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Tony Parker & Eva Longoria Working it Out

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Despite that the relationship was “going through a very difficult time”, Tony enjoyed some blonde company one evening in front of many a celebs & Eva did a little two-timing herself with 33-year-old Mario Lopez, a bit closer to her own age.

24-year-old Parker & 31-year-old Longoria gave been dating for over two years and even announced earlier this year that they planned on getting engaged in the near future.

When news recently broke that Eva Longoria, 31, and her basketball player boyfriend, Tony Parker, 24, were “going through a very difficult time” – and that she was two-timing him with Mario Lopez, 33 – the nearly two-year-old romance seemed doomed.

September 6 Eva flew to France to be with her man, according to a source close to the couple, “He begged her to come.  He said he’ll forgive her, but they need to talk it out.”
 
“She wants to take the heat off what happened with Mario.”

I just don’t get celebrities sometimes, especially this whole Eva-Tony thing.  Here you have a young, sexy, famous basketballer with an old doesn’t-look-good-without-makeup desperate woman.  What gives?  Tony needs a younger, vibrant woman who doesn’t wake up the neighbors with her damn bongos in the morning.

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Nicole Richie Spotted with New Guy Pictures

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Nicole Richie is a busy girl, barely broken up with Brody Jenner and the girl is already being charmed by another gentleman.  Now that’s dedication to the dating world.

 

Tara Reid Spills the Boobie & Lipo Beans

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Tara Reid has finally come clean & spilled all her beans.  Now we all know how Tara was able to do such a turn-around on her appearance, the actress admits that she underwent reconstructive surgery September 6 to repair damages done to her body in 2004 from a joint implant-liposuction procedure.  Somehow that just doesn’t sound too fun.

Here’s Tara now.
 
On Why She Decided to Have Surgery in the First Place:

“I got my breasts done for the first time because my breasts were uneven. I was a 34-B, but the right one was always bigger than the left. I weigh 110 pounds now, but I always used to fluctuate by 10 pounds, so my skin was kind of saggy. I figured, I’m in Hollywood, I’m getting older, I’m going to fix them.”
 
On What Happened:

“First of all, I asked for big Bs, and he did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs, and I didn’t want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, ‘Don’t worry, it’s going to be better.’ But after six months of ‘it’s going to get better,’ it started to get worse and worse.”
 
On Her Decision to Get Liposuction:

“I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted – I’m not going to lie – a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing.”
 

On Revealing her Body Romantically:

Guys I was dating would be like, ‘What’s wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.’ So embarrassing. I mean, you definitely need to turn off the lights, that’s for sure.”
 
Poor, poor Tara, she just wants to have her cake & eat it too.  What do you think about lipo & breast implants?  And does Tara look 100% better after all these procedures?

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George Michael Paris Sighting Pictures

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George Michael, though I barely recognize him not slumped over his car & drunk, was spotted leaving the Four Season’s Georges 5 hotel earlier today.

Michael was on his way to perform at Bercy in Paris. Looks like he is taking care of himself, as there is no spiddle coming down his face. Good job, George. Until the next incident….

Angelina Jolie ‘A Mighty Heart’ Blackface Pictures

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Pictures of Angelina Jolie playing the role of murdered journalist Daniel Pearl’s wife in A Mighty Heart have finally come out.  You can certainly see why so many African-American groups blasted the casting of a caucasian actress in the role of Mariane Pearl who is half Cuban.

Angelina’s skin has been darkened for the role, giving the media a filed day with the word ‘blackface’.

What do you think- should Angelina Jolie play the role of Mariane Pearl in A Mighty Heart?

Niki Taylor Picture Corner

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Model Niki Taylor & NASCAR Driver Burney Lamar Engaged

nicky-taylor-engaged-nascar-10-10-2006.jpgHot off the press, supermodel Niki Taylor said yes to a marriage proposal from NASCAR driver Burney Lamar.

26-year-old Lamar popped the question at Taylor’s parents’ house in Florida, September 15.  31-year-old Taylor accepted the proposal and the two plan to marry early next year.

