Posted by guestblog as Celebrities, Heidi Klum, Mariah Carey, Tom Jones at 11:23 AM UTC on Sep, 30 2011
We all know of the standard insurance policies which cover our day to day lives. We’re constantly exposed to TV adverts of a window cleaner falling from an unstable ladder or an innocent victim receiving whiplash courtesy of a reckless driver. However there is also a world that we’re not exposed to. A world so bizarre that it’s like the twilight zone of insurance claims. It’s incomprehensible to us normal folk as to why these policies exist but it goes that step further to ensuring that our A-list stars are held in a regard on an almost immortal level. But, when it comes down to it, even they realise that we’re all human and so they’ve taken every necessary step to ensure that their vulnerable bodies and lives are protected against the glitz, glamour and pitfalls of a celebrity lifestyle. No win no fee solicitors have truly got their work cut out with this bunch!
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Posted by MoJoe as Celebrities at 11:08 AM UTC on Sep, 30 2011
They’re moms in their late thirties, but unlike us mere mortals, they have nary a stretchmark or a dark circle under their eyes, and they’d never be caught dead in mommy jeans and an oversized sweatshirts. These celebrity moms are hotter than ever, and are walking the runways, the red carpets and even Playboy magazine as well as women half their age. It is so damn unfair.
Take Halle Berry. Lithe body, adorable kids, and an Oscar to boot? And what about Victoria Beckham? This ultimate “soccer mom” is still a style setter. Even her papparazzi photos are gorgeous—and unless she’s using some serious industrial-strength body makeup, she doesn’t even have a single stretchmark.
Giselle Bundchen, Alessandra Ambrosio and Heidi Klum are real “model moms” who jumped right back on the runway and magazine covers right after giving birth. Heidi even joined a Victoria’s Secret lingerie show mere weeks after giving birth. Photoshop helps, of course, but even in these event photos you know they’re not hiding any post-baby flab.
And Brooke Burke definitely feels she has nothing to hide: she appeared in Playboy twice since birth of child. Did we mention that she’s 39 years old?
And Angelina Jolie, den mother extraordinaire, hasn’t lost any of her sultry sex appeal—whether she’s strutting in a designer gown or running errands with her kids.
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Posted by MoJoe as Tid Bits & News at 11:13 AM UTC on Sep, 29 2011
Talk about covering your assets. Holly Madison confirmed rumors that she had her breasts insured by Lloyd’s of London for a $1,000,000.
“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?” she said. “Because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars.”
Makes sense since her boobs are pretty much the only thing going for this reality star, especially since she dumped her megazillionaire fiancé Hugh Hefner. You don’t actually think she’s got (gasp) talent, right? And she could possibly be the first woman on the planet whose cup size is actually larger than her IQ.
Just some burning questions…
1. Did the insurance company have to conduct an insurance inspection? And who was the lucky guy who got to do that?
2. Exactly what kind of “boob accidents” does a typical insurance policy cover?
3. You mean you can actually insure a fake body part? Wow. Doesn’t she just put them in a jar when she goes to sleep?
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Posted by MoJoe as Celebrities, Mischief & Mayhem at 10:07 AM UTC on Sep, 28 2011
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore claim their marriage is rock-solid, but infidelity rumors are hard to ignore. Star magazine recently ran a story that he cheated with a 21-year-old, Brittney Jones, and now another 23-year-old’s come forward to say that she and Ashton did the nasty at a San Diego nightclub— on the day of his sixth wedding anniversary!
Ashton’s threatening to slap the magazine with a lawsuit, but the tabloid says they’ve got pretty suggestive text messages to prove their story (things like “What are u wearing now?” — and apparently it’s not like Demi’s granny panties). But other sources say that Jones is just an obsessed fan who wants attention and her 30-seconds-of fame—even if it is for being a slut and a half.
Could be the age gap is finally catching up on the couple. And celebs have plenty of opportunity for “extra-curricular” activities—it’s not like Hollywood’s known for being a city of virtue and purity. But Demi Moore is still Demi Moore, and still looks way better than most women half her age.
So will Demi be calling her own lawyers—this time to file for divorce?
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Posted by MoJoe as Celebrific Sighting Pictures, Celebrities at 2:17 PM UTC on Sep, 23 2011
In a cut-throat industry like Hollywood, you really need to cover your ass… or maybe uncover it. These women have—comment se dit?—the best booties in the biz.
Gisele Bundchen is the highest paid model in the world, and with a body like that, she deserves it! Totally unfair that she could give birth and not have a single stretchmark.
