OK, I have to come out and say it:  Marc Anthony is ugly.  There’s really nothing left to say.  He looks like a gerbil & I feel like I should put him in a nice, fresh cage with a running wheel.  Does Jennifer Lopez dig the whole gelled up thing?

And according to my pals at Celebitchy, he’s kinda cuckoo too.  How do you go from Ben Affleck- no top ten hottie, but better than gerbil boy- to Anthony?  I don’t know.  Maybe J-Lo just likes her pets.