Taylor & Lamar met in January at a charity event.  Earlier this year Niki stated, “I looked at Burney and said to myself, ‘This is the guy I’m going to marry.'”

The ring is a custom job with a 2-carat oval diamond held in an antique setting, designed by Jerry Lindsey of Brentwood, Tennessee.

We’re so glad that Taylor has some love in her life.  Back in 2001 Niki suffered from a near-fatal car wreck, but after over 41 surgeries the strong woman & mother of two is back on her feet.  Taylor currently lives in Nashville, Tennessee where she owns a boutique called Abbie + Jesse’s. 

Congrats to the lovebirds!

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The Celebrific Lowdown

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Celebitchy:   Kirsten Dunst quitting acting for art school

Gossip or Truth:  Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie in India video

I’m Not Obsessed:  Ruben’s secret diet

Mollygood:   Beyonce hearts her hair rollers

Yeeeah:  Lindsay Lohan’s not-so-pretty pictures

Bastardly:  The Eva Mendes crack

Glitterati Gossip:   Katie Couric lands on her head

Hollywood Tuna:  Natalie Portman looks pretty in purple in Paris

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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie made a $100,000 donation to the Daniel Pearl Foundation in memory of the American journalist who was kidnapped and tragically killed in Pakistan February 2002.

The monetary gift was made through the Jolie-Pitt Foundation and was presented Tuesday, what would have been the late Pearl’s 43rd birthday.

Pitt & Jolie made a statement released by their rep, “On this day our thoughts go out to Danny’s family.” 

“The Daniel Pearl Foundation is celebrating this day, his birthday, with music festivals around the world. The festivals are a great reminder of not just Danny’s work as a journalist but of his life and his love of music.”

Brad & Angelina arrived last week (see rickshaw pictures) in Pune, India to film a biopic of the Wall Street Journal reporter Pearl.  Angelina will be playing the part of his wife, Mariane Pearl. 

Brangelina strikes again, making the world a better place.

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Jimmy Buffett: The French are Idiots

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Jimmy Buffett thinks the French are a bunch of idiots & don’t know the difference between prescription medication & the drug Ecstasy.

Jimmy, is of course, speaking about that experience he had at the Toulon-Hyères International Airport where custom officials claimed he had 100 tablets of Ecstasy in his luggage.  The “Margaritaville” singer had to pay a $380 fee, endure the embarrassment and move on with his life.

Recently Buffett posted on his blog, stating, “I don’t know about you, but at a few months away from turning 60, I carry a few prescriptions, including a B vitamin supplement called Foltx . . . ‘Ecstasy,’ they said. I have never taken it and couldn’t tell you the difference between a hit of Ecstasy and Excedrin PM.”

“My vices these days consist of boat drinks, beer, wine and the occasional hot fudge sundae . . . I paid the fine, gathered my bags and my friends and as soon as they opened that door, I walked, rather rapidly towards my plane and flew out. The stern-faced authorities couldn’t take the truth as the simple answer . . . [and tried] to turn vitamins into ecstasy.”

Jimmy’s pals are backing him up as well, writer Jay McInerney stated, “Jimmy’s drug days are long past. The guy drinks a little good burgundy with dinner and that’s it.”

So maybe the French custom officials need some more lessons in telling the difference between old man Viagra & Ecstasy.  What do you think?

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Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie BFF

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Well, it looks like the long-running feud between Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie is over at last, or maybe that was just round one- we’ll see anyhoo.

Paris revealed, “I love Nicole, and I’m so glad we’re friends again.”

“I missed her. She’s like my sister — we’ve known each other 23 years. I’m glad we can put the feud behind us. I’m really happy she’s back in my life.”

Wow, brave words spoken by Paris.  Well, at least she was able to put a nicely structured sentence together, right?

Hilton & Richie fell out back in April 2005 and refused to speak with each other despite The Simple Life filming.

It looks like The Simple Life actually brought the two back together.  A source close to the new BFF stated, “Paris and Nicole were due to meet with E! to discuss concepts for the next season of The Simple Life, and they decided to meet first.”

