How do you make a Scarlett Johansson hasty pudding sandwich?  Why, just add two male Harvard students dressed in drag at either end!  Duh!

Johansson was spotted as she joined in her very own parade Thursday as the queen of Harvard University.  Scarlett was presented the infamous Hasty Pudding Award & now joins the likes of Ben Stiller as this year’s performers who have made a ”lasting and impressive contribution to the world of entertainment.”

I’m assuming they mean her pretty pillowy breasts & not her acting.

Thanks to People for the delectable image.

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