Christina Hendricks defies Hollywood’s size zero standard with a figure that’s curvy in all the right places. She keeps her butt toned with regular BOSU ball workouts. (I know a lot of men who wish they were that ball.)
Jennifer Aniston is forty and fabulous, with a completely toned body and a booty well maintained by a combination of Budokon yoga and martial arts. Sounds a little more fun than Jessica Biel’s workout, which involves jumping up and down stairs. But don’t worry Jessica—those buns of steel are worth it!
Matt Kemp couldn’t keep his hands off Rihanna’s butt and we don’t blame him. But yeah, we totally believe that he’s really in love with her personality. Really.
Jennifer Lopez reportedly insured her butt for a million dollars, and maintains it through a regular regimen of cardio, rowing and squats.
And we don’t see why George Clooney could give up Elisabetta Canalis, given how effin’ gorgeous she is—but I guess she just has to put the past “behind”
her.
When Shakira shakes thos hips and booty, everyone pays attention. And whatever Kim Kardashian lacks in talent, she compensates with… well, let’s just say that she puts all “butts” to rest.
But the best butt in Hollywood award goes to Beyonce. We hope she keeps that body after she gives birth!
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Posted by MoJoe as TV at 3:03 PM UTC on Sep, 22 2011
The premiere episode of X factor felt just like a family reunion: lots of nutcases, a few feel-good moments, and Auntie Paula walking out in a huff.
Yes, Paula Abdul surprised no one when she stormed off the set when a 43-year-old blogger, Geo Godley, decided to drop his pants and show of his “XXX” factor. (Later on, a 61-year-old retired court clerk sang, “I Touch Myself”—but, to everyone’s relief, kept her clothes on and her hands in the air.)
Simon Cowell was noticeably kinder, but the snarkiness we have all grown to know and love reemerged when he met a flamboyant hotel performer in blue fishnet stockings. “You are talented but you are deluded.” And there those who were untalented and deluded, like the 83-year-old and 70-year-old couple who murdered “Unchained Melody.” They didn’t get through, but will continue their cross-country concert tour at “the most beautiful senior centers.” Mercifully, most of their audience are half-deaf.
There were the trademark tearjerkers, like the single mom who just got out of rehab and dreams of turning her life, a young dad who hauls trash every day just to feed his two-year-old son (hear his original song) and the perky 13-year old whose parents are broke. And there’s the eyecandy: 36-year-old hunk Terrell Carter and 14-year-old cutie John Lindahl.
All in all, it was an interesting episode—and promises to give American Idol a run for its money.
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Posted by MoJoe as Celebrities, TV at 9:44 AM UTC on Sep, 21 2011
No one’s surprised by the results of the first elimination round of “Dancing with the Stars.” Ron Artest (also known as Metta World Peace) and partner Peta Murgatroyd got booted out.
So long, Metta-Peta—but who’s next? We think Chaz Bono’s going to be around for a long time. He can dance decently, but that’s not the point: the producers know that he’s got the viewer’s sympathy. Heck, a judge even called him and Lacy Schwemmer “cute and cuddly.” Clearly the man can do no wrong.
David Arquette seems to be holding his own, too, staying energetic and enthusiastic despite having a generally crappy year. (Ex wife Courteney Cox and daughter Coco were there to cheer him on, though.)
Now J.R. Martinez was hot, though: the former war vet and soap star had both grace and technical skill. Chynna Phillips did well too, and she and J.R. got the top spots for the first round. Ricki Lake, Hope Solo, Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Derek Hough also performed quite well. Kristin Cavalleri, a crowd favorite, delivered a pretty decent cha cha. Rob Kardashian? Well let’s just say that like Kim before him, he sucks at dancing. And Elisabetta Canalis’s only saving grace was her partner, Val Chmerkovskiy (yep, brother of Maksim)!
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Posted by guestblog as Celebrities, Tid Bits & News at 6:33 AM UTC on Sep, 21 2011
While the world of pool both in Europe and across the Pond has had its fair share of heroes like Minnesota Fats, Raymond Ceulemans and Steve “Romford Slim” Davis , the accessibility and enjoyment of the game, far extends from professional tournaments.
Wander into any bar, any pub and you will likely see a pool table sitting in the corner, laughs being shared and bets being wagered. But away from the heady light of pool stardom on the international stage, and the dingy pub setting with stained baize and poor lighting, there is a world of celebrity surrounding the game of pool, one which stretches far back in to the annals of the game’s history.
