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Axl Rose Spotted on South Beach Pictures




Axl Rose was spotted on the shores of South Beach Thursday.  I’m not sure why we still care about the Guns ‘N Roses ex-frontman, but here he is all the same.

Well, that must give Axl some props to still have paparazzi following his skinny, white ass.

Brooke Hogan Celebrates ‘Undiscovered’ Album Release




Brooke Hogan celebrated her Undiscovered album release with her father Hulk & none other than Dennis Rodman.

The release party took place Tuesday at the Marquee in New York City where everyone was listening to the grating silence as no one was buying her damn album. 

Ashlee Simpson Sells Out to Sketchers Shoe Campaign

ashlee-simpson-sketchers-campaign-10-25-2006.jpg22-year-old Ashlee Simpson has been a busy girl this year.  First the plastic surgery make-over, then Chicago, now the singer/sometime actress is launching a Sketchers shoes campaign.  Where oh where does the girl find the time?

Ashlee was spotted at the scene of her selling out crime in London today as she launched the Ashlee Simpson Sketchers line.  How exciting.  Now all she needs is her own perfume.  Wait, doesn’t she already have that?



Paris Hilton Says Sorry for Drunk Driving


Paris Hilton, who was arrested for drunk driving September 7, does a little I’m Sorry in the December issue of Seventeen magazine.

“All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive – it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don’t take any chances. It just isn’t worth it,” Hilton states.

The hotel heiress also reveals to the teen magazine that, holy crap!, she has yet to reach her sexual peak.  Watch out, world, a hormone-raging Paris will be out on the streets in just a few short years.

25-year-old Paris stated, “I think you like [sex] when you’re, like, in your thirties.”

Wow.  She is so intuitive.



George Clooney Spotted in Italy




Infamous lover George Clooney was spotted revving it up in Lake Como, Italy this weekend.

The director/actorsown a villa in the area and likes to take it on the road. 

What do you think, is George Clooney a hot biker boy?

Madoption News: Madonna Adoption Update

madonna-adoption-news-10-23-2006.jpgWell, we’ve heard statements from just about everyone regarding Madonna’s adoption of 1-year-old Malawian toddler David Banda.  First David’s father Yohane Banda made negative comments regarding the queen of pop, then Madonna came out with her own statement, then Yohane made a statement supporting the material girl, and now Yohane is back stating that he never knew that adoption was for keeps.

The 32-year-old Banda stated, “Our understanding was that they [Madonna and & her husband Guy Ritchie] would educate and take care of our son just as they were doing at the orphanage.”

“If we were told that she wants to take the baby as her own we could we could not have consented because I see no reason why I should give away my son,” Banda stated.

“Mr. Kilembe (Director for Child Welfare) and the pastor explained to me that Madonna would take care of my son; I am just realizing now the meaning of adoption,” Yohane said.

“We are still thankful Madonna has rescued him from poverty and disease: we pray for the good Lord to keep blessing her for her benevolence,” says Banda.

Poor Madonna, all she wanted to do is adopted a baby…


Project Runway- Are You Happy with Winner Jeffrey Sebelia?




As we reported Thursday, Jeffrey Sebelia was the winner of Bravo’s third season of Project Runway.

Although Sebelia’s designs were incredible & funky, many fans of the show are disappointed that he walked away with the designer crown.

What do you think, who would you have wanted to triumph?

Michael Knight (fan favorite), Jeffrey Sebelia, Uli Herzner or Laura Bennett?  

Thanks to Us Weekly for the pic.

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Performs on NBC Today Show Friday


Sean “Diddy” Combs, pictured here with fans outside NBC studios in Rockefeller Plaza, performed for The Today Show Friday much to the excitement of his fans.

The NYC broadcast was just as exciting as Combs’, minus you could see him like 100 times better.  Sean showed up for the performance in a very sheek vest, tie & pants number, all in refined gray color.

We are so happy to see Sean’s career going so well.

The Celebrific Lowdown


Celebitchy:   Heather Mills gets schooled by guy who introduced her & Paul McCartney 

Bastardly:  Elizabeth Hurley signs on to Estee Lauder’s Pink Ribbon campaign

Perez Hilton:   Jermaine quits work because of Janet Jackson

I’m Not Obsessed:  Go ahead & ask John Legend a question, I know you want to

Gossip or Truth:   How Jessica Simpson left Nick Lachey

Yeeeah:   Britney Spears’ diet strategy secrets

Glitterati Gossip:   Dog food is delicious?  Celebs are so fruity

Hollywood Tuna:  Paris Hilton & all her damn animals



Snoop Dogg celebrated his 35th birthday with a surprise party at ML Hollywood Friday.

The veteran rapper looks like he is having a blast, and then some with his ginormous birthday cake as well as with Lil’ Jon at the L.A. party.

Happy Birthday to the Snoop, may he have many more to come!


Paris Hilton & Tinkerbell Spotted Shopping in Malibu



Hmmm, what to say about this Paris Hilton / Tinkerbell picture?  The hat?  The fact that Paris looks like she trying to pick up a rat?  Or the fact that it’s so surprising that Paris doesn’t have a porn career?  No, wait- I guess she does have one of those!

Paris Hilton & longtime pal Tinkerbell joined up for a Malibu shopping spree Thursday.  The two looked quite content with each other & glad to be out on the town. 

t-r-knight-greys-anatomy-gay-10-20-2006.jpgGrey’s Anatomy star T.R. Knight confirms the rumors & says that he is, in fact, gay.  But hopes the folks at home don’t consider that “the most interesting part of me.”   Well, done, T.R., well done.

33-year-old Knight addressed the sexuality issue Thursday amid many a rumor regarding that part of his personal life.  Here is T. R. now. 

