Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 8:50 AM PDT
10/10/2006

Jimmy Buffett thinks the French are a bunch of idiots & don’t know the difference between prescription medication & the drug Ecstasy.
Jimmy, is of course, speaking about that experience he had at the Toulon-Hyères International Airport where custom officials claimed he had 100 tablets of Ecstasy in his luggage. The “Margaritaville” singer had to pay a $380 fee, endure the embarrassment and move on with his life.
Recently Buffett posted on his blog, stating, ”I don’t know about you, but at a few months away from turning 60, I carry a few prescriptions, including a B vitamin supplement called Foltx . . . ‘Ecstasy,’ they said. I have never taken it and couldn’t tell you the difference between a hit of Ecstasy and Excedrin PM.”
“My vices these days consist of boat drinks, beer, wine and the occasional hot fudge sundae . . . I paid the fine, gathered my bags and my friends and as soon as they opened that door, I walked, rather rapidly towards my plane and flew out. The stern-faced authorities couldn’t take the truth as the simple answer . . . [and tried] to turn vitamins into ecstasy.”
Jimmy’s pals are backing him up as well, writer Jay McInerney stated, “Jimmy’s drug days are long past. The guy drinks a little good burgundy with dinner and that’s it.”
So maybe the French custom officials need some more lessons in telling the difference between old man Viagra & Ecstasy. What do you think?
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2 Responses to: Jimmy Buffett: The French are Idiots
momo
January 12th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
well i think that the french smart that guy is probably a crack head. look at him a 60-year old singer come on dude get a f****ng life!!!!!!!
pick your nose not the french!!!!!!
Lala
February 1st, 2007 at 8:00 pm
Well, I think that the French simply can’t deal with the fact that they fucked up. Again. You know, fuck Iraq, let’s go straighten out the fucking French. They’re the ones supplying the Middle East with shit because as long as they make a profit they don’t give a fuck. In fact, the only reason they didn’t jump on Saddam’s bandwagon was because they knew we’d send one soldier in. One soldier is all you need to make the French pussies surrender, you know. Anyway one more French le idiot. Surprise? I think not.
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