€
That Matthew McConaughey, he’s such a planner.
Posted by Allison as Celebrity Friends & Family at 8:23 AM EDT on Oct, 09 2006
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt are in India to shoot scenes for a new movie about slain journalist Daniel Pearl.Â On a quick break, Angelina, Brad & their 5-year-old adopted son Maddox went on an autorickshaw ride Sunday.Â
But the ride turned out to be more of a spectacle as photographers, cameramen &Â reporters ran around the trio asking questions & shooting pictures, such as this one.Â Jolie & family were forced to turn their rickshaw around after just 20 minutes & head back to the hotel so they could hole up once again & escape the ever present media.
Poor, Mad.Â He’s going to be such an odd bird after this kind of Hollywood raising.
Posted by Allison as Pregnant Celebrities at 8:08 AM EDT on Oct, 09 2006
Tori Spelling has landed a job, and it’s not even porn.Â Since being booted out of her father Aaron’s $500 million fortune, Tori has been trying to make ends meet, especially with that bun in the oven from new hubby Dean McDermott.Â
On Wednesday Tori flew from Toronto to New York for a four-hour long pregnant photo shoot with OK! magazine.Â The mag has been known to pay up top $250,000 for an exclusive shoot, but I’m thinking for Tori it was about $10 an hour.
Wondering how estranged mom Candy Spelling is feeling about the pregnancy?Â It looks like the evil of the evil Spelling mom is actually “ecstatic” that Tori is pregnant, but that’s probably coming from her publicist anyway.
Candy revealed to People recentlyÂ that, “If Aaron were here, I know how thrilled he would also be to share in such a happy occasion.”
Miss CandyÂ doesn’t really say how she feels about the pregnancy though, does she?
Posted by Allison as Celebrific Sighting Pictures at 7:45 AM EDT on Oct, 09 2006
Katie Holmes & Victoria Posh Beckham hit the Paris Fashion Week pretty hard last week.Â It looks like Katie managed to find some rather cute outfits, while Posh, while still looking fairly lovely, still looks like a FemBot.
Which outfits are the best for Katie & Posh?
Posted by Allison as Celebrific Sighting Pictures at 6:27 AM EDT on Oct, 09 2006
Wow.Â Jessica Biel is one pretzely girl.Â The starlet was spotted trying to get limber outside the Pro Gym in Brentwood.
My, if Jessica’s acting career doesn’t work out, it’s nice that she has “other” options.
Posted by Allison as Celebrific Sighting Pictures at 1:59 PM EDT on Oct, 05 2006
I guys the girls are getting together more so Katie can be prepared to play the part of Posh in the upcoming David Beckham biopic.
Thanks to PopSugar for the pics.
Posted by Allison as Tid Bits & News at 1:17 PM EDT on Oct, 05 2006
Queen Latifah was in NYC this morning signing copies of her newly released children’s book QueenÂ of the Scene.Â Â At Barnes and Noble in NYC the Queen bent over & showed us all her goods for the sake of good reading.
I wonder how much of this book was her actual idea, or more of those around her?Â What do you think?Â
You know, everyone is out there writing & signing books.Â Maybe I should write one.Â Or maybe I should just sign other people’s books & pretend thatÂ I wrote them.Â Yep, much better idea.
Posted by Allison as Naughty & Nude at 1:02 PM EDT on Oct, 05 2006
Translation:Â Dirty old Viagra Jack rode Paz a little bit too hard, yelled & craned his neck at just the right time & was bedridden & put up wet because the old man can’t take a good bed beating.
We here at Celebrific will be out Friday gallivantingÂ around the Southern city of Atlanta.Â We promise to bring back any & all celebrity info and pictures, although it may just be of Daffy Duck.
We will see you back here bright & early Monday, until then may your weekend be better than Paris Hilton’s sense of ladylike behavior.
Posted by Allison as Breakups & Goodbyes at 12:53 PM EDT on Oct, 05 2006
Amidst the flirting & dancing with busty blondes, allowing your publicists to makeÂ comments thatÂ your relationship is inÂ “a difficult time” and going out with other men, I am twirling about inÂ confusion.
Maybe once you haveÂ Belgian, you never go back?
To refresh,Â Eva’s publicist stated that Longoria &Â Parker’s relationship was going throughÂ “a difficult time.”
Parker stated earlier this week,Â “Everything’s fine. A couple stuff happened, but that’s nothing. Everything is fine.”
A couple stuff happened, meaning a couple of blondes?
Well, we’ll keep an eye on these two &Â report back with any more juicy details.
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 12:43 PM EDT on Oct, 05 2006
In court yesterday,Â a Los Angeles Superior Court JudgeÂ refused to grant an immediate order for Anna Nicole & her baby daughter DanniLynn Hope to return to the U.S. from the Bahamas.
Larry Birkhead, one of two possible fathers of DanniLynn, is requesting a paternity test to determine who the father truly is.Â Birkhead’s attorney Debra Opri is also requesting that Smith be ordered to submit to a drug test.Â
Well, that’s not a lot to ask:Â relent to have your child’s paternity determined & see if you’re on crack.Â I’m sure Anna Nicole will come flying back to the States to participate in that farce.
Directly afterÂ theÂ hearing, Opri addressed Anna at a press conference, “Anna, I am talking to you directly now and I want you to listen to me and I want you to hear what I have to tell you.
“If you are so certain that Larry Birkhead is not the father, then you have nothing, absolutely nothing to lose by submitting to this jurisdiction and allowing a paternity test.”
Smith’sÂ semi-husbandÂ & longtimeÂ lawyer, Howard K. Stern says that he is the baby’s papa.
My, oh my.Â
Posted by Allison as Breakups & Goodbyes at 12:30 PM EDT on Oct, 05 2006
Nicole Richie made comments regarding her recent break-up with Brody Jenner on her MySpace pageÂ Wednesday.Â Here she is now…
“Relationship? I know there are rumors regarding my “breakup” with Brody Jenner. The truth is, we were never really together. We hung out, and he’s a nice guy, but my heart was never in it. Anything further is just a cry for publicity.”
Hmmm, interesting.Â However, I didn’t get that from theÂ girl’s rep who stated, “Nicole and Brody are no longer dating but remain close friends.”
Maybe I just don’t get Hollywood relationships.Â What do you think?