Leave it to old man Hugh Hefner to continuously be in the news even when he’s 78-years-old.  An ex-Playboy Playmate has made news recently with a self-published book that chronicles the goings-on inside the Playboy mansion, and it’s a little scarey.  Apparently, it doesn’t matter how hot you are to get into Playboy, it only matters that you take the pleasure ride with a 78-year-old Viagra-powered coaster.

 Here’s the scoop from Celebitchy: 

• Women who live in the house must show up for Wednesday and Friday sex night. They are given rare exemptions in the case of major surgery (like a nose job), but if it’s that time of the month or they’re sick, they’re still expected to come. Even Hefner’s secretary has to participate.
• Hefner invites women into his lair. The night the source was there, 12 women were in the room. Each must bathe and wear identical pink pajamas. If they don’t want to have sex with the 78 year-old perv, they can leave their pajama bottoms on.
• Gay porn plays on two big screen TVs in the room.
• On the night the source was there, Heff got a hummer from his current girlfriend to start the action. 10 of the 12 girls then took turns having sex with him, taking about two minutes each while the other participants cheered him on. He took Viagra to perform and did not wear a condom.
• Women paired up for simulated lesbian sex for Heff’s benefit, but according to the source most of them weren’t into it and didn’t even like each other.
• The session ended with him having anal sex with the girlfriend, who wiped off his penis beforehand, as if that did something to prevent STDs.

Gag-a-maggot!  And to think that we all thought it was playing chess & discussing politics at the Playboy mansion….

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