Sarah Jessica Parker

You can probably guess who made it to Maxim’s
List of ”Sexiest Celebs” — like Charlize Theron and Jessica Alba. But guess who they slammed on their “Unsexiest” list?

 Sarah Jessica Parker was declared the “least sexiest girl in a group of very unsexy women” (guess she’s not getting sex in this city). Amy Winehouse made it to No. 2 thanks to her “hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat’s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats.” Sandra Oh of Grey’s Anatomy was called “boyish” while Madonna and Britney (who were once thought the sexiest women of their generation) were declared either “self-righteous” or just nuts.

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