Milla Jovovich has just given birth to her first child — and apparently, chose a name before the anesthesia wore off.

She and fiance Paul Anderson (a director/producer/writer) chose to dub their baby Ever Garbo. (A little like Eva Garbo, but spoken with a drunken slur. Kind of fitting since Milla mistook the pregnancy for a beer belly.

“Parents and baby are doing fine,” says their respective reps, apart from an unfortunately case of bad taste.