jessica-alba-substitute-teacher-11-16-2006.bmpIn a recent poll by the National Education Association (NEA), Sin City actress Jessica Alba was voted the celebrity most people would like to see substitute teach for a day.  Why on earth is the NEA wasting time on such a silly survey, one could ask?

Alba received about 46% of the vote; while Oprah Winfrey got 23%; Angelina Jolie at 14%; Will Smith came in at 12% & finally, tennis pro Andre Agassi at 4%. 

In reaction to her new accolade, Alba stated, “I’m available. That’s amazing. Why do they want me to be their substitute teacher?”

“That’s cool. There’d be lots of discussions if I was a substitute teacher. Lots of debating going on.”

NEA Reg Weaver said, “Just as actress Jessica Alba toiled long and hard before achieving stardom, substitute educators labor tirelessly — and often in relative anonymity — to provide every child with a quality public education.”

Right, so why did you do this silly survey, Weaver?

Well, who you have voted for as Favorite Substitute Teacher?

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