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Couples Cindy Crawford & hubby Randy Gerber and Pamela Anderson & her thrice-married husband Kid Rock went on a double date at the Rolling Stone fete.

Kind of an unlikely pair & I can even imagine Kid Rock saying, “Cindy Crawford & Randy?  Do we have to, Pam?”

But the couples may be pals as Crawford and Gerber attended the Saint-Tropez leg of Anderson and Kid Rock’s wedding tour.


Eva Longoria Sighting Pictures


Eva Longoria is spotted looking a little rough & ragged out buying the latest papers.  My guess, she flips automatically to the entertainment sections, sees if she’s in there, devours any talk of her & ex-beau Tony Parker & throws away the rest.  The girl does so love herself & her drama.

What do you think?

Ryan Phillippe’s Future Plans Include Smoking Weed

ryan-reese-10-4-2003.jpgFlags of our Fathers star Ryan Phillippe has his vices:  lovely ladies, booze & smoking up.  When wife Reese Witherspoon won a Golden Globe back in January for her performance in Walk the Line, Phillippe jumped up & down while yelling & pumped his fists into the air.  And now, by golly, I think we may know why.

As usual, Rolling Stone always gets the goods.  In a recent interview Ryan stated, “At the Golden Globes I was plastered!” 

Shirley MacLaine and I drank like crazy, just putting away bottles of wine and making fun of everyone.”

When asked about his plans for the future, the actor revealed, “The ultimate 20-year plan is to be living in the Caribbean, writing, living off the land, eating from the ocean and probably smoking herb.”

That’s cute, but somehow I can’t picture that from someone married to Reese.  What do you think?


Madonna Adopts Baby Boy in Malawi

madonna-adopts-10-4-2006.jpgThe queen of pop has a new baby, a baby boy to be exact.  Madonna did indeed adopt a baby in the African country Malawi on Wednesday.  There were rumors abounding about this news prior, but the adoption has been confirmed.

43-year-old Madonna arrived with her entourage in the Malawian capital Lilongwe early Wednesday by private plane & were quickly whisked away to an undisclosed location in a fleet of cars.
Reportedly Madonna chose a one-year-old orphan amoung 12 of the children selected prior to her arrival.  Malawi has countless children orphaned by the AIDS epidemic.
A government spokeswoman stated, “She asked us to identify boys only, which we have done after visiting four orphanages in Lilongwe.”  Originally Madonna had wanted to adopt a girl, but changed her mind two weeks ago.

Malawi has a ban on non-resident adoptions, but lifted the ban for the queen of pop.
The newly adopted child will join her other two children Lourdes, 8 & her son Rocco, 6.

I would have the dreadfulest time picking out only one child to adopt, I would want to adopt all 12.





Larry Birkhead, one of two men claiming paternity on Anna Nicole Smith’s newborn baby, was snapped outside of Toys ‘R Us in NYC September 26. 

The photojournalist has claimed that he, not Anna Nicole’s lawyer & semi-husband Howard K. Stern, is the father of Dannilynn Hope.  Birkhead recently filed a paternity suit in order to establish that he is the real father, not Stern.

But I have to say, isn’t it a little early to start buying pink bears?






Maggie Gyllenhaal gave birth Tuesday at 8pm in a NY-area hospital.  Maggie gave birth two weeks before he due date, but both mother & baby are doing well.

This is the first child for 28-year-old Maggie & 35-year-old fiance Peter Sarsgaard.  The proud parents named the little girl Ramona, I think a fitting name for the couple’s child.

Congrats to the happy couple & looking forward to baby Ramona pictures!


The Celebrific Lowdown


Celebitchy:   Is Anna Nicole Smith an addict?

Gossip or Truth:  Linday Lohan takes her double chin for a walk

I’m Not Obsessed:  Paris Hilton vs Shanna Moakler 

Mollygood:  Meet the Carters special edition video, sure to make you cheery 

PopSugar:  Lost preview 

Yeeeah:  Bon Jovi action figures, just in time for the holidays

Bastardly:  An Audrey Tautou moment

Glitterati Gossip:   Madonna to adopt?

Egotastic:  Mariah Carey bikini concert 


Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen Picture Corner


Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen Dior Show Pictures


Twin sisters Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen look tighter than ever at the Dior show.  Looks like the girls can’t get enough of each other’s company.  Must be a nice thing to have a sister with you through the whole Hollywood experience.

But no matter how much time goes by, they’ll always be the Full House girls to us.


Paris Hilton Tao Butt Pictures


I can’t help butt to think back to high school when I look at these not-really-unexpected pictures of Paris Hilton.  I think of high school not because of a personal catwalk experience, butt because Paris Hilton reminds me of a gril in my class that was mentally handicapped & liked to show all the boys what was under her dress.

And I guess in a way that description fits Paris her on the catwalk at Tao.

Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn Break-Up

jennifer-ansiton-vince-vaughn-split-10-4-2006.jpgThe Vince Vaughn & Jennifer Aniston era is over, the break-up now official.  Gosh, everything is official today, Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott’s pregnancy & now this. 

After weeks & weeks of distance, the Aniston / Vaughn relationship ax fell the week of September 9.  A source close to Vince said the split happened just before he left for London to work on a holiday movie with Joe Clause.

“It’s not common knowledge, but we’re not together anymore,” Vince told his pal on September 13.  The source went on to say that Jennifer & Vince broke-up over the phone in a long conversation.

“We’ve split up,” Vince is reported to have said.
Team Aniston confirms, saying, “They’re 100 percent done.”

Soon after the telephone break-up, Vaughn cancelled plans for Aniston to visit him in London for a September 23 party.