We all know the famous pool movies, The Hustler and the Colour of Money, which helped to bring the beautiful game into the public eye, largely thanks to the sadly departed Paul Newman. He is the tie between the two movies, the archetypal epitome of cool, but Newman’s love of the game went beyond on-screen set ups and special effects, he actually was a keen pool player.
Newman actually got lessons from Willie Mosconi (yes, the name given to the Mosconi Cup which pits the US against Europe) and current Hollywood giant Tom Cruise, who stared alongside Newman in the Colour of Money, is also a pretty adept player. Not many people may know this, but Mr Katie Holmes is ambidextrous, and while there were obvious continuity errors in the movie (not to mention a huge fashion faux-pas with his adopted hairstyle), Cruise is apparently a pretty dab hand at the sport.
You can scour Hollywood for pictures of famous stars shooting pool, from Brad Pitt, to Nicolas Cage, to Julia Roberts, to John Wayne and Keith Richards (which surely would have been a treat to experience). One of the most famed and revered of all celebrity pool players, was Jerry Orbach of Law and Order fame. There are many tales about his pool and billiards playing, taking money off players in challenges, including an encounter where he beat famed player Cornbread Red without knowing it.
Actor and director Woody Allen is also purportedly a massive fan and player of the game of billiards too. You can just picture him bustling around the table, while Bob Dylan’s sitting in the corner of the room, whistling a tune, as the songster is reportedly a fan of the game as well. The list really does just go on and on, with American Fear Factor presenter Joe Rogan being an avid participant of the game. That image just fits, it really does and it doesn’t even take sheep’s eyeballs to make it work. Just Rogan, a beer, a cigar and a pool table. The list goes on, and some even suspect that the late, great Vincent Van Gogh may have even been partial to a game, but there is no record of it. The rumours are abound because he painted The Night Café, capturing the game in its raw, unadulterated form, a pool table sitting in a dingy bar.
So popular is the game of Pool, that not even the White House can escape its addictive clutches, highlighted in a famous picture involving current incumbent Barack Obama. There is actually a Billiard Room in the White House, which was put there by James Monroe (who was the fifth President of the United States for those counting). So, even the vastness of Pennsylvania Avenue’s most famous address is not without it’s pool hall charm.
There is a certain sense of a President being just a regular Joe as he lines up the nine ball into the corner pocket, brow sweating, heart palpating, all budget problems falling by the wayside. Pool, the great political humbler.
Taking a step further back into history, John Adams, who was the President before Monroe, was so desperate to have a game of billiards that he would be seen knocking his balls around on the floor, just to get some action in. That is the power of pool and billiards, long steeped in history, from Presidents to Hollywood, the click of the ball, the rattling of the pockets is just too irresistible to pass up. Recreational or competitive the allure of game is just hard to deny. The sport in one fashion or another has been around since the 1600’s and long will it remain.
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Posted by guestblog as Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Bruce Willis, Celebrities, Eddie Murphy, Leonardo Dicaprio, Will Smith at 4:14 PM UTC on Sep, 20 2011
The acting game is big business with box office sales for movies reaching hundreds of millions of dollars around the world. Actors make money from endeavours such as their movies, but also from the sales when the film is released for purchase and other sponsorship deals. Actors literally have hundreds of revenue sources, if they so desire to front a product or service or be part of a project or cause. Here is a countdown of the top 10 richest celebrities.
10 – Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler is worth $29.5million from his successful hits Big Daddy, Click, Mr Deeds and Happy Gilmore. He is one of the world’s best known comedy actors and a strong entrant into the top 10.
9 – Will Ferrell
Will Ferrell has an estimated net worth of $31million for his comedy roles in smash hits such as Blades of Glory and Anchorman. The slapstick actor has done really well for himself making this list, and there is no wonder because it is clear that he is super talented. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by MoJoe as Celebrities, Tid Bits & News, Zooey Deschanel at 11:22 AM UTC on Sep, 20 2011
Forget Project Runway—if you want to see the best and worst in fashion, watch awards shows like the Emmys. There are moments of absolute gorgeousness, and moments when you think: “Why the hell did she wear that?”
Here are some of the worst celeb get-ups.
Julianna Marguiles looked like she had worn either a very ugly bridesmaid’s dress or a designer’s interpretation of a light bulb. What was up with that? She looked stiff and drab—and frankly her hair didn’t help. Someone introduce her to a blowdryer.
Paz de la Huerta looks like a corpse – that makeup does nothing to show off her gorgeous skin tone. Guess she was trying to look sultry, but ended up channeling Morticia Adams (except Morticia had better hair). And the dress? Dull, dull, dull.
