Kevin Federline Speaks to Britney Spears Through Shower Door

Posted by Allison as Breakups & Goodbyes, Mischief & Mayhem at 3:43 PM PST

15/11/2006

Always the poet, Kevin Federline took a pen to his dressing room shower at the House of Blues in Chicago a day after estrange wife Britney Spears filed for divorce.

K-Fed penned such an elegant & tasteful communiqué to Spears, I was left nearly in tears.

As you can see, Federline pulls from his heart, these words:

“Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
F–k a wife
Give me my kids B-tch!
–Kevin Federline”

According to sources, these signatures match, so don’t even begin to think it’s a forgery. And really, who can do Kevin Federline better that Kevin Federline? And that was so Kevin Federline.

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