Bet no one would imagine Anna Fenninger having more spare time after her super-G gold finish at Sochi. However, contrary to that belief, she’s actually fond of cheetahs, which brings us to the crazy conclusion that she might be one. (There’s simply no other reason!)

Austria's Fenninger reacts in the finish area during the women's alpine skiing Super G competition during the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics at the Rosa Khutor Alpine Center

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1. Look at that determined expression, ready to pounce on anyone who’s about to take her gold medals away from her.

kraftwerk 2014 the calendar with anna fenninger

2. When not on a ski suit, her grace and elegance embodies that of a lean and mean cheetah.

kraftwerk 2014 the calendar with anna fenninger

3. Her menacingly dark eyes are a stark reminder that her fangs will inevitably come out, if and only someone gets in her (half-pipe) way.

kraftwerk 2014 the calendar with anna fenninger

4. Androgyny, surprisingly, looks even good at her. That stance, boys.

kraftwerk 2014 the calendar with anna fenninger

5. She’s flawless! She’s that playful, fierce, athletic female every man has always dreamt of. [We likey.]

anna fenninger as a cheetah

* photos by Thomas Kettner