Phoebe Price’s gown looked like it had been cut out of tacky curtain fabric. And the purple lace headress and sequins just make it look more and more comical.
Zooey Deschanel wears what many bloggers have been calling the Pepto Bismol prom dress. The cute and coy outfit (and vacant expression) may work when you’re 16, but feels kind of creepy on a 31-year-old.
Meanwhile, Ariel Winter looked twice her age (and 20 pounds heavier) in a pink lace dress. The cleavage also seemed inappropriate for a young girl, even if she is from a “Modern Family.”
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Posted by MoJoe as Jane Lynch, Julie Bowen, LL Cool J at 5:42 PM UTC on Sep, 19 2011
The Emmys are like any big party: you have some great moments, a lot of forgettable moments, and some truly awkward moments. Some jokes fell flat, and others left you kind of mortified. “Did she just say that? On national TV?”
A lot of it had to do with Jane Lynch, an odd choice for Emmy host, and who apparently has the social graces of her TV character. Take, for example, her cutting response to Ricky Gervais: “Someone didn’t get enough hugs from Mommy and somehow it’s Hollywood’s fault.” Yeah, uhm… cut to commercial! Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by MoJoe as Celebrities, Tid Bits & News at 5:55 PM UTC on Sep, 16 2011
The James Bond films are one of the few remaining bastions of unapologetic male machismo and misogyny. It’s a film series where you actually expect the main protagonist to treat women as objects, and not doing so would be so out of character. Not that we’re saying misogyny is okay, but that’s precisely why the James Bond movies have such a huge following among men. It’s a movie where you can escape to a world where testosterone is king and affirm your masculinity because when you go out of the theater you’re faced with unflinching reality – women actually rule the world. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by MoJoe as Mischief & Mayhem, Scarlett Johansson at 2:29 PM UTC on Sep, 15 2011
The hacker ring that infilitrated the mobiles of Natalie Portman and Dianna Agron are at it again—this time stealing two nude photos of Scarlett Johannson.
One photo has Scarlett checking out the reflection of her butt in the mirrror. The second is her, on the bed, recording her very ample bosom. Scarlett’s asked the FBI to find out who did this—meanwhile, her loyal fans are trying to do their part in their investigations by taking a very long (and leering) look at the snapshots. (All in the name of science, of course.)
The big question is if the photos are real or photoshopped. For example, the photo of Scarlett on the bed seems to have an odd line right above her collarbone. Is it a necklace? A shadow? A really weird wrinkle? Or is it a sign of really sloppy photo editing?
In any case, Scarlett’s not the first star who’s struggled with digital security issues. Aside from Natalie Portman and Dianne Agron, Vanessa Hudgens and Jessica Alba have comlained that their email accounts have also ben hacked.
Makes you wonder if Hollywood celebs should stick to traditional ways of communicating. Smoke signals, anyone?
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Posted by MoJoe as Celebrities, Kate Gosselin, Rachel Zoe at 9:17 AM UTC on Sep, 14 2011
Rachel Zoe has she found out her former BFF and styling assistant Brad Goreski had gotten his own BRAVO TV show and stealing their clients.
At first Rachel thought Brad just wanted a little “work-life balance” – more time with his boyfriend, his dog, his designer clothes, who knows. But after a group hug and several PR statements, she found out that he was calling her clients and “schmoozing” at events. Guess Brad’s found new people to hang around with (sorry, Rodger and Rachel).
So that’s the second assistant that Rachel’s lost. We all know what happened to Taylor, and all that hullabaloo about a stolen dress. (Taytay continues to deny filching anything from the designer racks, which are filled with model sizes—and how the hell would she fit into those?)
Well it may help if Rachel were more supportive of her assistant’s careers. Anyone with brains and a smidgen of talent would eventually get bored just following her orders and smiling at the camera. It’s not like they went into the fashion business for the chance to pick up and return gowns. Sometimes, they just want to be carefree and half-naked!
But if all Rachel wants from an assisant is no brains, just a desire to mooch off someone’s popularity and play up on scandal and intrigue to stretch her 15 minutes of fame, we’ve found someone for her! Rumor has it that Kate Gosselin’s looking for another gig. And we all know about Kate’s incredible taste in clothes.
Posted by MoJoe as Celebrities at 12:08 PM UTC on Sep, 13 2011
Lately, the big villain of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been Taylor Armstrong. She’s gotten a lot of backlash since her husband, Russell Armstrong, was found dead in his home. The man was a class-A jerk from the very beginning, so why the sudden show of public support for him—and anger towards her?
