Breaking News: Lindsay Lohan Dumped By Harry Morton

lindsay-lohan-harry-morton-split-9-22-2006.jpgIt looks like Pink Taco owner Harry Morton came to his senses and dumped partier fiance Lindsay Lohan.  So, how long did that engagement last?  Like a minute?

According to a source, “Harry broke up with Lindsay yesterday at Chateau Marmont after they had dinner on the courtyard patio.”

“Nothing happened at dinner, but shortly afterward, he broke up with her.”

Why the breakup?  Let’s count the reasons!

One source stated, “She was too much drama.  Lindsay did cut down on the partying, but with her it’s all relative. Harry is sober. It wasn’t the partying that broke them up. She’s young and a little bit immature. Harry’s more low-key and not into the same stuff she’s into.”

Poor teen queen Lohan, she’s married to the parties.