Jack Nicholson is apparently bedridden after straining his neck last week right after taking model Paz de la Huerta to the NYC premiere of The Departed.

Translation:  Dirty old Viagra Jack rode Paz a little bit too hard, yelled & craned his neck at just the right time & was bedridden & put up wet because the old man can’t take a good bed beating.

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