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Russell Crowe Wants to Play Steve Irwin in a Biopic Movie

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Gladiator star Russell Crowe wants to play the part of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin in a movie about his life. 

Irwin tragically died earlier this month from a stingray barb to the heart he received while snorkeling off the coast of Australia.  Australia Zoo held a memorial service at their Crocoseum Wednesday for the much-missed naturalist.

Sources say Australian native Crowe has already contacted Universal Studios with plans for an Irwin biopic.

A source states, “It’s not about money for Russell–it’s about honoring his mate.

“Steve once told Russell that he wanted him to play him in a movie version of his life.”

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Lindsay Lohan Mom Management Problems

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On September 14 at NYC’s Philippe restaurant while celebrating her mom’s, who is also her manager, 44th birthday, things turned ugly when Dina Lohan tried to pick a fight with her famous daughter.

According to one onlooker, Lindsay “was miserable” and eventually stormed out telling her mom to “go to hell.”

Lindsay “was miserable,” says one witness, and stormed out, telling her mom to “go to hell.”

“(Lindsay) is no longer a teenager. She needs her mother less in a managing capacity and more as a family member.”

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Thursday Celebrific Sighting Pictures

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Death Certificate Issued for Anna Nicole Smith Son Daniel

anna-nicole-smith-daniel-wayne-death-certificate-9-22-2006.jpgA death certificate has finally been issued for Anna Nicole Smith’s son Daniel Wayne.  There has been much skepticism surrounding the death of the 20-year-old. 

Daniel Wayne Smith was visiting Anna Nicole in the Bahamas after she had given birth to a baby daughter when he tragically & suddenly died in bed September 10.  Since that time experts have been trying to figure out the exact cause of death. 

Anna Nicole Smith’s attorney, Michael Scott, stated that she was issued the death certificate so that Smith could bury her son pending the outcome of some additional tests, the results are expected to take about two weeks.

In a statement Scott said, “It is not unusual in instances where the cause of death cannot be determined to issue a death certificate.  This is not a matter of special treatment being given in this particular case.”

Anna Nicole is trying to move forward in her life and take care of her newborn daughter and has filed for a birth certificate for the baby girl.  Anna will be remaining in the Bahamas, as she has been granted permanent residency.

Scott added, “She’s much better.”

“You never get over that, you get through it. Time is the catalyst for that.”

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Kevin Federline Brings Home the Bacon with Five Star Vintage Job

kevin-federline-fashion-job-9-21-2006.jpgIt looks like one- Kevin Federline has found another way to make money than mooch on wife Britney Spears and making terrible music albums; and two- that I will never buy anything from Five Star Vintage clothing company.

Just a few shorts days after bringing newborn baby Sutton home from the hospital, K-Fed has found a new job.  He will be the face of  Five Star Vintage’s holiday clothing line.  Gag.  Who wants to see that?

A company spokesperson lied & states, “He is a maverick, making his own choices when it comes to his music, his fashion and his celebrity.”

“He is constantly in the public eye, which makes him a good spokesman for our line.”

Does this mean wife beaters & hang-low ripped jeans are on the holiday gift menu?

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Lindsay Lohan Impromptu Dance Video

lindsay-lohan-dance-video-9-21-2006.jpgUmmm, Lindsay, what are you doing?  Between cigarette puffs, Lindsay Lohan breaks is down at The Lot.

Lohan seems to be performing the part of a toy soldier in the “Nutcracker” as she kicks, stretches, and does some very odd dance-like moves in the parking lot.

After feeling something amiss, Lohan sees the cameraman and discontinues her hilarious high stepping & walks away to torment others with this impromptu choreography.

See the video at TMZ.

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Jessica Simpson’s New ‘Employee of the Month’ Look

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Jessica Simpson’s new look for the Employee of the Month premier.  What do we think?  I’m thinking it’s a Stepford Wives look.

In a recent interview, Jessica Simpson revealed that her Employee co stars helped her be a happier person, as if that was possible, Jess.

She says, “I was going through a pretty rough time. So all these guys really lightened my day. They made it bright. We all became such great friends. It was a great getaway for me.”

“A great time to just sit back and relax and laugh and enjoy myself, enjoy my friends and enjoy life. And the cast and crew reaped the benefits. I made cupcakes here and there. I love to bake so I would bring stuff to the set all the time.”

Sure, Jessica.  So then with all that baking, how do you keep such a lovely, petite figure?  I think she means to say is that Little Debbie makes cupcakes here and there.

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Rockers & new parents Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale took a stroll with 3-month-old baby Kingston. The happy family was spotted in London’s Primrose Hill district Wednesday.

That’s sweet, it looks like Gavin is trying to help with Gwen’s do.

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George Clooney Attacks Media

george-clooney-darfur-media-attack-9-21-2006.jpgHollywood hunk, actor & activist George Clooney has launched an attack on the media at large, and most especially the New York Times.

A staunch opponent of President George W. Bush, Clooney charges the media with beating around the Bush when it comes to George W’s performance as the country’s leader.  He blames the American public for focusing too much on reality TV instead of real news.

Clooney states, “In the year-and-a-half or two years leading up to the war in Iraq, both in print and in broadcast journalism, the media took a pass on its responsibilities. I don’t think there’s anyone that would deny it–The New York Times certainly hasn’t.

