This just in from PopSugar:  Jessica Simpson would like her cock, please!  Ha!  Unfortunately, it’s not what you think, or is it? 

Simpson was spotted over the weekend dining at The Farm at The Grove where a delightful little decoration caught her pretty eye.  Here’s the scoop:

“Jessica Simpson was eating at the farm with her friend and asked her waiter to speak with the manager. He came over to her table and she said to him “I want the cock” and he said “I bet you do.” He didn’t know what she was talking about and then she laughed and explained she wanted to buy the wire rooster that was hanging on the wall.”

No word as of yet if Jessica was actually able to get some cock, but we’re going with yes, since she probably gets cock all the time. 

You tell me- Did Jessica Simpson get cock this weekend?

Thanks to PopSugar for the images.

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