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Alessandra Ambrosio Made Coachella Worthwhile!

Alessandra Ambrosio at Coachella with friends

Let’s set the record straight. Most of the people who care about Coachella are already there. Everyone else is either apathetic or disgusted at the amount of real and wannabe hippies dirtying up the place. But as always, an angel among ghouls made her presence known. The best part is, she brought her hottie friends too! Thank the Coachella gods for Alessandra Ambrosio. Read the rest of this entry »

Lake Bell Bares A Lot For Esquire!

Lake Bell - black and white hot

This isn’t Playboy, FHM, or any of those men’s magazines we’ve come to expect these photo shoots from. These sizzling hot photos of the gorgeous Lake Bell are from Esquire‘s May 2014 issue, believe it or not. Read the rest of this entry »

Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima

Victoria’s Secret really made the right call when they decided to make Adriana Lima and Candice Swanepoel join forces and prove to us that two is definitely better than one when it comes to having mega-hotties share the same personal space.

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Emmy Rossum Shows Off Her Lithe Legs In LA!

Emmy Rossum - sexy legs

We bet Emmy Rossum wouldn’t really appreciate knowing our inner thoughts once we get to see her Sesame Street episode. Read the rest of this entry »

Clara Alonso Is Too Sexy For Words!

Clara Alonso - hot

Sometimes there aren’t enough words in the English language (or any language, really) to convey how smoking hot a babe really is. Clara Alonso is a perfect example of this phenomenon and we don’t mind it in the least. Read the rest of this entry »

Bella Twins Do Instagram Right!

Bella Twins Instagram hot

I haven’t been involved in the world of WWE for years, but the Bella Twins are this close to convincing me to tune in again. Read the rest of this entry »

Holly Peers and Stacey Poole Play The Hottest Game Of Twister!

Holly Peers and Stacey Poole sexy

I don’t have the flexibility to be any good at Twister, but these busty and beautiful Brits sure do! Stacey Poole and Holly Peers play the sexiest game of Twister the world has ever seen. Read the rest of this entry »

Today’s Hottest Woman: Julianne Hough

Julianne Hough - Dancing With The Stars

Julianne Hough guest-judged on Dancing With The Stars recently and she sure pissed a lot of people off! Read the rest of this entry »

Today’s Hottest Woman: Demi Lovato

Demi Lovato leaked photos hot

From Disney teen royalty to violent and troubled pop star to a healthy and inspirational role model, Demi Lovato is a prime example of what reinvention (and rehab!) can do to revitalize a brand. Read the rest of this entry »

Gisele Bundchen Is Back And Modeling Sexy Swimwear!

Gisele Bundchen - H&M - hot

In the modeling world, being a thirty-three year old woman means you’re this close to being called a grandma. It applies even if you look like Gisele Bundchen. Hell, some might say it applies even if you are Gisele Bundchen!

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Today’s Hottest Woman: Natalie Dormer

Natalie Dormer - GQ - hot

You don’t have to be a Game of Thrones geek to appreciate Natalie Dormer and her undeniable allure.  Read the rest of this entry »

Miranda Kerr Hints At Bisexuality In British GQ!

Miranda Kerr - GQ - May 2014

Miranda Kerr in the May 2014 issue of British GQ is baring it all–literally and figuratively. Check out her smoking hot photos after the jump! Read the rest of this entry »

Today’s Hottest Woman: Cobie Smulders

Cobie Smulders - Maxim - hot

Never have I felt the internet’s collective rage like I did the day How I May Your Mother aired its series finale. Who knew a TV sitcom could inspire this much vitriol? Read the rest of this entry »

Natalie Dormer Is Naturally Sexy For GQ US!

Natalie Dormer - sexy

Natalie Dormer may play the part of dainty-yet-devilishly-hot Margaery Tyrell in HBO’s Game of Thrones, but she’s nothing but red hot in this photo shoot for GQ US. Read the rest of this entry »

Alessandra Ambrosio Is Leggy And Luscious!


Alessandra Ambrosio - sexy


Alessandra Ambrosio is all oiled up for Schutz!  Read the rest of this entry »

Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald To Divorce!

Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald divorce

Before you ask “Who?!”, consider this a warning against shotgun weddings. Nikki Reed (Twilight) and Paul McDonald (American Idol) are getting a divorce after two years of marriage. Read the rest of this entry »

Bikini Babe Katherine Webb Gets Engaged!

Katherine Webb - bikini

Why are all the hotties getting engaged, hitched, or knocked up this month? Former Miss Alabama (but current super hot bikini babe) Katherine Webb is now engaged to AJ McCarron. Read the rest of this entry »

Today’s Hottest Woman: January Jones

January Jones and Jimmy Fallon

Oh, Betty! Only a select few can pull off the no-underwear look and still look classy, elegant, and sexy as hell. January Jones is one of those women. Read the rest of this entry »

Evidence That Cindy Crawford Is Eternally Hot!

Cindy Crawford - Omega - sexy swimsuit

Cindy Crawford shouldn’t look like this at 48. It’s unfair! As everyone else gets wrinkly and sun-damaged, Cindy finds a way to stay as fine as ever. Read the rest of this entry »

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