“And if The New York Times and The Washington Post and USA Today are all reneging on their responsibility, then believe me it’s going down to the local news level as well.

“This has really been a poor time in journalism. We already had a Congress on the same side as the White House. We needed a Fourth Estate more than ever, to say, ‘Let’s at least ask questions before we do these things.’

“The media’s failings reflect on the rest of us too. It took, what, three months after September 11 before reality shows became big again? There’s a responsibility to be upheld.”

I have a weak spot for George Clooney, that’s all I’ll say.

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Anna Nicole Smith Sold Son Daniel Pictures for Funeral

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Anna Nicole Smith apparently sold the last known photographs of her son Daniel Wayne in order to pay for his funeral expenses.

The family pictures were taken in the Bahamas two days after the birth of Anna Nicole’s daughter was born and just hours before 20-year-old Daniel was found dead.

What happened to all that Playboy & Anna Nicole Smith Show money?
 

 

Katie Holmes to Play Victoria Posh Beckham in Biopoc

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Katie Holmes has been picked to play a pal of hers in an upcoming biopic.  Holmes is slated to play Victoria Posh Beckham in a new movie about soccer star David Beckham.

Holmes and fiance Tom Cruise are closed friends with the Beckhams and were hoping that they would both be involved with the film.  However, Tom will not be taking on the role of David due to their “marked physical differences” and because no one likes him anymore.

An insider stated, “Tom has a brilliant grasp of what the public want to see and thought David’s story was wonderful.

“A football star emerges from humble origins, there’s drama within the matches and romance in his love affair with Victoria at the height of her pop-star fame.

“At the time Tom was seeing quite a lot of David and Victoria. The quartet are very close friends and the Beckhams would only be happy about their story being used if Tom and Katie were involved.”

Yeah, they were seeing a lot of each other.  That’s what people do who are trying to take you over to the dark Scientology side.

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The Celebrific Lowdown

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PopSugar:  Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson are coming out

Celebitchy:  Drew Barrymore to star in thriller film

PITNB:  Justin Timberlake celebrates new album

Gossip or Truth:  Prison Break update

Egotastic:  Fergie bra slip

Perez Hilton:  Brad Pitt new tattoo?

Just Jared:  Nicole Richie rocks the red carpet

IDLYITW:  Michael Jackson is getting creepier, I didn’t think that was possible

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Kate Moss & Pete Doherty Spotted

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Kate Moss has been a busy girl lately, taking on a designing career and still having time to drop in on on-again-off-again boyfriend Pete Doherty.

Kate stopped by Pete’s current rehab clinic, the Priory, just outside London Wednesday.  Doherty is facing five drug offenses that have been deferred until December 4th. 

Maybe this will be the rehab stint that will make Pete sober?

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Hotel heiress, socialite, brand & self-proclaimed singer Paris Hilton has finally come clean.  She’s doesn’t know a damn thing.

Page Six reports that while investigators were looking into the home invasion of ”Girls Gone Wild” producer Joe Francis, Hilton stated that she was not a credible witness.

“Like I really…I don’t remember. I’m not like that smart.”

“I like forget stuff all the time.”

Not so smart Hilton goes on to tell investigators that some of her own “private tapes” were also stolen from the home, but her father had warned the blonde princess to not pay for their return.

“So if you pay somebody, then you’re gonna be paying for the rest of your life.”

“My dad always taught me. They’ll keep the tape anyway.”

Yes, I’m sure he did.  I’m sure Daddy Hilton had some blackmail experience himself.

So, maybe this is a brilliant move by Paris to continue to convince people that she’s a complete idiot, thereby allowing her to get by with just about anything?

What do ya think?  Yeah, I don’t buy that either.

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Jack Nicholson Reveals He’s a Horny Old Man

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Next career move for Jack Nicholson?  I’m thinking Viagra spokesman.

In the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine, Jack admits that he’s never bought a condom and that in the past year his sexual partners “[have] covered the territory from twenty-one to sixty-one.”

Wow.  That’s one for the creepy file, having sex with Jack Nicholson.

Jack’s office seems to take care of him fairly good care of them, “If I needed a porn picture or something like that, my staff normally does that kind of shopping for me.”

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Josh Hartnett Picture Corner

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Kate Moss Turns from Cocaine User to Designer

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Supermodel Kate Moss has put down the cocaine and is trying a new career approach, designing.

Moss will be embarking on the path of fashion design will British company Topshop.

Kate stated, “I have always been a big fan of Topshop and regularly shop there. I love what they stand for and am very excited at the thought of working with them. It’s going to be great fun.”

Hmmm, I’m thinking she should have taken a stab at designing while on charlie, might have helped in the creative process.  Maybe Pete can help her with that part…

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Paris Hilton & Stavros Niarchos Teen Vogue Party Pictures

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Isn’t this so last summer?  Paris Hilton & ex (or maybe not) Greek socialite Stavros Niarchos were spotted photographing themselves at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party at the Sunset Tower in Hollywood last night.

Hmmm, what are those two getting into these days?
 

The Manny is Back: Now Protecting Jude Law

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The Manny is back.  Perry Taylor who we know & love from protecting Britney Spears & family looks to now be employed by none other than Jude Law.

Why the new Law assignment?  Did Jude see a little something extra in this one?  Well, maybe the on-again-off-again Sienna Miller will reap some rewards.

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