Elin Nordegren

Ouch! Tiger Woods is paying ex-wife Elin Nordegren $750,000,000, you read that right, three-quarters of a billion dollars for a single divorce, making it the most expensive divorce of all-time.

As part of the divorce settlement Elin can’t talk about their relationship or Tiger’s infidelities in any way, shape or form.

According to a FOX News source:

“Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father. Tiger’s main fear is her telling her story after he’s rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter. Elin’s legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets,” adding “The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life — even if Tiger dies first — or she’ll lose the lot. Everything’s signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days.”

As part of the agreement Elin retains full physical custody of both of the couple’s children.

Looks like someone finally took Tiger for everything in match play.