What went wrong, and dear me, what happened to that $500,000, 9.5-carat canary yellow diamond Vince picked out for Jen?

Either way, it’s just too bad.  I thought they were a great match.


Tori Spelling& Dean McDermott Confirm Pregnancy

dean-tori-spelling-pregnant-10-4-2006.jpgWell, the new has finally been confirmed, Tori Spelling isn’t just getting fat, she’s pregnant.  I think Tori needs some joy in her life anyway, with her father Aaron dying in June & that oh-so-bitter war between her & her crazy mom Candy, Tori needs some happiness.

According to a Us Weekly exclusive, the 33-year-old Spelling & her 39-year-old husband of five months Dean McDermott, are having a baby.  Tori is more than three months along & is due in early spring.  Baby Watch 2007 beware!

“Dean and I are thrilled to be expecting our first child together,” Tori stated.

“I can’t wait to be a mom!”

McDermott already has a son, Jack and an adopted daughter Lola, 1 from his marriage to Mary Jo Eustace.  The adoption papers for Lola were just completed when McDermott left Eustace for Tori.  Ouch.

What I’m wondering is whether mom Candy will be a part of her grandchild’s life, I’m going with no.  At least this works in the favor of Tori, a final screw you to her mom?  Dear me, the Spellings have always been an odd bunch.
Tori said earlier in the year, “When I met Dean, I realized what it would be like to create a life that is part him, part me, but pure love.”’

Well at least she’s got the creation part anyway…



Kevin Federline’s ‘CSI’ Fannysmackin’ Debut

k-fed-10-4-2006.jpgIt makes so much sense that Kevin Federline would guest-star on a CSI called “Fannysmackin’.”  K-Fed was cast in the role of “Punk” who harassed investigators Nick & Warrick. 

One of his line?  “I didn’t see nuthin’, brah!”

Truly it was a masterpiece, a must-see, a will-never-forget moment.  Yeah, right.

When originally asked how K-Fed felt when contacted by CSI to play the part, Kevin stated, “I pissed in my pants!”

Yep, that’s our Kevin.



Kate Winslet Takes a Year Off Acting to be a Mom

kate-winslet-10-3-2006.jpgActress Kate Winslet has decided to give up her acting career for a year to be with her children.  Winslet recently came to this decision while working on the film Little Children, in which a mother is emotionally & physically disconnected from her child.

“It was very trying to play a mother who basically couldn’t feel close to or look after the needs of her child,” Winslet stated.

“It was disturbing to put myself into that woman’s head and it made me all the more aware of my own responsibilities as a mother.  It was such a cathartic experience to portray somebody who can’t cope with her life that it reminded me how much I need my own children.”

“That’s why I’ve decided to take a year off to be with the kids and watch them grow and just enjoy the feeling of being very motherly.”

“I’ve done enough good work in my career not to be worried or torn about not working.”

Kate, who has made three films in the past year alone, will be able to take it easy in the following months.  Maybe she’ll have the best birthday ever this year, the actress turns 31 Thursday.



Happy 22nd Birthday to Ashlee Simpson


Happy birthday to you, the SNL song was taboo, but it looks like you’ve grown anew, so Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to the Chicago performer herself, Ashlee Simpson.  May you have an incredible 22nd birthday full of everything you love (nose jobs & lip synching), Ashlee!  

Mischa Barton Picture Corner- Which Mishca is Best?


The Celebrific Lowdown


Celebitchy:  Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher love their guns, how odd

Gossip or Truth:  Ivanka & Lance? 

I’m Not Obsessed:  Jennifer Lopez pregnancy pressure  

Mollygood:  Heidi Klum pregs pictures

PopSugar:  Give it a rest already: More Jessica Simpson & John Mayer rumors

Yeeeah:  Pamela Anderson loves being who she is

Bastardly:  Britney Spears & Justin Timberlake memories

Glitterati Gossip:  More on the Eva & Tony split

Egotastic:  Ha!  Cameron Diaz topless beach pictures


Matt Dillon Blasts President Bush Immigration Policies

matt-dillion-immigration-10-3-2006.jpg42-year-old Crash star Matt Dillon has blasted President George W. Bush’s administration’s immigration polices.  Dillon has accused the leader’s tactics of “denying everything that America stands for.”

Dillon went on to state that he believes that the Bush administration has forgotten the roots of the country and is stunned by plans to build an actual fence along the U.S. & Mexico border in order to curb illegal immigration to the States.

Dillon reveals, “If we deny other people coming to our country then we’re denying everything that America stands for.

“I feel that way especially with our neighbors in Mexico.

“It’s complicated. I don’t have a solution and I don’t pretend to have one.

“We’ve gone backward in many respects.”

I’m glad Matt Dillon has found something worthwhile to be passionate about.



Kate Moss & Pete Doherty Planning Ireland Wedding

kate-moss-pete-doherty-10-3-2006.jpgSupermodel Kate Moss & her Babyshambles frontman & addict Pete Doherty are rumored to be planning a wedding in Ireland- if Pete can stay conscious long enough for a ceremony, which I sincerely doubt.

The cocaine couple were originally looking into getting married on the grounds of Doherty’s beloved QPR football team, but no an Irish celebration it is.

Moss & Doherty recently performed together with Babyshambles at Dublin’s Music Factory and manager Eamonn Tucker had a chance to chat with the famous couple about their plans.

Tucker stated, “They’re very much in love and are planning to either get married here, or at least have their honeymoon in Ireland. They feel very at home here.

“She’s just a very sweet girl who’s very much in love with Pete. He makes her laugh and they’re looking forward to having children soon.”

WTF?  Moss & Doherty children?  Ye gods, that would be a nightmare!



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