Can you believe the audacity of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag? Despite their first video — “Higher” — being slammed by critics and music fans, they still think they actually have a recording career.

“Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming – they’re gonna sell 10-million plus,” says Spencer, of their next video.

Excuse us while we break into hysterical laughter.