The Golden Globe Awards Show was a sight to be seen, so I hope you tuned in last night.   The 64th Golden Globes were basically about balls.  Do you have them?  Are they big enough?  Are they tough enough to handle Angelina Jolie’s apparent attitude problem at the awards show?

Let’s allow Tom Hanks, who presented Warren Beatty with the Cecil B. DeMille lifetime achievement award, demonstrate:  “And I think you will all agree with me when I say, what balls this man has.  What balls this man has. And by balls, of course, I mean artistic vision and fortitude. What balls has Warren Beatty!”

Apparently Sacha Baron Cohen, who won the Golden Globe for Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture (musical or comedy) for his work as Borat in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, followed up Hanks’ balls speech with this little gem: 

“This movie was a life-changing experience. I saw some amazing, beautiful, invigorating parts of America. But I saw some dark parts of America, an ugly side of America, a side of America that rarely sees the light of day.  I refer, of course, to the anus and testicles of my costar, Ken Davitian.”

As the audience prepared to laugh uproariously, Cohen continued saying, “When I was in that scene, and I stared down and I saw your two wrinkled golden globes on my chin I thought to myself, ‘I better win a bloody award for this.’”

And not one to be outdone, Alec Baldwin, who won Best Actor in a TV Series (musical or comedy) for 30 Rock, accepted his Golden Globe saying, “I’m glad this isn’t too heavy because I just had hernia surgery December 21.  So, I just wanted to share that with all of you.”  

Thanks, Alec.  Not only were we absolutely dying to know that you did in fact have hernia surgery, we wanted to know the damn date. 

So, as you can see from all the balls, Monday evening was a night to share them to the world & the Hollywood Foreign Press Association.  Coming up, the full list of the 64th Golden Globe winners below, provided that you all have a good set of balls.

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