Britney and kid
The judge granted Britney 3 monitored visits a week, but only if she childproofs her home, takes weekly random drug and alcohol tests, and meets with a parenting coach (we assume courses will include “why you can’t drink vodka while breastfeeding” and “good mommies don’t flash photographers”).  

Britney’s been reported to yell at her tots, “You were both mistakes!” No, Britney, you are.

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