“I guess there have been a few questions about my sexuality, and I’d like to quiet any unnecessary rumors that may be out there.”

“While I prefer to keep my personal life private, I hope the fact that I’m gay isn’t the most interesting part of me.”

T.R. plays Dr. George O’Malley on the ABC hospital drama Grey’s Anatomy and his other screen credits include CSI & Law & Order.




36-year-old Claudia Schiffer says that models are too thin & are no longer attractive.  Now, isn’t that a little like the pot calling the kettle black?

“It doesn’t really look good any more,” Schiffer recently stated.
“Fashion looks good on thin models, but when you look at today’s models you can not help but think there is something wrong. They are way too thin. It is only bones that stick out.”
“Models have always been thin. But today, they are even thinner, which is unbelievable.” the model goes on to say.”

“Ever since I started having children, I can eat whatever I want. I eat chocolate almost every day and drink whole milk so that I don’t lose any more (weight).”
“When media started writing that I looked too thin and ill, I went to the doctor. He said I was healthy,” she said. “I didn’t gain weight after the pregnancies. I hope it stays like that.”

I’m all about Claudia coming clean on this unhealthy wave of modeling, but I have to say that Schiffer, who weighs in at 125 pounds & is a staggering 5’11”, may need to consult the recommended weight guideline for her height & age- which is 140 pounds if you’re interested.

Well, Claudia Schiffer still looks beautiful no matter how much her clavicle sticks out.


Anna Nicole Smith’s Son Daniel Buried Thurday in Bahamas


Anna Nicole Smith buried her 20-year-old son Daniel Wayne Thursday in the Bahamas.  Daniel died September 10 after a lethal combination of methadone, Zoloft & Lexapro.  He was visiting his mom & newborn sister Dannielynn in the hospital we he passed away. 

A private memorial service was held for the young man with about 25 guests in attendance and was reportedly held at Lake View cemetery.  Daniel was buried in his favorite type clothes- a trucker cap, t-shirt & blue jeans.
Sources indicate that Anna Nicole was wearing a black dress & veil made specifically for the occasion by Beverly Hills couture designer friend Pol Atteu, the same pal who made Anna’s wedding dress for her last minute semi-wedding to lawyer Howard K. Stern.

There are so many things wrong with this, I cannot begin.

May Daniel rest in peace is all I can say.



tom-cruise-katie-holmes-dress-wedding-armani-10-19-2006.jpgWell, I’ve been trying to sit on this hot topic until something solid came out, and it looks like we have just that.  It’s official, Katie Holmes will show up for her wedding in Armani.

The one & only Giorgio Armani was asked to design Katie Holmes’ wedding dress for her wedding to Tom Cruise.

Director of Public Relations for Armani, Rod Manley, stated, “I can confirm that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have asked Giorgio Armani to design their official wedding attire for their upcoming marriage.”

Manley added that Armani photographers will be at the scene taking pictures, along with photographers hired by Cruise, Scientologists no doubt.

The couple seem to be falling in love with Italy hard core.  As reported earlier, Holmes & Cruise changed their ceremony locating recently to an undisclosed location in Italy that’s expected to take place at some point in November.  Damn, Armani better start getting busy with that kind of date around the corner!

“You feel really beautiful in [Armani's clothes],” Holmes once said of the designer.

“Since he knows everything that flatters a woman’s body, you can’t help looking tasteful and sophisticated in them.”
Well, I imagine that whatever Armani decides to go with, it will look radiant on Katie.  Looking forward to the pictures.  Will keep you up-to-date on an more TomKat wedding news.






Well, well, well, what do we have here?  Katie Holmes spotted at legendary Beverly Hills jeweler David Orgell’s shop on Wednesday?

Hmmm, what on earth could we be getting there, little Miss Katie?  Could it be a lovely, new wedding band for husband-to-be Tom Cruise, hmmmm?  Or maybe just indulging in a nice gift for yourself on hump day?  I’m going with the former, with all these wedding rumors, the girl better get planning!

Victoria Posh Beckham Takes a Bite Out of Paris as SpaceZilla


Victoria “Posh” Beckham is seen taking a big bite out of fashion capital Paris.  Why is Posh doing such a thing?

Why, it’s for the November issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine.  Victoria looks like SpaceZilla- a lonely, fashion-savvy woman from another planet that hates our fashion here on Earth & will be dammed if she lets it go on.  So she takes a large bite out of Paris & eats everyone including Tommy Hilfiger.  I like it.

In the November issue of Bazaar, Posh will be talking about her up & coming new line, DVB, which is set to debut in January 2007.  Here’s hoping I won’t be forced to wear what she’s wearing her.  That silly SpaceZilla, what will she think of next?


The Celebrific Lowdown


Celebitchy:   Paris Hilton’s tendency to ruin, well, just about everything

Bastardly:   Christina Applegate is not ready to be called a has-been

Perez Hilton:   Brooke Hogan thinks a lot of herself

I’m Not Obsessed:  O.J. Simpson confesses, hypothetically

Gossip or Truth:   Christina Aguilera comes out of the proverbial closet

Yeeeah:   Kirsten Dunst does stand-up, and badly

Glitterati Gossip:   Wanna get married on MTV???  Now’s your chance.

Hollywood Tuna:  Lindsay Lohan wants an Oscar, and now dammit!

Tommy Hilfiger Paris Store Opening Pictures





Tommy Hilfiger is so, umm, gay?  The well-known designer celebrates the Tommy Hilfiger Paris store opening Thursday. 

Tommy was enthusiastically greeted by an unknown guest, Lindsay Lohan & Dee as they were ringing in the new Parisian store will glee.  Well, at least Hilfiger isn’t punching anyone….



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