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Jessica Simpson’s Lips Pictures





OK, I thought Jessica Simpson did away with those lip implants?  She said she tried the Restylane-filled pouters for just a month and did away with them.  But I dunno anymore….

What gives?  What do you think, fake or for real?

George Michael Arrested…. Again: His Own Stupid Fault

george-michael-10-2-2006.jpgPop veteran George Michael was arrested yet again Sunday after a traffic incident in London.  The 43-year-old singer was arrested on a drug-related charge & given a warning by police. 

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman only stated, “A man was cautioned by police for possession of cannabis.  He was bailed to return on a date in November, in relation to being unfit to drive.”

Reps for Michael had no comment, surprise.

According to the BBC, the coppers were informer that a car was obstruction traffic.  After some time an ambulance was summoned & following Michael’s arrest the singer was taken to a west London hospital as a “precautionary measure.”

Kenny Gross, George’s partner, stated after his Michael’s release, “He’s fine and I’ve got him a McDonald’s.”  Which is apparently what repeat offenders need, McDonalds.  Makes sense, Ronald always did look a little suspicious. 

This will make the third arrest for suspicion of drug possession for George.  In February he was found clumped over the wheel of his automobile in London’s Hyde Park.  In April, the pop menace struck again when he damage three of his neighbors’ cars with his Range Rover.  Oops.  Michael later called the incidents his “own stupid fault.”

Poor George.  He really does need to get a hold of himself, oh, I guess he already did that….


Isaac Hanson Grows Up & Gets Married




Remember the “rock” group Hanson?  Well, it looks like Isaac has grown up & even gotten married!  My how the time flies.

25-year-old Isaac Hanson married his longtime girlfriend, 22-year-old Nicole Dufresne, on Saturday in Oklahoma.  The couple married in a traditional ceremony at the Philbrook Museum of Art in Tulsa.

It looks like all the Hansons are spoken for, sorry ladies.  23-year-old Taylor wed in 2002 & welcomed a third child (wow, they’ve been busy) with wife Natalie in September; while 20-year-old Zac married his own longtime girlfriend Kate Tucker in June.

Congrats to the Hansons & their ability to find ladies to marry them.



Naomi Watts Has Joined the Bobs



Naomi Watts has chopped of those locks for a bob-alicious new look.  The King Kong star looks ravishing with the new do & joins other bobs:  Madonna, Jessica Simpson & Kate Bosworth.

I wonder what boyfriend Liev Schreiber thinks of the new look?

Which look do you like better?

Nick Carter Cheated on Paris Hilton with Ashlee Simpson


Nick Carter has come out (no, not that kind, as of yet anyway) and revealed that he did indeed cheat on ex-girlfriend Paris Hilton with Ashlee Simpson.  But nice Nick said he only cheated after hearing that Hilton had been sleeping with her House of Wax costar Chad Michael Murray.  Who, Paris?!  Why she would never.  Yeah, right.

The Backstreet Boy dated Paris for eight months before they split in 2004, hilariously the same month that Murray announced his engagement to the young One Tree Hill costar Sophia Bush.

Carter revealed his skeletons to PageSix, “I’d fallen head-over-heels with this chick. Then, all of a sudden, three months go by and I got people telling me, ‘Nick, you know what Paris is doing to you,’ and I got a little upset.

“So then I just decided to fight back a little bit and started doing my own thing again. The result is I hooked up with Ashlee Simpson. When Paris came back from Australia, they talked to each other and she found out about it.

“So I brought it up to her and said, ‘You know what I did, and now it’s your turn. Why don’t you tell me what you did?’ And she goes, ‘I never did anything! I never cheated on you.’

“I had kind of started to really like Ashlee and I was thinking about the dating stage. Then, before you know it, f**king b**ch-face comes back.

“I got so burnt over that whole Paris s**t with all this swinging and switching. Whatever happened to morals and values?”

Yeah, whatever happened to that, Nick?  It’s not like you cheated on anyone…. 


Tong Parker & Eva Longoria Break-Up Update


I was left scratching my head when Eva Longoria’s rep kinda randomly announced Friday that she &  beau of two years Tony Parker were “going through a difficult time.”  But we can now leave our head-scratching & say ohhhh.

Famous basketballer Tony Parker was spotted dirty dancing with an ex-girlfriend at the NYC club Marquee.  Parker was getting it on with the blonde bombshell in front of a lot of celebs.  Leonardo DiCaprio, Mick Jagger & Bono all saw the sexual action taking place.

A friend of Longoria’s stated, “Eva was devastated when she found out.”

“The blonde was an ex-girlfriend of Tony’s, and they apparently swapped numbers, but he swears nothing else happened. Eva and Tony are talking right now, trying to work things out.” 

Through her rep, Eva made the statement, “My loyalty remains with Tony.”

What she forgot to say after that was, “But my furious revenge remains with the blonde.”



Mr. T Picture Corner



Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony Sighting Pictures




Jennifer Lopez & husband Marc Anthony were spotted at the LMM International Airport in Puerto Rico Saturday.

Marc looks his usual non-handsome self & Jennifer looks like she just came from a 1970s gala.  But at least the famous couple look happy?

Janet Jackson & Justin Timberlake Talk Reunion

janet_jackson_nipple_high.jpgInsiders are whispering that Janet Jackson is in talks with Justin Timberlake to appear together once again in “some sort of big, live show like the Grammys or the Oscars” as the a publicity stunt.