People have accused her of using him to gain fame, manipulating facts, even fabricating the stories of physical abuse. There have even been speculations that she killed him especially now that Russell’s parents are seeking to open a murder investigation.
Well she may have been a beyotch and a half, but she doesn’t look like a murderer. These photos also prove that she did not make up the story of being hit, hard and repeatedly, by Russell. At one point she was hospitalized because of head trauma—and chances are, she didn’t just “accidentally fall down the stairs.”
We’re not saying she was an angel, and we also think his suicide was tragic. But let’s get the facts straight here. Nobody deserves to be used as someone’s punching bag.
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Posted by MoJoe as Celebrities, George Clooney, Stacy Keibler at 12:54 PM UTC on Sep, 12 2011
George Clooney may just be ready to settle down with Stacy Keibler… NOT. He did take her to the Toronto Film Festival, where he was promoting his new film. In the Clooney Meter that’s the equivalent of taking a girl home to meet his mother.
But even Clooney and Keibler did look “a little cozy” the two weren’t exactly glued at the hip. He refused to have any pictures taken together, prefering to pose with Bono instead. Guess we know what his priorities are.
The man’s got serious commitment issues, which most women seem happy to accept because he is, after all, George Clooney. Still, the man’s got to watch what he’s doing. You don’t mess with a professional wrestler. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned–and, unlike Elisabetta Canalis, she doesn’t seem to be the type who’ll try to win him back with eggplant parmigiana and slow-simmered pasta sauces.
We’ll see if Stacy Keibler’s “weapons of mass seduction” as (Dancing with the Stars calls it) work, or if she will eventually be just a blip on the blog archives of the women of George Clooney.
Posted by MoJoe as Lady Gaga at 11:22 AM UTC on Sep, 09 2011
Lady Gaga’s got a new boy toy—Taylor Kinney, better known as the “hot thing in The Vampire Diaries.” The two locked eyes (and eventually, lips) at the set of the music video for “You and I.” Incidentally, Taylor went shirtless for that video, which gave Lady Gaga a good chance to check out his…acting skills.
Since then the couple’s been seen making out in all of the trendiest places in California. You’d think that with their combined incomes they could afford to get a room, right? But, being ever so well-mannered, they do stop long enough from their “conversation” to sign autographs. They’ve also been spotted holding hands at a beach. Ah, young love.
Hope this works out better than Lady Gaga’s other relationships. Her ex Rob Fusari actually tried to sue for for $30.5 million, because he was responsible for turning her career around. He claims she was a rockstar nobody when they met, and then she dumped him when she became famous. Ah, but Rob, even if you did help her win two Grammies and produce several albums, do you look as good as Taylor Kinney without a shirt? See, a girl really needs to set priorities.
Posted by MoJoe as Career Moves, Celebrities, Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell, Tid Bits & News, TV at 2:54 PM UTC on Sep, 08 2011
They’ve fought, flirted, kissed, and shouted abuses at each other—and they are at it again. Ex-American idol judges Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul have reunited for the X factor. “I like people who disagree with me,” he says. “Paula fascinates me because she’s a complex person.”
Uhm, yeah. In another interview, we believe he used the word “loopy.” But hey, whatever rocks his boat (or more accurately, his ratings). Simon may be all praises for Paula now, but we know this is a marketing move to get the American Idol fans to switch over to his show. Not that they need much prodding at this point—the show’s gone to the “dawgs.” Pop quiz: what was the name of the last American Idol winner? Yeah, we don’t remember either. Exactly our point.
The show will premiere on Fox this fall. “This show wouldn’t have been the same without Paula, and I can’t believe I am saying this – I have missed her a lot,” said Simon. (Cue bad karaoke music.)
Paula says, “I’m delighted and grateful to be sitting next to Simon again” (subtext: “I have a career again! I have a career again! I have a career again!”) but adds “You might want to check back on in me in a week or two.”
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Posted by MoJoe as Kate Gosselin, TV at 3:47 PM UTC on Sep, 07 2011
Kate Gosselin is “freaking out” after her show, Kate + 8, was cancelled by TLC. “Will my family be okay?”
Was her family ever okay? The kids have been living in a fishbowl for six years. Their parents dysfunctional marriage, messy divorce, and their father’s affairs were conveniently hyped up to boost ratings. And then they had to watch their mother on Dancing with the Stars—though Gosselin was hardly “dancing” and she was never a “star,” so what was up with that?! Read the rest of this entry »