I’m still thinking round two is coming.  What do you think?

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Celebrity Quote of the Day: Paul Rudd

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“My parents lost me in a bet, so I was raised by an Asian bookie who had sinister ties to drug lords in Tokyo. Have you seen ‘Black Rain’ with Michael Douglas? My childhood was just like that.”

~Paul Rudd

 

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‘Flags of Our Fathers’ L.A. Premiere Pictures

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Clint Eastwood & Steven Spielberg celebrated the premiere of Flags of Our Fathers in Los Angeles Monday.  It looks like Eastwood might have been able to pull off another good movie.

Everyone was attendance including Clint’s wife Dina and children Kyle & Alison Eastwood.  What’s funny about our man Clint is that he’s only been married twice, but has seven children from five different women.  Clint really got around didn’t he?  And then there was that airline hostess….

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Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson Spotting Pictures

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Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson were spotted enjoying a bite at A Votre Sante in Brentwood. Friday.  The two lovebirds are still trying to keep their budding relationship under wraps, but after these dinners out & that Hawaii vacation, I’m ready for the two to come out.

What do you think, KatOw or WilHud?

Pics thanks to Us Weekly

 

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That’s Sharon Stone? Pictures

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Well, ladies, now we don’t have to feel so bad during those off days of ours.  Just take a look at what a little concealer, foundation & lipstick did for sexy Sharon Stone.

They said it best when they said celebrities are just like us, only a little crazier & a little wealthier.

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Sienna Miller may think monogamy is dead, remember that infamous quote?  “I don’t know, monogamy is a weird thing for me. It’s an overrated virtue, because, let’s face it, we’re f-cking animal.”

But 21-year-old starlett Scarlett Johansson recently told Rolling Stone that she is a one-man woman.  Here she is now.

“When I’m in a relationship, I’m in a relationship. [My boyfriend] Josh [Hartnett] is very sweet.  He’s a good boy. A great person. I’m very lucky and I’m very happy. Contrary to popular belief, I’m not promiscuous. ”

“There does seem to be a mistaken belief out there that I am sexually available somehow which is not to say that I’m not open-minded about sex. Yet I wouldn’t say I’m a serial monogamist, either. I mean, I went through periods of time when I was, ah, single. I do think on some basic level we are animals, and by instinct we kind of breed accordingly.”

Scarlett does insist on being on the safe side all the same, “I get tested for HIV twice a year…one has to be socially aware. It’s part of being a decent human, to be tested for STDs. It’s just disgusting behavior when people don’t. It’s just so irresponsible.”

So true, so true.  Do you think Scarlett has a good head on her shoulders or just a good pair of shoulders?

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George Clooney Does ‘Vanity Fair’ Pictures

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I know you’re going to love these Cary Grant-esqee pictures of George Clooney & his cover partner in crime, Gemma Ward.

Clooney & Ward look classic, beautiful, handsome, lovely & genuine all at the same time, not one of which Paris Hilton can muster.  Enjoy the pics!

They’re Back: Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie Pictures

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We all knew they would get back together, it was just a matter of time. Paris Hilton & newly-renewed BFF Nicole Richie reunited (and it feels so good) in West Hollywood’s Dan Tana’s restaurant on Sunday.

Here’s what I’m hoping: Paris can help Nicole rediscover food & Nicole can help Paris rediscover un-hoebag-like-behavior. It’s a lot to ask, but there’s always that little thing called hope.

Dustin Screech Diamond Porn Tape to Launch

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Well, it looks like the day & Dustin Diamond have finally come (ha ha ha).  Saved by the Bell’s Screech will be releasing his porn unto the world.  Is this a sign of the apocalypse?  I feel certain that it might be.

David Hans Schmidt, of Paris Hilton sex tape fame, has struck a deal with to distribute Dustin Diamond’s sex tape. While Screech has publicly protested the sale of his threesome, it did not stop the former actor from stopping by The Howard Stern Show & MSNBC Wednesday to discuss the disgusting details.

All I have to say is this:  barf.




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