Britney Spears Should Learn From the Crotch-Blocking Beckhams!

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Wow!  Now that’s what I call a proper crotch block! 

David Beckham lended a literal hand to his wife Victoria as she was getting out of their car with an always too tight dress on.  But never fear, now that crotch-blocking David is here, Posh’s sexy parts will just have to remain Victoria’s secret!

Now, how to get David out of the way & see the real goods…. 

Britney Spears, pay attention girl- this is how it’s done!