The two stars have not spoken since the infamous breast-fest at Super Bowl 2004.  During that provocative appearance the duo rocked out to Timberlake’s song “Rock Your Body” when a so-called “wardrobe malfunction” occurred exposing Jackson’s pierced right nipple on national TV.  The incident cost the broadcasting giant CBS $550,000 in fines and plenty of ridicule.  I just thought it was funny, I would have paid to see comedy such as that. 

A Jackson / Timberlake reunion “will help re-boost the sales of their albums” a source added.  Janet just came out with “20 Y.O.” &  Timberlake’s “FutureSex/LoveSounds” could use a little boost.

Sounds fun, count me in!


The Celebrific Lowdown


Celebitchy:  The Eva Longoria & Tony Parker scoop

Gossip or Truth:  Do the Red Thing campaign

I’m Not Obsessed:  Ivanka Trump & Lance Armstrong?

Mollygood:  Paris Hilton’s not-so-cute butt cheeks

PopSugar:  A very pregnant Britney Spears bikini magazine cover

Yeeeah:  Jessica Biel is a very buff woman

Bastardly:  Petra Nemcova pictures

Glitterati Gossip:  George Michael is still very stupid & drunk, as usual

Egotastic:  Rachel Bilson cute PJ pictures


Reverend Al Sharpton 52nd Birthday Party Pictures







The Reverend Al Sharpton celebrated his 52nd birthday with a party hosted by acclaimed filmmaker Spike Lee.

Al & friends took the party to New York City where they did it up in style Sunday.

Celebrity attendees included Paul Mooney, Lil Kim &  of course, Spike Lee.  I can’t imagine a better set of pals to share a birthday bash with.  Happy birthday, Al.  May you always remain as crazy as you are now.


Amanda Peet & David Benioff Wedding Pictures





Well, I told you I would keep you informed.

Here is a lovely picture of the bride & groom.  As reported earlier, actress Amanda Peet & screenwriter David Benioff were married Saturday in New York City. 

The fabulous couple looks beautiful & very happy.  Congrats to them.


Mr. T & James Gandolfini Jets & Colts Game Sighting



The Sopranos star James Gandolfini & sometime star/after-school special extraordinaire Mr. T were spotted at the New York Jets vs Indianapolis Colts as Giants Stadium in New Jersey on Saturday.

The Jets lost 28 to 31 to the Manning-led Colts, but it looks like Gandolfini & Mr. T were able to comfort themselves in the arms of friends and not take the loss too bad.




Amanda Peet & David Benioff Married this Weekend

amanda-peet-david-benioff-married-10-2-2006.jpgI hope to have pictures soon, but we’ll get the news for now.  34-year-old pregnant Studio 60 actress Amanda Peet  & 36-year-old Troy screenwriter David Benioff were married Saturday in New York City.  The ceremony took place at Friends Seminary, a Quaker school where Peet is an alumnus- interesting.

Peet & Benioff first announced their engagement in 2005 after dating for four years, Peet recently announced their pregnancy on Letterman.  This is the first marriage for both, so we’re rooting pretty hard for the cute couple.

The ceremony was a black tie affair, Peet donned a strapless white dress with a black sash.  She carried a large bouquet of white, pink & cream roses.  Peet was all smiles as she walked down the isle to Benioff to a string quartet playing Beethoven’s Piano Concerto.

Peet’s pal Ken Witty stated, “It was a beautiful event.”

“Amanda looked beautiful. They passed the rings around so every single person could
touch them, which was unusual, but nice.”

Celebrity guests attending included actor Mark Ruffalo and actress Elizabeth Berkley.

“They were both glowing,” Ruffalo beamed.

It does sound like a tremendous affair.  Best luck to the happy couple.



Eva Longoria & Tony Paker Relationship Trouble


Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria & basketball star Tony Parker have hit a rough spot.  According to Longoria’s rep, the couple’s two-year relationship may be in danger.

Liza Anderson states, “Eva and Tony are going through a very difficult time right now, just like any other couple with extremely demanding careers.”

Are they preparing us for a break-up?

Tony & Eva met back in November 2004 and they’ve been together ever since.  But from Eva’s side of the story it looks like she’s a bit too lazy to seek out any other fish in the Hollywood sea.

Eva reveals, “There’s no way in the world I would rather be single.”

“Tony is too. I’ve said the only reason Tony and I are going to stay together forever is because we’re too lazy to look for someone else.”

Well isn’t that sweet, a love of convenience.

Tony Danza & Wife Tracy Separate After 20 Years of Marriage



In a ‘Remember him?’ post, Tony Danza & his wife of 20 years, Tracy, are separating.  The 55-year-old Danza & 47-year-old Tracy were married in June 1986, they have two daughters together:  19-year-old college student Katherine & Emily, 12.

Danza gained fame as Tony from the TV sitcom Who’s the Boss & recently hosted The Tony Danza Show which aired for two seasons before being canceled in May.



Beware: Paris & Kathy Hilton Nip Slips





Celebitchy had this fantastic post on a Paris Hilton nip slip.  Not only do we know what Paris looks like underneath all those fashionable clothes, we know where she got that flaunt-it-if-you-got-it philosophy.

Paris’ mom Kathy Hilton shows us how to work it in her very own not-so-nip-slip picture.


Well, we knew she was in Amsterdam, now we know who she’s with.  Paris Hilton & Travis Barker hit the Holland city and haven’t looked back since.  The duo had their Hyde affair, and now they’re taking their PDA to Europe, they must be so happy to have them there.

Paris & Travis have biked around the town, hung with Kim Kardashian, traveled to the Red Light District & sipped cocktails at the trendy Absinthe bar. 

Travis, who only recently split with his wife of two years Shanna Moakler, seems to be trying to hold on to the good thing that is Paris.

Ahhh, young love….  (barf)

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