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Katy Perry is finally taking a stand on her relationship with John Mayer: she’s laying down some ground rules.

What's that smirk on Katy Perry's face? Must be her rules. (Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images)

What’s that smirk on Katy Perry’s face? Must be her rules. (Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images)

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Heads up Russell Brand your ex-wife is hanging out at the Chateau Marmont with no other than the serial celebrity dater John Mayer. Uh-oh!

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John Mayer Starts The Apocalypse


So the story goes like this, John Mayer goes to Butter nightclub in NYC. Lindsay Lohan goes to Butter nightclub in NYC. Samantha Ronson is DJing at Butter nightclub in NYC. Do I even need to finish?

Lindsay sat at John’s table. John worked some moves with Samantha and got her to come join his table. The three had a great time and went their separate ways…or did they? Have you ever known John Mayer to pass up on a piece of the pie? Have you known Lindsay Lohan to miss eating the last sausage on the grill?

This is what came from their Twitter accounts that fateful night.

@johncmayer shhhhhhhhhhhhhh butter-face :)


I’ve got to finish boning my mistress early so that I can go home and explain to my kid that he’s lost a role model. What a shame.


Now I’m not saying they boned, but they had sex. Please do not bother to reach the CDC in Atlanta because the whole facility has been relocated to New York to handle the STD apocalypse. The Mayans believed the world would end in 2012 through natural disasters. This is completely and utterly false. The world will end when the orgy of Lindsay Lohan, John Mayer, Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt and Carrot Top has reached its pinnacle and giant crab-like monsters roam the Earth.

I will be safely stowed away in my Trojan covered bunker. Did you know Twinkies last forever?

If you really care to follow these events, Celebitchy has much more info.

Jen Aniston And John Mayer Back Together?!

If sources are right, then Jen and John are a couple again! Goodbye Gerard Butler! Goodbye Bradley Cooper!


A source close to Jennifer Aniston says that you won’t see her dating normal guys; that what she does is to go after the hottest guy at the moment, so that she will get herself in the limelight. Think Brad Pitt, John Mayer, Bradley Cooper, and Gerard Butler. I think, it’s circumstantial evidence at best. I think that someone might be having a little spat with Jennifer and feels like getting back at her, but then again, I have been wrong many times.


Scheana Marie And John Mayer Having Fun

One Splendid Evening, Sponsored By Carnival Cruise Lines And Benefiting VH1 Save The Music- Inside
Don’t ask me what kind of fun, except that Scheana Marie simply said that. Rumors are going around that she and John Mayer are dating. They’re not “together” but they’re having fun, OK.


John Mayer SINGLE

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He is NOT with Jennifer Aniston anymore, and that’s straight from the horse’s mouth. He says that he is single and that there is no one special in his life right now.

2009 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter - Arrivals

Again? This pair has been going on and off for as long as we can remember. Rumors are going around that the couple have – again – split after Jen came back from Europe to promote Marley and Me. Sources say that it is John who dumped Jen. Poor girl!

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer walking back to John's apartment together after eating dinner in New York City

The couple threw all inhibition to the air as the paparazzi snapped photos away on their double date night. Jen & John are normally reserved in public but that night, it seemed that they didn’t care that the whole world was watching them as they showed their affection for each other. Happy for them!


Aniston told Mayer to marry her

We’ve recently reported that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have reunited.

But reports are now starting to come out that as part of Aniston’s condition to take back Mayer, she made him promise that they will get married.

Is there such a term as a shotgun proposal?


Aniston, Mayer romance part deux

It looks like love is in the air again for both Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer.

There are reports that the two of them were seen kissing in Los Angeles two days ago. A reconciliation after Mayer basically pratted on about how they broke up? Only in Hollywood I tell you.

All alone

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Bad move, John. Sources say that John Mayer’s lost a lot of his publicity appeal now that Jennifer Aniston’s gone. What, you thought people just wanted to see more of you?! Yeah, right. No wonder Jennifer looks sooooo happy. Loss of celebritydom is the best revenge.


John Mayer: no chemistry with Jen

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John Mayer speaks up on the break up with Jennifer Aniston. No, it’s not what people think — no ugly cat fights or third parties. Just no chemistry.

He seemed emotional, nervous and sad. “She is one of the smartest, most sophisticated women I know.”


Breaking up?

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So is it true? Have John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston split up?

Multiple sources have confirmed it, with one adding that “they are in different places in their life.” That’s funny. Jennifer Aniston’s done nothing but go to his concerts since they started dating in April.


John reveals fling with fan

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No wonder Jennifer Aniston goes to all of John Mayer’s concerts — the singer candidly admitted that he had once hooked up with a fan.



Well folks, the word on the street by a pimp named Slim is that John Mayer & surfer girl Cameron Diaz might be trying to get into each other’s pants.

The rumors are flying that Mayer & Diaz were seen enjoying a romantic dinner in New York City earlier this week.  The duo were spotted cozying up & doing  their fair share of canoodling. 

While it’s always super crazy exciting when new couples develop, I think I’m going to have to wait on some hot images before I can believe this one.  But go ahead & tell me, what would you think of the team-up?


“To the 46 people accused of underage drinking [at one of his concerts]; what were you thinking? You have your whole life to engage in underage drinking. What’s the hurry?

“I didn’t start underage drinking until I was 26. Underage drinking is not an function of age, but of style. And you kids are way too young to truly appreciate the nuances of true underage drinking.”

~John Mayer

What a joker, that one…


Well, it appears as if the on again off again relationship between John Mayer & Jessica Simpson is once again off.  The duo tried to work out their differences recently on a trip to Cabo San Lucas, which should obviously cure everything, but to no avail. 

A Mayer insider revealed, “It has been rocky and it had been rocky, and it reached the end of the road.”

“It is definitely over – the relationship has ended.”

Team Simpson states, “They broke up Sunday night, but who knows what the future will hold.”

“This is the twelfth time they’ve broken up. Their relationship is volatile. Last week they felt better than ever. This week, things are rocky. Who knows what the future will bring. ”

I’m not sure the adjective ‘volatile’ is really the way you want your relationship to be described…. These two should maybe think about just moving on, you tell me.




Fresh from Cannes, Jessica Simpson was spotted on the streets of Manhattan Monday sporting a Rolling Stones t-shirt.

Simpson was going it alone on the streets, but managed to squeeze in a date with her on again-off again beau John Mayer on Sunday.  What’s going to come of these two?

I’m thinking splitsville for good.  I just can’t see love & marriage for this couple, can you?

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